Three-person voice joke 300 words

A man from other provinces walked into a restaurant in Sichuan and ordered a fish-flavored eggplant, so the following passage happened.

"Boss, boss! ! "

"What's the matter?"

"Why didn't you catch any fish from this fish-flavored eggplant?"

"Fish-flavored eggplant has no fish!"

"Why is it called fish-flavored eggplant without fish?"

"Oh my god, you are an ancestor ... according to your baby, you want a" tiger skin green pepper ",and I have to get you a tiger skin? ;

Order an "old woman cake" and I'll give it to your wife? ;

You order a "couple's lung slice", am I not going to kill two people? ! "