What famous books have jealous jokes?

There are many jealous plots in A Dream of Red Mansions.

Like the twenty-ninth time, when people are blessed, they are also praying for blessings, and their infatuation with women is getting heavier and heavier.

Baoyu was so angry that he didn't want Daiyu to throw her handkerchief and hit her in the eye. He was startled and asked who it was. Lin Daiyu shook her head and said with a smile, "No, I missed. Because Sister Bao wants to see the goose, I will show it to him, and I don't want to miss it. " Baoyu rubbed his eyes, waiting to say something, but it was hard to say.

It is said that Baoyu is upstairs, sitting beside the old lady. Because just now, a little girl was asked to hold the gift tray, so he took his own jade belt and rummaged through it with his hands, showing it to the old lady one by one. Grandmother Jia saw a pure gold unicorn, so she reached for it and said with a smile, "I seem to have seen someone's children carry such a unicorn." Baochai said with a smile, "Sister Shi has one, smaller than this one." "It's the cloud," said Grandmother Jia. Baoyu said, "I haven't seen him come to our house like this." Tanchun smiled and said, "Sister Bao has a heart. She remembers everything. " Lin Daiyu sneered: "He is still limited in other things, but these people pay more attention to what they bring." Baochai pretended not to hear. Baoyu heard that Shi Xiangyun had this thing and quickly picked it up and held it in his arms. At the same time, he thought of being afraid of being seen. He heard that Shi Xiangyun had it, so he kept it, held it in his hand, and glanced at people. I saw that everyone was not very theoretical, and Lin Daiyu looked at him and nodded, as if she admired him. Baoyu was not ashamed, so he took it out again and smiled at Daiyu. "This thing is too stubborn. I'll keep it for you and put it on at home. " Lin Daiyu twisted her head and said, "I don't want it." Baoyu said with a smile, "You really don't want it. I must accept it. " Said the chuai again.

Let's talk about Baoyu. Seeing that Lin Daiyu was ill again, she couldn't put it down and was too lazy to eat. He comes to ask questions from time to time. Afraid of his accident, Lin Daiyu said, "Watch your play. What are you doing at home? " Baoyu's heart was greatly useless because of Zhang Daoshi's proposal yesterday. When Lin Daiyu said this, he thought, "It is excusable that others don't know my heart and even he taunts me." Therefore, his heart is more troubled than before. You can't get angry if you are in front of others. It's just that what Lin Daiyu said is different from what others said in the past. She couldn't help falling down at once and said, "I know you for nothing." Just, just! " Lin Daiyu laughed twice. "I know white also know me. I don't think I deserve it. " Hearing this, Baoyu stepped forward and asked face to face, "Are you saying this to reassure me that I will be damned?" Lin Daiyu couldn't understand at the moment. Baoyu added, "I gambled on this spell several times yesterday, and today you gave me another word." I'll be cursed. What will you get? When Lin Daiyu heard this, she remembered what she said yesterday. "。 Today, I was wrong, anxious and ashamed. I said with trepidation, "I will curse you with peace of mind, and the devil takes the hindmost." "Why coming! I know that Zhang Daoshi proposed yesterday, and you were afraid of blocking your good marriage. You are angry, come and take my temper. "

And The Journey to the West's 60th time.

The Great Sage watched for a long time, then went down to the summit and went into the deep mountains to find his way. Just when there was no news, I suddenly saw a woman with a broken vanilla in her hand coming gracefully from the shade of a pine tree. The Great Sage flashed to the side of the strange rock and watched intently. What does that woman look like-

Jiao Jiao poured the national color and slowly moved the lotus. If she looks like Qiang, she is like a Chu woman. Explained like a flower, like jade, it gives birth to fragrance. Blue Jay is piled on the high bun, and his eyes are immersed in green autumn water. Hunan skirt is half exposed, bow shoes are small, sleeves are slightly comfortable and wrists are long. What do you mean, the sunset rain shines on the clouds? It is really red lips and white teeth. The slick beauty show in Jinjiang is better than that in Wen Jun and Xue Tao.

