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Fortress Besieged was originally a Chinese word, but the word Fortress Besieged is more famous for Qian Zhongshu's novel Fortress Besieged, and there is also a song of the same name Fortress Besieged.
Original meaning of words
(1) besieged city; Siege a city.
"(Song Jiang) suddenly remembered that the siege had been around for a long time, and there was no rescue army to meet." -"Water Margin" back to 64
(2) [besieged city] a town surrounded by the enemy.
New Yan Yuan said, "I think people who live in this besieged city want something from Ping Yuanjun." "-"The Warring States Policy Zhao Ce San "
"Their fate attracts us so much, as if they were messengers from besieged cities seeking help." -"Fire Island" field
Brief introduction to novels
Fortress Besieged, a novel by Qian Zhongshu (also written by Qian Zhongshu).
Qian Zhongshu is a famous scholar, writer and linguist in modern times. From 1930, when I was studying in Tsinghua, I began to publish poems. My main works include: essays written on the edge of life, short stories, man, beast and ghost, novel Fortress Besieged, poetics monograph, Tan Yi Lu, notes on ancient literature, and essays (later expanded to seven), among which Guan Cone is Qian Zhongshu's academic masterpiece, as well as China and in the 20th century. Fortress Besieged represents the highest achievement of Qian Zhongshu's literary creation.
Fortress Besieged was written from February to October in 1946 1947 10. It was first serialized in Renaissance magazine and published by Shanghai Chen Guang Publishing Company with the number 1947. After liberation, Qian Zhongshu refused to reprint Fortress Besieged, and his literary creation was never mentioned in domestic modern literary history works. However, foreign sinologists have a high evaluation of Fortress Besieged, calling it "the most interesting and meticulously managed novel in modern China literature, and probably the greatest one". 1980, People's Literature Publishing House published a new edition of Fortress Besieged, which was "moderately revised" by Qian Zhongshu and then reprinted many times, with a large number of readers. Especially after the TV series adapted from the novel was broadcast, it was all the rage. On the Internet, Qian Zhongshu is one of China writers with the highest click rate, second only to Lu Xun and Jin Yong. As far as a single work is concerned, Fortress Besieged is probably the most popular modern literary work in China. Fortress Besieged has also been translated into English, French, German, Russian and Japanese and published abroad.
Fortress Besieged is Qian Zhongshu's masterpiece and one of the most famous novels in the history of modern literature. Created in the turbulent years of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and the War of Liberation, it shows not the world of war and smoke, but the life of upper-class intellectuals in the old society.
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Fang Hung-chien, the hero of the story, studied in Europe for four years and changed to three universities. Finally, he bought a fictional doctor of philosophy degree from an Irish swindler and returned to China with Su Tongzhou four years later. When she was Sue's classmate, she didn't take Fang Hung-chien seriously. She values her love too much. As a female doctor, she feels very noble and lonely, and no one dares to climb up. Returning to China in the same boat, I know a little about Fang Hung-chien's family background. People don't hate him. He seems to have money, too. He is going to show his love to Fang Hung-chien. However, because Fang Hung-chien was a little reserved, he was seduced away by the dissolute Miss Bao, who already had a fiance. Miss Su was jealous and called them shameless. But as soon as Miss Bao got off the boat, she dressed up and went to find Fang Hung-chien.
Fang Hung-chien returned to Shanghai to live with his late fiancee Zhou Shuying. His father is the manager of Shanghai Gold and Silver Bank, and it is the Zhou family who paid Fang Hung-chien to study abroad. Mrs. Zhou asked Fang Hung-chien about Miss Su and wanted to recognize his wife as his adopted daughter, which made Fang Hung-chien very alarmed. Fang Hung-chien went back to the county to visit his parents. He heard that the doctor who studied in Fang's family had returned. The local headmaster wants to ask Fang Hung-chien to give a speech to the students. Unexpectedly, Fang Hung-chien told the students about opium and syphilis, which embarrassed the headmaster.
