Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, so the lines of the sketch "?

Song: Daughter-in-law, there's a visitor at home, and the two of them are hard dishes. Where will it be broadcast after you have finished recording here?

Niu: It's broadcast on all local TV stations.

Song: Local stations are good. Don't put it on CCTV. It's not reliable (laughter). Last year, I came back from CCTV. That guy recited the words all the way. Why should he pay for it? < P > Niu: Hello, audience friends. Now standing behind us are two celebrities, Baiyun Heitu. A great miracle happened in their home not long ago. Their rooster actually laid eggs.

Zhao: Why is your mouth like a cotton trousers waist ... so loose?

song: if you want to know the details, please log on to Baiyun piaopiaodian blog. com.

Niu: Why did Aunt start a blog?

cow: aunt and grandpa, where did it lay its eggs?

song: I'm asking you, where did it go?

Zhao: He was under a lot of pressure at that time. Sorry, he came to the henhouse and couldn't. I came to the duck cage again, and I couldn't do it. Then I couldn't hold it any longer, so I found a kennel and laid my eggs.

cow: kennel? How did you find out?

Song: It was discovered by paparazzi. In the past, the chicken aisle stood tall and imposing; Ever since I gave birth to a male egg, the walkway has been changed, and it's changed like this. (I didn't understand it at first, but I studied it for a long time before I recovered. I was practicing my signature.

Niuqun: We also want to ask the aunt to make an image endorsement for the male egg ... This is the endorsement, and please ask the uncle to bring the chicken.

song: oh, this guy is so talented, just a few sentences, quite concise. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter in the rooster! Oh-

Niuqun: Uncle, to tell you the truth, this chicken was originally worthless, but after all my hype, it will be worth a lot of money after being fried. Fried, boiled and stewed are all valuable!

Zhao: You mean whether it is dead or alive, it is valuable?

Niu: That's right.

song: oh, old man, you are so talented!

Zhao: For example, if this famous rooster dies, can this meat be valuable?

Niu: Yes ...

Zhao: Yes, that's enough. You can't hold it, but you can take it away. You can take this 2 thousand yuan back, too You can eat here, just as I treated you to a big meal of 2 thousand yuan.

song's wife, you are so talented.