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Fried rice
Little fried rice, piss fried rice!
This is not a joke, this is a real thing that happened around me (please enjoy it first).
The incident goes back seventeen or eighteen years ago, when I was in my early 20s and a humorous young man.
Teacher Hu Jiajing, who was the leader of the Daping Educational Film Team at the time, was also a very humorous person. There are almost no people in our village who don't know him.
On Daping Street, it was still an old street and a restaurant. I was also friends with Teacher Hu, and we would often joke around. The shop owner put up a billboard at the entrance of the shop: Stir-fried, light rice. You can stir-fry side dishes or have a casual meal.
One day, Teacher Hu and several colleagues came to the door of the hotel. Dingqing took a look: Fried rice with pee? So I read it out loud. It made the whole group laugh, laughing at you for being such an unkind boss and using urine to cook rice. How can that be so...
The boss heard it and knew it was a joke, but he still felt bad. , so the boss removed the billboard on the spot and never dared to put it up again.
Originally it was pronounced horizontally: stir-fried, light rice.
Just think about it
The meaning is completely different.
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