When Fang Hung-chien returned to Shanghai, he paid a courtesy visit to Sue, where he met Sue's cousin and Zhao. Zhao's father and Sue's father are colleagues. Mei Xin and Wan Wen have been playing together since childhood. Mei Xin has deep feelings for her, but Sue's mind is on Fang Hung-chien. When Zhao and Fang Hung-chien met for the first time, they were jealous. Fang Hung-chien went to see Miss Su in the name of meeting her and secretly loved her. However, Zhao and Cao, a "new poet", are quite jealous of Su, and Su also hopes to improve his social status. Zhao is really jealous and never misses a chance to sweep Fang Hung-chien's face. At a party, Fang Hung-chien deliberately got drunk and made a fool of himself in front of Sue. Miss Su cared about Fang Hung-chien and sent him home. Zhao was disappointed.
Fang Hung-chien has no intention of being an enemy of Zhao, because he loves not Miss Su, but young, beautiful, smart and lively. Knowing all this, Miss Su became angry from embarrassment and told Tang Xiaofu about the scandal that Fang Hung-chien used to buy fake diplomas and fool around with Miss Bao. Tang Xiaofu returned the love letters written by Fang Hung-chien to her and asked Fang Hung-chien to return all her letters. Fang Hung-chien felt as if he had woken up from a coma, and his heart began to ache, just as his limbs curled up and became numb, and his blood circulation became numb as soon as it was straightened.
Fang Hung-chien lost his job in the newspaper office. In order to keep him away from the Soviet Union, Zhao introduced him to teach at the university, and Gao Songnian, the president of the university, urged Zhao to be the director of the political department of the university many times. After being rejected by Miss Su, he agreed.
Zhao, Fang Hung-chien and Li were finally admitted to the university. In order to escape the war, San Lv University was reorganized, with only 158 students. Nine times out of ten the newly hired professor didn't come. Fang Hung-chien was hired as an associate professor of Chinese Department because he had no degree certificate.
At a banquet, Fang Hung-chien heard Miss Fan say that Lu Zixiao was pursuing and wrote many letters to Miss Sun. It's like a mouse biting on the back wall and disturbing him. He thought that he was not in love with Miss Sun. Why didn't he want her and Lu Zixiao to be better? Miss sun has her cuteness, but her charm is unstable, and she is barely attractive, not really beautiful. Sun Roujia has always been interested in Fang Hung-chien and deliberately asked him how to deal with this matter. Although Fang Hung-chien had only a vague affection for Miss Sun, he was subconsciously jealous and suggested that Miss Sun return all Lu Zixiao's love letters without any reply.
Zhao's relationship with the young wife of Wang Chuhou, head of the Chinese Department, was deviant, and Gao Songnian, the old headmaster, also had wild thoughts about Mrs. Wang, so he exposed their affair to Wang Chuhou, so Zhao had to leave the university. When he arrived in Chongqing and joined the National Defense Commission, he was quite proud. Compared with the mess when he left, he seems to be a different person.
After Zhao left, Fang Hung-chien didn't want to stay in college. He intends to return Gao Songnian's letter of appointment and criticize the school administration in a letter to vent his anger over the past year. Who knows that he didn't receive the letter of appointment, but Miss Sun really made an appointment and even raised her salary by one level. Sun Roujia withdrew his letter of appointment and left San Lv University with Fang Hung-chien.
Fang Hung-chien wants to fly from Guilin to Hong Kong, and then back to Shanghai, and writes to Zhao to ask for a plane ticket. Zhao wrote back that his mother would also fly from Chongqing to Hong Kong. Fang Hung-chien got married in Hong Kong, and met Zhao and Su in Hong Kong. The latter is Cao Yuanlang's wife. Sue snubbed Fang Hung-chien and felt wronged. Back at the hotel, I had a big fight with Fang Hung-chien.
