I want to collect some jokes.

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert. When they walked, they saw a bottle. When they opened the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can satisfy three wishes for each of you!"

Americans are the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "This is simple, it satisfies you! Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Get me home." The fairy said, "No problem." So Americans returned to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want a beautiful woman!" " The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" " The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the French back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China people said, "I miss Chinese and Americans very much. Please get them all back."

The French and the Americans are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so they have to keep walking.

I saw a bottle when I was walking. When I opened the stopper, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of that fairy just now, and my magic is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The French and Americans think it's better to let the China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, China people said to the immortal slowly, "All right, it's all right, go away."