Funny copywriting in one sentence

1. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

2. Your appearance is too obscure and difficult to understand. I can only focus on understanding.

3. When my hair reaches my waist, it will cover my fat body. Even though he has a strong back and strong back, he still has to be cold and arrogant.

4. If you are ugly, you should read more. No one will date you if you are so ugly.

5. You look very creative and live a very courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God getting angry.

6. The one with money and face is called a male god, the one with money but no face is called husband, the one with face but no money is called Lanyan. As for the one with no money and no face, I'm sorry, you are a good person.

7. There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason, but there is fatness for no reason!

8. A successful man earns more money than his wife spends; a successful woman finds such a man.

9. What impresses me is never clever literature, but some simple and plain words without rhetoric. For example, admission notice, bonus payslip, large cash check, etc.

10. I had a quarrel with my wife, and my wife ran away from home in anger. She came back within two minutes of leaving and said: Get out!

11. The same word means different things to different people. For example, the rich man's Dink is called Dink, and the poor man's Dink is called Dink.

12. When I was a child, I thought life was about everything going well and having more than enough every year. When I grew up, I discovered that life is like this: everything goes as expected, and there is a balance deficit every year.

13. Suffering a loss is a blessing. This sentence must have been thought up by a wise person who often takes advantage of others.

14. I used to look good in photos, but now I am getting uglier with more photos I take? A colleague said calmly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

15. What’s wrong with people being fat? What's wrong with no money? What happened to non-mainstream? So you have to raise your head and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

16. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

17. Finding a girlfriend nowadays is like buying an old car. You don’t care what kind of car it is, but you are afraid that the previous owner still has the key and drives it out from time to time, burning your gas. If it breaks, you still have to fix it.

18. The Legend of Mi Yue tells us that even if they are dead sisters, as long as they fall in love with the same man, they will one day meet in war. This shows that men are really not good things!

19. If something goes wrong, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s gravity for being constipated.

20. When I was a child, every time my mother hit me, she would say: "The hit on your body hurts my heart." I said, "Then why do you still hit me?" Mom : "I like the feeling of heartache."

21. I met a beggar on the road. He said to me with tears in his eyes: "Have mercy on me. I can't even remember the last time I had a full meal. "When is it?" I thought it was quite pitiful and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will remember it slowly."

22. When I was in school, it was the first day of every semester. The most painful. Now that I'm working, every Monday suddenly feels like the first day of school.

23. The so-called vacation means being scolded at home, having no money when going out, being extremely busy all day long, and feeling like you have done nothing.

24. When buying things, the store often says that if you really buy it, they can give you a cheaper price. You see, sincere things are not very valuable!