After returning to Shanghai, Sun Roujia didn't want to go to her in-laws' house at once. She must go back to her mother's house first, because her mother-in-law thinks that Sun Roujia's shelf is too big and inflexible. I am also very upset that she didn't kowtow to her in-laws when she first met, so she often insinuated her relationship with her son. Jou-chia has two sisters-in-law. At first, there were many contradictions, but when her father-in-law praised Sun Roujia as a new woman who can stand on her own feet, she immediately regarded her as * * * and let bygones be bygones. Sun Roujia never dreamed that she became the peacemaker of two sisters-in-law. They not only criticize and slander Sun Roujia behind his back, but also often hide their talents when they talk face to face.
Sun Roujia and Fang Hung-chien are always quarrelling. They all want to act according to their own will, and as a result, conflicts often occur. They quarrel about choosing a job, their relatives, their friends, and even for no reason, just for one sentence. The combination of husband and wife is like meeting an enemy and treating each other as a punching bag. Jou-chia asked Hung-chien to work in her aunt's factory, but Hung-chien wanted to go to Chongqing to find Zhao Meixin. They had another big fight about it, and finally hung-chien left home. Wandering alone in the street, I finally decided to go home and make up with Jou-chia. When I got home, I found Jou-chia had left.
Theme symbol
Fortress Besieged is more than just a love novel. Its contents are various, and its themes and symbols are multi-level.
The symbol of Fortress Besieged comes from the foreign idiom quoted in the dialogue of the characters in the book: "Marriage is like a golden painted birdcage, the birds outside the cage want to live in it, and the birds inside the cage want to fly out; So leave, leave, and there will be no games. " He also said that "the besieged castle fortresse assiégée, people outside the city want to rush in, and people in the city want to escape."
But it is obviously not Qian Zhongshu's original intention to talk about the dilemma of Fortress Besieged only by marriage. The dilemma of Fortress Besieged runs through all levels of life. Later, Fang Hung-chien mentioned this matter again and commented, "I feel this way about everything in life recently." This is a pen for punctuating questions. Qian Zhongshu arranged many variations in the whole book, which made the symbolic meaning of Fortress Besieged transcend the marriage level and formed a multi-voice song.
Fortress Besieged begins with the metaphor of "besieged city", which vividly shows the dilemma of "besieged city" of human beings: constant pursuit and subsequent dissatisfaction and boredom with the success pursued, the contradiction and transformation between them, the interweaving of hope and disappointment, joy and pain, persistence and vacillation-all these constitute everything in life. The dilemma of Fortress Besieged tells us that the result of life pursuit is likely to be illusory and seemingly pessimistic, but it is a serious pursuit in the bones, and the enthusiasm is buried deep in peace, just like Qian Zhongshu's scholar life. He exposed the illusion of pursuing the ultimate ideal and goal, which may make the pursuit process no longer just a means, but make its own meaning recognized and recognized, and let us understand that the pursuit and hope are endless and will not fall into nothingness.
But Qian Zhongshu doesn't want to simply interpret this metaphor. He also wants to use another word to eliminate the symbol of "besieged city" from time to time. Qian Zhongshu's wife, Jiang Yang, once said that if Fang Hung-chien and his ideal lover, Tang Xiaofu, were married, and then they accumulated their love into resentment, or even broke up, it would truly conform to the literal meaning of Fortress Besieged. Qian Zhongshu also said something similar when he criticized Wang Guowei for misreading A Dream of Red Mansions in Tan Yi Lu. Fang Hung-chien wanted to enter the besieged Tang Xiaofu, but he couldn't. Su once thought that she had entered Fang Hung-chien's besieged city, but in fact she was outside. When she married Cao Yuanlang and lived a real bourgeois life that Qian Zhongshu thought was absolutely necessary to escape, she let nature take its course. She once seemed to have entered a cultural siege, but only when she became a rich official did she really find her own place to live. You forced her with a gun. Fang Hung-chien didn't want to live in Sun Roujia, so he went in a daze. After marriage, he also has the impulse to rush out, but he is a passive person, afraid to act and will not act. On the surface, Fang Hung-chien's experience of going to San Lv University fits the metaphor of "besieged city" best, but in fact, Fang Hung-chien can't feel at home in San Lv University because he still has some basic ethics of intellectuals, or the most basic ethics of being a man. Gao Songnian, Li and Wang Chuhou, are these people willing to come out?
