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A group of great scientists hid in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100, opened his eyes and saw that everyone was hiding, only Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? " Newton said, "What do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a formal square floor one meter wide, puzzled. Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and it is Newton/square meter when I stand on it, so you didn't catch Newton, you caught Pascal."

A farmer invited engineers, physicists and mathematicians to enclose the largest area with the least fences.

The engineer fenced a circle and declared that it was the best design.

Physicists pull the fence into a long straight line and pretend that the length of the fence is limited. They think that enclosing half the earth is always big enough.

The mathematician gave them a big laugh.

He surrounded himself with several fences and then said, "I'm outside now."