I want a joke that will make me happy.

A man had insomnia, so he went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said, "When you sleep, say good night in bed, say good night on your neck, say good night on your arm ... and so on." Say good night to all parts of your body and you will fall asleep. "

That's what he did. That night, he was lying in bed, muttering to himself, "Good night to the head and good night to the neck ..." Just then, his wife suddenly appeared in front of him in sexy underwear, only to see him suddenly jump up and say, "Everybody get up, everybody get up." . . .

A blind man asked a couple for money and his wife gave him a lot of money. After he left, the husband said, "He is pretending to be blind. Why did you give him so much money? " The wife said, "He said beautiful lady. . . "The husband went on to say," Then he is really blind. "

A classmate is always late, so the teacher asks, "Why are you late every day?" The classmate said, "I came early, but every time I walk near the school, the warning sign says-the school goes slow." ...