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Here’s a joke, something funny
A restaurant owner was doing business. A beggar came from one side and asked the boss:
Boss, do you have any toothpicks here?
The boss replied yes. So he gave the beggar a toothpick. After a while, another beggar came from that direction and asked for the same toothpick. The boss gave him another toothpick. After a while, another beggar came, and the boss was puzzled: p>
Have you got any good food from the eatery today? Everyone came to ask for toothpicks.
So I asked:
You want toothpicks too~
The beggar said:
No, do you have any straws?
The boss then asked;
They all want toothpicks, why do you want a straw?
p>
The beggar replied:
Just now there was a rich man over there who got drunk and vomited all over the floor. After cleaning up the good things, they picked them up and only the ones that were smoked were left. , so~~~~~the boss didn’t finish listening, and the floor was covered with wow
Brothers, come quickly, there is someone here again I'm so excited...
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