Cultural criticism
The immediate background of Fortress Besieged is 1937 and a few years later, it is the period when China was invaded by Japanese imperialism. However, to understand Fortress Besieged, we must go back to modern times, especially since the Opium War. Under the artillery fire and warships of imperialist powers, China was forced to contact with the world, and the ancient civilization of the Chinese nation and western civilization began unprecedented confrontation, collision, conflict and even convergence and integration. This cultural phenomenon is embodied in a large number of international students-Qian Zhongshu is one of them, so it is of typical significance to dissect it.
As a great scholar who is well versed in Chinese and Western cultures, it is almost inevitable for Qian Zhongshu to understand the spiritual dilemma of Fortress Besieged from a cultural perspective, thus producing a profound sense of loneliness and absurdity. At the end of the book, after experiencing the failure of education, love, career and family (marriage), Fang Hung-chien lamented that he was afraid of making enemies with people in small counties, but he hated being indifferent to people in big cities and felt that he made enemies with people. Even a tiny bug is complacent and wants someone to put it under a microscope. The loneliness in the crowd and the desolation in the excitement make him, like many people living on this island, feel like an island without a bank. (page 324).
The exclamation of life in existentialism philosophy is obviously introduced here. This cultural dilemma and spiritual dilemma happened in the fierce conflict between the declining boss China and modern capitalist civilization, so we saw such a thought-provoking picture: passing by a foreign bakery, the kitchen window was brightly lit and shone on all kinds of cakes. An old man in rags stood outside the window, staring at the things in the window, with a basket on his arm and a rough clay doll and a sticky wax paper in his hand. (353 pages)
There is also the famous ancestral clock at the end of the book, the precious clock given by Fang Hung-chien's father to his son and daughter-in-law as a wedding gift, and the "very accurate" clock that is only 7 minutes slow. Now it has been five hours slow: this outdated timer inadvertently contains irony and sadness about life, which is deeper than all words and all smiles. (page 359)
Some western critics say that Fortress Besieged describes the spiritual crisis of intellectuals in China under the influence of western culture, while others in China say that it shows the failure of modern western civilization in China, thus proving that capitalist civilization can't save the theme of China. All this has some truth, but Qian Zhongshu doesn't seem to take an either-or position. He focuses more on mocking the absurdity, pity and shame of pseudo-intellectuals, and more on writing the embarrassment, embarrassment and dilemma in the cultural conflict between China and the West. In a broader cultural sense, "Fortress Besieged" mainly talks about the dilemma of "besieged city". Its artistic generalization and ideological implication transcend the narrow division of personal experience, national boundaries and times, which embodies the author's in-depth thinking on the whole modern civilization and life, and also condenses the author's historical reflection on the basic conditions of the whole human existence and the basic roots of human beings.
Character image
When Qian Zhongshu was writing "Man, Beast and Ghost", it seemed that he was still addicted to satire and ridicule, with witty remarks and profound implications, but the characters were still vague. In Fortress Besieged, besides a series of impressive cartoon characters such as Li, Cao Yuanlang, Gao Songnian, Manager Zhou and Miss Fan, there are also two unique characters, Fang Hung-chien and Fang Hung-chien, which are worth cherishing.
Fang Hung-chien was called a "besieged city man" by some critics.
Fang Hung-chien is a passive, incompetent, unstable person who can't stand the temptation, and even more a loser. His failure is due to his lack of rationality, belief, enthusiasm and strength to face the cruel competition for survival and serious spiritual crisis in modern society, and also because he is not a despicable person, and he still has some self-knowledge. Sometimes he wants to maintain his dignity as a human being. It's embarrassing not to get up or down. Many scholars associate him with the image of "superfluous man" in Russian literature, but the tragedy of "superfluous man" lies in his awakening in thought and lack of courage and historical conditions in action, and the tragedy of "besieged man" lies in his mediocrity. "Redundant people" will give people an avant-garde and heroic sense of the times, while "besieged people", like us, are vainly looking for liberation or attachment as ordinary people.
