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English lines of mummy's return

Ades Bay: No matter where this man is, your wife will be there.

[Alex grabs the photo from Ades]

Alex: Hey, I know him. He is the curator. He works in the British Museum.

Ades Bay: Are you sure?

Rick: You'd better believe him. He spends more time there than at home.

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Alex: Hey. The book of death.

Milla: What a clever boy. Your mother must miss you very much. You'd better behave yourself if you want to see her again.

Alex: Madam, I don't do it for my parents. What makes you think I will do it for you?

Be quiet!

Milla: Because your parents won't put poisonous snakes in your bed when you sleep.

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[Witness the Resurrection of Imhotep]

Rick: You know, a few years ago, it seemed strange to me.

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Alex: My dad will kick your ass.

Imhotep: I don't think so.

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Rick: This is terrible, Evy.

Evelyn: We have had bad experiences before.

Rick: This is worse.

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Isi (to Rick): Whatever it is, whatever you need, I don't care. Forget it, O'Connell. Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm mourning for my ass!

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Alex: Are we there yet?

I don't know

Alex: Are we there yet?

I don't know

Alex: Are we there yet?

I don't know

Alex: Really? ...

[Lochner sticks his knife between Alex's fingers]

Alex: Wow, that's great! Perfect goal.

What are you talking about? I missed it.

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Jonathan: I told you. I told you.

Milla: What's your opinion?

Jonathan: I mean, I told you so you wouldn't kill me.

Milla: When did we make this arrangement?

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Jacques: This place ... is cursed.

Rhett: What do you have to do with the curse?

He won't be happy without a good curse.

[mockingly]

This is cursed. That's cursed.

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Rick: Honey, what are you doing? These people don't need doors.

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Rick: (talking about the torch Evie is holding) Do you know that if you move fast enough, you can almost write your name?

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[After crashing London and repelling the mummy soldiers]

Rick: Are you all right?

Ades Bay: This is my first time to take a bus.

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Evelyn: Jonathan.

Jonathan: What is it?

Evelyn: Here are my husband and son. Make me proud.

Jonathan: Today, Evy.

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Evelyn: It won't hurt to open a box.

Rick: Yes, that's right. There's no harm in reading. Do you remember what happened that time?

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Ades Bay: There is a thin line between coincidence and fate.

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Alex: The sucker weighs a ton.

Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!

Alex: This carries a lot of weight.

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[Rick opens his suitcase]

Rick: Do you want a shotgun?

No, I prefer Thompson.

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Rick: OK, now you're starting to scare me.

Evelyn: Now I'm afraid of myself.

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Rick: [O 'Connor sees mummified soldiers destroying his car] No, no, not my car! Oh, I hate mummies.

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Isi: This thing is full of gas. Not hot air-gas. I need gasoline to get this thing off the ground. Where can I find gasoline around here? Huh? Bananas? Mango? Tarzan's ass? Maybe I can trick it into accepting hot air. But do you know how many cubic meters I need? I mean, it's too big!

Rick: If anyone can heat this thing up, Isi ... it's you.

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Rick: Alex?

Alex: What are you thinking, a mummy has come back to life?

Rick: I'll tell you a story sometime.

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Evelyn: Alex, I'm serious. If you lose your keys, you're grounded.

Alex: I haven't lost it. I just can't find it. There are differences.

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[Rick walks in and sees Jonathan being questioned by the mob]

Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties.

Jonathan: Well, when you are popular. ...

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Rick: I know my brother-in-law. No matter what you do to him, he may get what he deserves. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

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Rick: What did you do this time?

Jonathan: Well, I didn't do anything to anyone.

[Bullet goes through the door]

Jonathan: ... recently.

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Rick: OK-you're here, the bad guys are here, and Evy has been kidnapped. Let me guess. ...

Ades Bay: Yes, they removed the creature from his grave again.

Jonathan: I don't mean to blame anyone, but isn't it your job to make sure this doesn't happen?

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Isi: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick, you can shave my hair, wax my legs and use me as a surfboard.

Rick: Didn't we do this in Tripoli?

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Ades Bay: If a person doesn't embrace his past, he has no future.

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Baltus Hafez, curator (after Scorpion King catches him): Master, help me. Help me.

Imhotep: Why?

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Jonathan: Pull me up. Pull me up.

[He sees the huge diamond at the top of the pyramid]

Jonathan: Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down.

Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot.

Jonathan: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

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Isi: O'Connell, who did you piss off this time, huh?

Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, midgets, big bugs.

