A classic question joke

Classic question jokes are quite funny, and some need intelligent answers. Let's have a look!

1, A: Apart from people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! ! Finish it. The English spelling of pig is PUG, right?

-No, it's a pig

No, how do I remember it was you?

-You're mistaken. It's me.

-Pig, it's you

-The pig is I 3. Say to the buddy sitting next to me that you are only one step away from genius.

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2. What are girls less than boys? Adam's apple

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3. What are boys less than girls? Beautiful voice

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Knives and guns are all blue (idiom). Inviolability (blue).

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5. What's the difference between falling from the 20th floor and falling from the 2nd floor? One is bang? Ah, one. Is it? bang

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6. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? Mickey Mouse

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7. What duck walks on two feet? All the ducks

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8. Why are deer and chicken relatives? Because the video recorder (deer like chicken)

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9, roses, jasmine, sunflowers, what flowers are the least powerful? Jasmine, because it is beautiful (ineffective) jasmine.

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10, what does a spider look like? (success, courage. . . ) failed because Spider-Man (failed)

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1 1. What color is Spider Narrow? White, because spiders (are white)

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12, hee hee and haha are husband and wife, haha died, hee hee went to the grave and said, haha, you died.

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13. What did you buy at Maruko's house? Firecrackers, because the thunder crackled.

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14, what star discount? Nick Lee

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15, which star stutters? Christine, because hello, I'm Christine Wedge.

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