Just as the useless Jia Baoyu is almost the only good guy in A Dream of Red Mansions, Fang Hung-chien is also the best guy in Besieged City-except perhaps Tang Xiaofu. In the whole novel, there is only one Tang Xiaofu, pure and lovely. This is because she is still illusory and hopeless about Fang Hung-chien, so she is an illusion. But anyone with a sense of reality is ridiculous, obscene, vain and despicable. Fang Hung-chien is better than everyone inside. We know that troubled times are heroes or heroes' world, and cowards are doomed to failure. Therefore, Fang Hung-chien, who is neither evil nor heroic, does not strive for the world and does not help the world, is doomed to failure. Fang Hung-chien's tragedy is the result and contrast of the alienation of human nature in modern society.
But Sun Roujia is more unique in the character pedigree of Fortress Besieged. This timid little girl, this little girl who doesn't seem to have any definite opinions, and the little girl entrusted by this innocent girl to Fang Hung-chien's care are the most scheming people. This gentle person, secretly feminine and tenacious, is like a sweet trap, but he controls his own marriage, life and destiny, as well as Fang Hung-chien's. This is a figure with China cultural connotation. The so-called "femininity" in China's Taoist culture and the so-called "Machiavellian" in China's political culture can be found in her. No one seems to have written it before or even after Qian Zhongshu. But she is not a cultural symbol, but a living person with all the complexity. When she is in control, marriage, life and fate seem to be out of control. This turning point expresses the dilemma of Fortress Besieged on another level, and it also makes it impossible for us to summarize this person in a few words, just like Shakespeare's Hamlet, which is inexhaustible, and she can't say it.
Sharp irony
Fortress Besieged is regarded as a modern scholar by many people because Qian Zhongshu satirizes intellectuals incisively and vividly in this novel. This satire is due to the times and human nature, and also to Qian Zhongshu's personal reasons.
Let's start with personal reasons. Qian Zhongshu is a rare genius, at the same time, he is also the purest scholar, who has the deepest investment in learning and can't tolerate any hypocrisy and Machiavellian in academic circles. Under this gaze, it is hard for ordinary so-called "scholars" to be ridiculous. For example, he often satirizes literati copying cards. The number one clown Li in Fortress Besieged has a tin card box. In fact, it is commendable that a teacher is willing to work hard to copy cards, but in Qian Zhongshu's view, reading without putting it in his mind is a big joke.
The cultural satire in Fortress Besieged is more based on the historical platform of cultural conflict and collision between China and the West, which is one of Qian Zhongshu's focal points. One is to observe some disadvantages of China traditional culture with modern culture, such as the pedantry of Mr. Fang Lao, Fang Hung-chien's father, and his thread-bound book China is square, so foreigners are smooth, so he advocates that the land is round. The second is to mock the western culture mechanically, "just like the first tailor's suit copied in China, two patches were made on the old clothes of foreigners, which were placed on the sleeves and trousers", such as Cao Yuanlang's imitation of the poem "Food and Companion" in Love and Evil (Eliot) and The Waste Land, and Yang Jingbin by comprador Zhang. The third is to explore the absurdity in absorbing western civilization and western culture. For example, in his speech at his hometown middle school, Fang Hung-chien said, "For hundreds of years, only two Western things have survived in China society. One is opium and the other is syphilis, both of which are western civilizations absorbed by the Ming Dynasty. " Another example is the tutorial system of San Lv University.
But the satire in Fortress Besieged is more based on the anatomy of human nature. For example, Fang Hung-chien's famous fake doctor at Clayton University embodies the fraud, vanity, weakness and helplessness of human nature. Another example is that Li stole roasted sweet potatoes, Lu Zixiao bluffed with envelopes from the Ministry of National Defense and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and Miss Fan gave herself English books that she could not use as a fake author. Readers ask themselves, it seems that not only these people have done these things, but also themselves, just as we see our own characteristics in Ah Q's face.