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[After they had a narrow escape, Isi cheered wildly and then shot O'Connell]

Isi: (furiously) O'Connell, you almost killed me!

Rick: (shrugs weakly) At least you didn't get hit.

[Isi was about to say more when Evie grabbed him and kissed his face]

Evelyn: Thank you, Izzy! Thank you!

Isi: (becoming more mature) O'Connell, who did you piss off this time, huh?

Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, midgets, big bugs.

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Ades Bay: [as Jonathan loads his rifle] Are you good at this?

Jonathan: I'll let you know, the winner of the five-time fox hound competition!

[Nodding at Ades's machete]

Jonathan: Are you good at this?

Ades Bay: We will know soon.

[In an instant, the machete is in his hand, taken out of his belt, and the blade touches Jonathan's neck]

Ades Bay: Because the only way to kill an Anubis soldier is to cut off his head.

Jonathan: (swallowing) I'll keep that in mind.

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Rick: (talking about Alex) I swear that child looks more like you every day.

Evelyn: You mean more attractive, sweeter and more charming?

Rick: No. He is driving me crazy.

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Evelyn: Do you want to know what heaven is like?

Rick: See you later.

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Rick: I thought I almost lost you.

Evelyn: For a moment, you did it.

Evelyn: Do you want to know what heaven is like?

Rick: See you later.

Alex: Oh, please!

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Rick: Go to hell and take your friends with you.

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[Seeing Rick's tattoo]

Ades Bay: If I say to you, "I'm a stranger from the East, looking for something lost." ...

Rick: Then I'll answer, "I'm a stranger from the west, and I'm the one you're looking for."

Ades Bay: So it's true. You have a sacred mark.

Rick: What, that? No, that was taken when I was in Cairo orphanage.

Ades Bay: That sign means that you are the protector of mankind. Soldiers of god. A major.

Rick: Sorry. you are talking to the wrong person.

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Jonathan and shafiq are chased by pygmies and running into the cemetery.

Jonathan: Look! There is a cemetery. We are safe! We are safe! See those sacred stones? They'll never get past those.

Are you sure?

Jonathan: Yes, of course I'm sure.

[A dwarf ran over and stabbed shafiq. Jonathan screams]

Jonathan: Sorry. My mistake.

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Alex: (trying to start the car) Come on, come on!

[Zhang Kefan turns the key and breaks it]

Alex: You broke it, you broke it, you broke it!

Jonathan: Be quiet, Alex! If there is hysteria, I will say it!

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Evelyn: [trying to convince Rick] That's why I love you.

Rick: Nice try.

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Rick: Where the hell is Jonathon?

[Jonathon drives a double-decker bus]

Evelyn: Alex.

Rick: What happened to my car?

Jonathan: Well, I was forced to find another mode of transportation.

Rick: A double-decker bus?

Jonathan: (pointing to Alex) It was his idea.

Alex: No!

Jonathan: That's right!

Rick: Let's go!

Alex: No!

Jonathan: That's right!

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[About Mummy Soldiers]

Rick: Oh,no. Not these guys again.

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Rick: (when Mommy appears) Oh, I hate these guys.

Jonathan: I said, guys, look at this. Shrinking head. I wonder how they did it.

[Everyone looks at Jonathan strangely]

Jonathan: Just curious.

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[Alex just destroyed a temple]

Alex: Mom, Dad, I can explain everything.

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Ades Bay: I'm sorry if I scared your son. But you must understand that the bracelet is now on his wrist, and we only have seven days before Scorpion King wakes up!

Rick: We? What, us?

Ades Bay: If he hadn't been killed, he would have called Anubis' army!

Jonathan: I don't think this is a good thing?

Rick: Oh, he will destroy the world.

Jonathan: Ah, the old "destroy the world" strategy.

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[Last lines]

Isi: Well, that's my half, you know.

Jonathan: What?

Isi: (pointing to the diamond) That's half of me.

Jonathan: I don't know what you are talking about.

Isi: What? You took my gold bars! I know you took my gold bars!

Jonathan: No, I don't have an ID card-I swear by my wife, I don't know what you're talking about.

Isi: You don't-you don't have a wife!

Jonathan: I didn't take your gold bars either!

They continued to argue that their voices died out when the ship sailed into the sunset.

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[Imhotep is being attacked by Scorpion King]

Imhotep: I am your servant. I am your servant.

Scorpion King: We will wait and see.

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Evelyn (to Imhotep): You wait! I'll send you to the grave again!

Baltus Hafez, curator: [to Evelyn] Our idea is that if we put you in the grave first, it won't.

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Evelyn: Those shorts aren't mine.