As the woman approached the stone edge, the Great Sage bowed down and said slowly, "Where is the female bodhisattva going?" The woman didn't look, but she looked up. Suddenly, she saw that the Great Sage was ugly, and the boss was frightened. She wants to retreat, which is very difficult. She had to tremble and reluctantly answer, "Where are you from?" Who dares to ask here? The Great Sage thought to himself, "If I talk about learning from the scriptures and asking for a fan, I'm afraid this fellow has something to do with the ox king, and the fake kiss only asks for an answer from the demon king. When the woman saw that he was silent, she changed her face and shouted angrily, "Who are you to ask me!" ! "The Great Sage bowed down and smiled apologetically." I come from Cuiyun Mountain. I'm new here and I don't know the way. May I ask Bodhisattva, is this Leishan Mountain? "The woman said," exactly. "There is a magic cloud cave here," said the Great Sage. . Where is it located? The woman asked, "What are you looking for that hole for?" "I'm Princess Yang, the iron fan of the octagonal cave in Cuiyun Mountain, and I'm here to invite the cows," said the Great Sage. "

When the woman heard Princess Tiefan's invitation to the cow, her heart was furious and her ears were red, and she swore, "This bitch is really ignorant! It hasn't been two years since Niu Wang came to my house, and I don't know how many pearls, gold, silver, silks and satins I gave him. I provide firewood every year and rice every month. I had a good time and I'm not ashamed. What's wrong with asking him again? " Knowing that it was Princess Jade, the Great Sage deliberately pulled out an iron bar and shouted, "You son of a bitch, you really have the money to marry a Han Chinese by buying furniture to live in the King of Cattle! You are not ashamed, who dares to scold! " When the woman saw it, she was too scared to stab the golden lotus for several steps. She turned away trembling. The Great Sage shouted and then left. It turned out that through Songyin, it was Moyun Cave, and the woman ran in and slammed the door. However, the Great Sage picked up the iron bar and stopped to have a look. Fortunately, the Great Sage watched for a long time, then stepped down from the peak and went into the mountains to find his way. Just when there was no news, I suddenly saw a woman with a broken vanilla in her hand coming gracefully from the shade of a pine tree. The Great Sage flashed to the side of the strange rock and watched intently. What does that woman look like-

Jiao Jiao poured the national color and slowly moved the lotus. If she looks like Qiang, she is like a Chu woman. Explained like a flower, like jade, it gives birth to fragrance. Blue Jay is piled on the high bun, and his eyes are immersed in green autumn water. Hunan skirt is half exposed, bow shoes are small, sleeves are slightly comfortable and wrists are long. What do you mean, the sunset rain shines on the clouds? It is really red lips and white teeth. The slick beauty show in Jinjiang is better than that in Wen Jun and Xue Tao.

As the woman approached the stone edge, the Great Sage bowed down and said slowly, "Where is the female bodhisattva going?" The woman didn't look, but she looked up. Suddenly, she saw that the Great Sage was ugly, and the boss was frightened. She wants to retreat, which is very difficult. She had to tremble and reluctantly answer, "Where are you from?" Who dares to ask here? The Great Sage thought to himself, "If I talk about learning from the scriptures and asking for a fan, I'm afraid this fellow has something to do with the ox king, and the fake kiss only asks for an answer from the demon king. When the woman saw that he was silent, she changed her face and shouted angrily, "Who are you to ask me!" ! "The Great Sage bowed down and smiled apologetically." I come from Cuiyun Mountain. I'm new here and I don't know the way. May I ask Bodhisattva, is this Leishan Mountain? "The woman said," exactly. "There is a magic cloud cave here," said the Great Sage. . Where is it located? The woman asked, "What are you looking for that hole for?" "I'm Princess Yang, the iron fan of the octagonal cave in Cuiyun Mountain, and I'm here to invite the cows," said the Great Sage. "

When the woman heard Princess Tiefan's invitation to the cow, her heart was furious and her ears were red, and she swore, "This bitch is really ignorant! It hasn't been two years since Niu Wang came to my house, and I don't know how many pearls, gold, silver, silks and satins I gave him. I provide firewood every year and rice every month. I had a good time and I'm not ashamed. What's wrong with asking him again? " Knowing that it was Princess Jade, the Great Sage deliberately pulled out an iron bar and shouted, "You son of a bitch, you really have the money to marry a Han Chinese by buying furniture to live in the King of Cattle! You are not ashamed, who dares to scold! " When the woman saw it, she was too scared to stab the golden lotus for several steps. She turned away trembling. The Great Sage shouted and then left. It turned out that through Songyin, it was Moyun Cave, and the woman ran in and slammed the door. The Great Sage took the iron bar and stopped to watch. The good news is-