Psychological description
Qian Zhongshu said in Preface to Selected Poems of Song Dynasty that literary works should "convey the unexpressed psychology of characters", and Fortress Besieged is his best practice of this theory. Most successful literary works must have a successful psychological description, while Qian Zhongshu's psychological description is different, and the key lies in the psychology of "bending over and not revealing". In terms of methods, one is to convey psychology with plots and tunes, and mobilize all trivial details that seem helpless or destroy the central scene. For example, in the last chapter, Fang Hung-chien quarreled with Sun Roujia and wanted to go home to avenge Jou-chia. Jou-chia is telling menstruation about Hung-chien's mistake, for fear that he will hear. In fact, Fang Hung-chien didn't hear it, so he had to pretend, "You know, I don't have to say it." As a result, Jou-chia said guiltily, "It's not for you. Who taught you to eavesdrop? " This is tantamount to admitting that she "spoiled" Fang Hung-chien behind her back. As a result, Fang Hung-chien, who was about to bow to his wife, and Sun Roujia, who was bent on finding a good job for her husband, quarreled more and more, and finally they were "inseparable" and broke up in discord. The second commonly used method is to convey the psychology of the characters through a series of wonderful metaphors. For example, when Zhao met Fang Hung-chien for the first time, he "proudly looked at him from head to toe, as if he were a kindergarten reader with a book list", which fully conveyed Zhao's contempt for Fang Hung-chien's posturing, because on the one hand, Zhao really cared about Fang Hung-chien, because he was pursuing Miss Su, and on the other hand, he wanted to give him a duel. On the other hand, he knows that Fang has got a fake doctor Clayton, who is still in the newspaper. Next, "his expression turned into air like Hung-chien's, and there was no such person in his eyes. ..... Hung-chien really wants to feel that he is nothing, like a ghost when the cock crows in the fifth watch, or the Taoist truth that' if you don't see it, you won't stand'. "
The above example also shows a major feature of Qian Zhongshu: metaphor. I understand metaphor as having two meanings, one is that it is widely used in the whole book, and the other is its original definition, that is, metaphors come one after another to describe the same thing. Another remarkable feature of Qian Zhongshu's metaphor is that it is always combined with psychological description, full of profound knowledge and humor. In the above example, abstract Taoist thought is used to describe a psychological feeling. Wit, eloquence and metaphor focus on Fang Hung-chien's defense of what he did wrong, such as a letter to Miss He Su. To give the simplest and smallest example, Zhao called Fang Hung-chien "Brother Compassion" because he called his colleagues when he worked in the same place, his classmates when he studied in the same place, and his lover called sympathy.
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When Fang Hung-chien and Zhao and Su met in Hong Kong, they were snubbed by Su. When they came back, Sun Roujia became more and more angry.
"The body is back, and the soul has long been taken away by my lover," Jou-chia added two comments with no expression.
Of course Hung-chien called her "nonsense". She sneered, "I'm not talking nonsense." On the cable car, like Woodenhead, I didn't say a word and forgot that I was beside me. I'm very interested and will never bother you. See when you talk to me. "
"Now I'm not talking to you? I'm not angry at all today. " "How can you be angry? You only have satisfaction. " "That's not necessarily. What am I satisfied with? " "It's really not satisfying to watch my former lover spoil my present wife in front of my good friends!"
