Tell me jokes.

The child asked his father: Where did I come from?

His father said, "I picked you out of the cupboard."

The child asked Grandpa again: Where did Dad come from?

Grandpa replied: Grandparents dream of having a son.

Later, the god in the sky knew about it and sent an eagle to send your father to our door.

In the evening, this boy wrote in his diary: Our home is terrible. We haven't had sex for three generations!

Late at night, my husband didn't come back.

The daughter is anxious to call her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! "

Mother comforted softly: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiaoming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look carefully! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

In order to prove that spiders' hearing is on their feet, a university graduate student did the following comparative experiments:

1: College students put a spider on the experimental platform, and then shouted at the spider, and the spider scared away!

2. Say that finish, college students caught the poor spider back, put it on the experimental platform, and cut off all the spider's feet!

He yelled at the spider again, and the spider stopped moving!

This proves that the spider's hearing is on the foot!