What's funny about light bulbs?

1, Tanabata, are you short of light bulbs? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

2. How about making light bulbs for household appliances? I don't think I'm dazzling

Valentine's day is coming. Welcome friends to ask me to make a light bulb. Eat it. Shut up when you should, and tell jokes when you are embarrassed.

Edison and a couple went shopping. When they came home, they invented the light bulb.

You don't have to worry anymore. If I am unhappy, I will kill you with a light bulb.

6. "A group of three people must have a light bulb". "Well, don't call it a light bulb. It should be the brightest star in the night sky. "

7. When you stand, your teeth are empty, so you won't have back pain. No problem! Usually, you value sex more than your friends. Today, you should take me to heart. Give me a hand! Otherwise, a one-kilowatt light bulb will shine on you until dawn!

8. The advantage of making a light bulb is to illuminate your lover and destroy yourself.

9. What is a light bulb? Two men and a woman are walking in the street, and three people will think it is a light bulb.