Jou-chia gave up her sarcastic tone and said calmly, "I told you earlier that I don't like to associate with Zhao. But what's the use of what I said? Dare I say "no" if you want to go? If you go, you will be looked down upon and laughed at. "
"You are unreasonable. Didn't you go in by yourself? Blame me afterwards? And they didn't spoil you and shook hands with you when they left-"Jou-chia was furious and laughed. "I'm so honored! When your lady's jade hand touches me, my cheap hand will smell sweet all my life, and I dare not wash it from now on! Don't spoil me! Well, if someone hits me on the head, you just ignore it. Anyway, my wife should have been bullied by a wild woman. I can't bear to see my husband being laughed at. I feel like my face has been stripped. When she said that Hsin-mei's friends were bad, didn't she mean you? "
"Let her go to scold. I want to get back at her, she can't stand it. " "Why don't you pay her back?" "Why dispute with her? I just think she is ridiculous. "
"How generous! You are good-natured and generous. Why don't you leave some for me to enjoy at home? When you meet an outsider, bow your head and smile apologetically; Go home and fight with me if you don't speculate. People think that Fang Hung-chien is polite and patient. I don't know how angry I am with you. I am the only one. If you were that expensive lady, you would be angry with her. " She paused and said, "With such a good wife, of course I won't lose my temper." Part of what she said is true, plus a lot of spices. Hung-chien was speechless and looked out of the window. Jou-chia thought the last sentence stung him when she saw that he could not speak. She fidgeted with jealousy, controlling the excitement in her voice. She sneered and said to herself, "I'm broken." It's all bragging. They are all bragging. "
Hung-chien turned to ask, "Who is bragging?" "You ah. You said how much she loves you and wants to marry you. Today, she is obviously dating Zhao, and she doesn't even look at you. You pursued her and didn't catch up! Men blow like this. "
Hung-chien could not refute this ancient history skepticism, but repeatedly said, "Even if I brag, you can see through it, even if I brag." Jou-chia said, "How nice she is! Beautiful, my father is rich, rich, and a female student. If I were you and she didn't like me, I would beg on my knees, and she actually liked me-"
Hung-chien's eyes were red and he rudely interrupted her, "Yes! Yes! People really don't want me. However, there are actually women like you who try their best to marry me. " Jou-chia's eyes are wide open and her lower lip can bite out blood stains. She said in a trembling voice, "I'm blind! I am blind! "
For the next four or five hours, Jou-chia was not blind, both of them were dumb, and they didn't care about anyone when eating or doing things. Hung-chien knew that he had spoken too harshly and regretted it, but he refused to give in for a while. In the afternoon, it suddenly occurred to him that he would go to the shipping company to get the ticket tomorrow and have a receipt. Hsin-mei gave it to himself the day before yesterday, but forgot where it was and refused to ask Jou-chia. I was so busy rummaging through my pockets that I couldn't find the receipt. I was so anxious that I was sweating all over, like a wave in the Yangtze River. Jou-chia watched him scratch his hair and touch his red ears. "What are you looking for?" She asked. Is this a receipt from the shipping company? Hung-chien looked at her in horror, hoping for an epiphany, and said kindly, "How did you guess? Did you get a look at him? Jou-chia said, "You put it in your white suit pocket—"
Hung-chien stamped his foot and said, "Damn it! I gave that suit to the waiter for dry cleaning yesterday. What should I do? I want to go out. " Jou-chia opened her handbag and said, "Take out the clothes and wash them. Leave them to the waiter! Fortunately, I checked it for you and there is a bad bill. " Hung-chien said gratefully, "Thank you, thank you-"Jou-chia said, "How easy is it to marry a husband like you by all means, and dare to serve you casually?" At some point, his eyes were slightly red.
Hung-chien bowed to the arch, admitted that he was not, and wanted to take her out for ice. Jou-chia said, "I'm not a child. Don't coax me into eating. I will never forget the words' do everything possible' until I die. " Fang gradually put his hand over her mouth to stop her sighing.
She only wore a crimson tube top, navy blue towel and shorts, and her red nails were exposed in blank leather shoes. In tropical hot weather, this is the most reasonable makeup bundle. There are one or two foreign women dressed like this on board. Miss Su, on the other hand, degenerated into Miss Bao's nude, hurting China's national system. Those male students got angry when they saw it. You can't talk and laugh behind Miss Bao's back. Some people call her a "deli" because only a deli will publicly display a lot of warm meat; Others call her "truth" because it is said that "truth" is naked. Miss Bao is not naked, so they changed it to "partial truth".
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