Humorous jokes between brothers and sisters

Humorous jokes between brothers and sisters

When I was in junior high school, I was fascinated by martial arts novels. I was watching Jin Yong's "Eight Dragons" in class and was discovered by the teacher. I confiscated it and shouted, Give me the other seven books.

My brother saw two dogs doing that and asked my sister what they were doing. My sister answered shyly. They are fighting. ?

The boy next to him smiled.

Sister nu way:? What are you laughing at? Want to fight? ! ?

3. The most painful day for men: 1 February1day; Men's favorite day: 1 month 3 1 day.

I said to a beautiful mm:? I invite you to dinner today. ? She said:? No, some other time ~? I'm so excited!

I said to a brother:? I invite you to dinner today. ? He said:? No, some other time ~? I'm embarrassed?

A beautiful mm said to me:? I invite you to dinner today. ? I said:? No, some other time ~? She said no-_-!

A dinosaur said to me: I invite you to dinner today. ? I pointed to the wretched man next to me and said, another day ~?

There was a kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?

6.

Xiaomei: I watched a concert yesterday.

Xiao Wang: Really? That's good. Whose concert is this?

Xiaomei: Jay. I like him best. Yesterday's concert was wonderful.

Xiao Wang: Jay hasn't given a concert recently.

Xiaomei: I watched it on TV.

Xiao Wang:&; ? I began to worship you!

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