What kind of jokes did you make in your hometown because of seniority?

In rural areas, the issue of seniority is very important. However, some people are always confused about this problem, which leads to more jokes. Personally, I always get the question of seniority wrong, so I am often told by my family.

I remember going to my uncle's house once, because my qualifications in my uncle's house are still relatively high, but because of the limited number of visits, not everyone knows me. When others are chatting with themselves, they are polite compared with their older people, and of course there will be appellations. But I didn't expect that when I shouted out, the other party told me that I actually shouted wrong, because he saw that I was from my uncle's family and said that his seniority was much lower than mine, which really made him feel embarrassed.

There is also a story about my mother, because my mother has a higher qualification in her own home. There is a person who grew up with his mother and should be called aunt when he was at home. But unexpectedly, they got married in the same place. In this place where I live, my father and another uncle are of the same generation, so all of a sudden my mother's childhood partners don't know how to call her mother. I don't know whether to call her aunt or sister-in-law.

A colleague once shared his experience with me. When he took his children back to his hometown, he met a distant relative of his on the way. According to seniority, this relative should be called aunt colleague. But I don't think this is the case for children, because the people they met on the road were older, so the children casually said "Hello, Grandpa", and colleagues quickly corrected that they should be called brothers. But in the world of children, this kind of old man should be grandpa. After all, they don't have the concept of backup, but only distinguish by the age of their faces.