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Imhotep: The sands of time are starting to work against you.

Alex: Yes, yes, I have heard this part. From the moment I put on my bracelet, I have seven days before the Scorpion King wakes up.

Imhotep: Did you hear about it? If you don't enter the pyramid before the sun hits it that morning, the bracelet will suck your life away.

Alex: I missed this part.

Rick: Yes, she is a reincarnated princess and I am a warrior of God?

Ades Bay: Your son leads the way to Eminem. Three sides of the pyramid. This was predestined thousands of years ago.

Evelyn: But what is the ending of the story?

Ades Bay: Write only the journey, not the destination.

Rick: It's convenient.

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Milla (when Evy and Milla leave): Nefertili.

Evelyn: Anke Su Namun.

Milla: (smiling) Good.

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Ades Bay: Why can't you people keep your feet on the ground?

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[Evy uses his sword against Imhotep's followers]

Alex: Wow, Mom! When did you learn to do this?

Evelyn: (with a surprised expression on her face) I don't know.

[A thug grabbed her by the throat and pushed her against the wall. She kneed his groin and punched him with her right hook]

Evelyn: I learned this from your father!

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Baltus Hafez, curator (when Milla walks to Imhotep and Evie recalls the past): Don't be afraid.

Milla: I'm not afraid.

[in ancient Egyptian]

Milla: I am the reincarnation of Anke Sunanmon!

Imhotep: Only physically, but soon I will bring your soul back from the underworld, and our love will be complete again.

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[Seeing Issy's idea of rapid transportation]

Rick: Izzy, you are right.

Isi: Really?

Rick: Yes.

[Pulls out pistol]

Rick: You'll get shot.

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[After seeing Alex crying over his mother's death]

Jonathan: Try to think of it this way, Alex. She went to a better place. Just like the bible says.

Alex: Books!

Jonathan: What?

Alex: That's it! That's it!

Jonathan: What's that?

[Jumps up and grabs Jonathan]

Alex: Come on, Uncle Jon! Come on, come on.

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Alex: (while Jonathan is fighting Milla) Evdy Shockland ... Evday Shockland ... Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!

Jonathan: What does it look like?

Alex: This is a bird-a stork!

Jonathan: (ecstatic) I know that! I know that!

Alex: What's that?

Jonathan (fighting Milla): Ah ... Ah ...!

[Throw her away]

Jonathan: (proudly) Amenorfors!

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Rick: Did I kiss you today?

[indeed]

Evelyn: I hate it when you do this.

Rick: (grins) Why?

Evelyn: It makes me feel like agreeing to anything.

Rick: Did you find anything?

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[Rick pulls out his gun at the sight of Isi's spaceship]

Isi: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She's faster than she looks. She is very quiet, very quiet. Very suitable for sneaking up on others, which is a very good thing.

[lowering voice]

Isi: Unless, of course, we use your method: go in head-on, shoot, and get your friends shot in the ass!

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[Evie's flashback; Princess Tiri of Neifer fell in a duel with Anke Sunanmon and took off her mask]

Anke Sunanmon: (holds up her mask) Put on your mask! Let's not leave a scar on this beautiful face.

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[Evie's flashback, after Anke Sunanmon won the duel with Nefertili]

You're a quick learner, Nefertili. I have to be careful.

Princess Nefertili: Yes. I'll watch me.

plot

Another legend. Another monster. Another exploration of the world! Scorpion king A legendary warrior who sold his soul to Anubis was erased from the records of the ancient kingdom. His existence has disappeared into oblivion, and only remains in myth. But this myth is true. In the desert of Amschel, in a golden pyramid, the Scorpion King sleeps. He, or anyone who may kill him, may command the demonic invincible Anubis army! Ten years after Imhotep, the cursed high priest, was resurrected and defeated by Rick O 'Connor, Evelyn and Huang Bangxian carnahan, he was resurrected by Milla, a mysterious woman with centuries of knowledge! Imhotep and Milla have a goal together: to defeat the Scorpion King and use his army to destroy mankind! Meanwhile, Rick and his wife Evelyn are busy raising their son Alex. On the Egyptian New Year, Evie began to dream about ancient Egypt, which led her to find Anubis bracelet directly. Milla's henchmen came to look for it, but Ades Bey also appeared. Ades explained this legend, myth and problem. Now, it is a race against time to reach Eminem. Will Rick defeat the Scorpion King and send the army back to the underworld? Or will Imhotep do this and rule the world? Or worse ... is the Scorpion King too strong to be defeated, and he himself will go to dispatch troops for global victory?