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In the first week of 2023, seven people in the world did not expect it.
In the first week of 2023, from a completely personal point of view, at least seven people in the world did not expect it.
The first one didn't expect the speaker of the US House of Representatives to have such a difficult labor.
It was difficult to vote until the 15 round. After various political transactions, McCarthy finally became the speaker.
You know,
The last time such a long vote was before the American Civil War, 164 years ago.
Have you ever thought about it? I really didn't expect it anyway. Originally thought to be a formal election, it turned out to be a house of cards, and the party bosses even almost fought. Biden lamented that the United States made the whole world look at jokes.
What does this portend?
It indicates that in the next two years, the United States will definitely have more intense infighting; It indicates that Biden will face more troubles due to the rise of the party and hardliners. It also indicates that the United States will spill over disasters, and all countries in the world, especially China, will always lie down.
If you don't believe me, we'll see.
The second one didn't expect that the Russian army suffered the most.
On the first day of the New Year, Russian troops celebrating the New Year in a building were killed by a Ukrainian rocket. The Russian army admitted that at least 89 soldiers were killed; The Ukrainian army said that about 400 people were killed.
No matter which data, this is the worst loss of the Russian army since the war between Russia and Ukraine.
It's almost a year, and the Russian army is still so careless and so lame. It's unbelievable.
The reason seems even more surprising.
The Russian army admitted that Russian soldiers used a lot of mobile phones at that time, allowing the Ukrainian army to lock the signal and launch an attack; There is still a lot of ammunition around the Russian army. The attack in Ukraine caused a violent explosion and the whole building was razed to the ground.
Can you imagine the Russian army pulling its ass like this?
It is estimated that Putin will never think of it, but the next year will undoubtedly be a particularly severe challenge for Putin and Russia. It is easier to start a war than to end it. What should we do?
The third one didn't expect that France suddenly crossed the red line.
Macron announced that he would provide Ukrainian tanks once he indicated that he would consider Russian security concerns.
France has also become the first country to provide such armaments to Ukraine.
Not America, not Britain, but France.
It is estimated that the United States and Britain are a little surprised: we are afraid of angering Russia and are still hesitant to provide tanks. Boy, France is one step ahead.
See the British media, I sighed:
"A red line is crossed, a military taboo is broken, or Britain, the most unlikely country, falls behind."
Since this red line has been broken, the United States, Britain and Germany, unwilling to lag behind, will certainly provide more tanks to Ukraine.
The French people's sudden change of face, it seems, is worse than our Sichuan opera actors. Russia is also stunned. Is this fucking red line still a red line?
The fourth one didn't expect the British royal family to tear X so hard.
I won't say the specific gossip, everyone must know better than me.
But to the surprise of the whole world, what clothes are well dressed, what gentlemanly demeanor, and what royal demeanor are really more ruthless than anyone else. Husband and wife turned against each other, father and son disagreed, brothers turned against each other, scandals flew all over the place, and chicken feathers fell all over the floor.
Don't be surprised if Britain abolishes the royal family one day. From Princess Diana to two sons, this family is simply a super series.
But even more cold-blooded, I think it is Harry's statement:
I killed 25 people in Afghanistan. Killing these targets is like removing "chess pieces" from a chessboard.
Poor Afghans, is this what the British like to say about humanitarianism?
The fifth one didn't expect Vietnam's anti-corruption efforts to be so great in the new year.
I really need to look at Vietnam with a new eye. In the past year, the economy developed rapidly. At the beginning of the new year, he won two deputy prime ministers.
Prior to this, Vietnamese Foreign Minister Pei Qingshan was punished, and Vietnamese Consul General in Osaka, Japan, Consul General in Fukuoka, Japan, Ambassador to Malaysia, and former ambassadors to India and Japan were all punished.
What is the reason? Corruption.
Especially during the anti-epidemic period, on the issue of nucleic acid testing, officials took bribes and demanded bribes on charter flights to take overseas citizens home.
Then, after settling accounts in the autumn, many officials were taken in one pot, including winning two current deputy prime ministers in one fell swoop.
How can I put it?
At a critical time, it is necessary to pull out geese in the fight against the epidemic, which shows the seriousness of corruption in Vietnam; The dismissal of two deputy prime ministers in the new year shows Vietnam's determination and great action against corruption.
Vietnam is rising. Looking at the momentum and boldness of Vietnam's development, it is very similar to China in those days.
The sixth one didn't expect that God was really helping Europe.
Europe is most worried about the cold in winter. After all, Russian natural gas supply is basically cut off. If it freezes in cold weather, not only will the economy suffer heavy losses, but also a large number of people will really freeze to death. Therefore, China electric blanket sells well in Europe.
How do you know,
This is a "historic warm winter". In Lithuania, Latvia, Czech Republic, Netherlands, Poland, Denmark and many other countries, the temperature on the first day of the new year set a record of 65438+ 10.
Winter is not like winter, which is difficult for meteorologists to understand, but the energy crisis in Europe has been greatly alleviated.
Putin probably didn't expect that Russia was cold and Europe was warm. Why is God so weird? How do we fight this war?
Of course, such abnormal weather is a good thing for Europe now and may be a nightmare for mankind in the long run. You see, extreme weather is bound to increase and become more and more horrible.
The seventh one didn't expect these countries to change their faces so soon.
This has something to do with China, and I believe everyone has a special feeling.
I remember a few months ago, some countries lobbied on various occasions and called on China to let go quickly; However, when China's adjustment policy was liberalized, these countries immediately made a 180 degree turn and imposed various restrictions on China tourists.
Changing face becomes too fast.
Of course, there are also some concerns, which I think are understandable. But is this all about worry? In my opinion, some countries are just another collective political performance, and even more, they are smearing and demonizing China.
This is the situation we are facing. This double standard, this smear and demonization, the first week of 2023, is only the beginning, and we should be fully psychologically prepared.
Finally, I just feel a little.
The greatest certainty in this world is its uncertainty, tomorrow and accident. You never know who will come first.
In the first week of 2023, we saw at least seven black swans. In the coming year, there will be no shortage of black swans, and grey rhinos will be common. What we can do is to stay awake, alert and normal as much as possible.
2023 is definitely not an easy year!
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