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It was in the middle of the night ... this classical Chinese answer!

On the ninth day of June, I crossed the river from Jiangning. First of all, Pukou has a surplus, and he wants to join Yan with him; I can't do it without you. Sent by Xu Weisan and his brother Hu Wen; Subsequently, Guo and Wu Youxian also arrived. Boarding to Jiangning Gate, dozens of steps away from home. Say goodbye to friends on the boat; The Xu brothers even felt reluctant to give up after being sent ashore at Wudingqiao. It was a calm day, so it was better to have arrived at Pukou and Su Dashan's house at noon. The mountain is blocked by something else, so we can't go together at once. Jiangning Zheng Geng is very comfortable at home in Dashan. If you claim to have the skill of Huang Bai, tell me: "My son traveled far in the summer vacation and wanted to sell literature to support his relatives. All over the world. Can anyone know him? " If my technology is successful, why should my son worry about poverty? "I smiled and laughed.

On the ninth day of June, I crossed the river from Jiangning. Before that, Liu Dashan, a native of Pukou, visited me and invited me to go to Beijing with him. I can't arrive on time because I don't have enough money. Up to now, Xu Wei and his brother Wenhu Xu have come to see me off; Soon, Guo and Wu Youxian also arrived. Boarding from Jiangningmen is only a few dozen steps away from home. Farewell to friends on board; Brother Xu Shi took me to Wudingqiao before landing, said goodbye and had the heart to leave. It was a happy day. Before noon, I arrived in Pukou and stayed at my home in Liu Dashan. Liu Dashan has other obstacles and can't go here together. And Zheng Kan of Jiangning happened to be in Liu Dashan's home. Zheng Kunruo said that he has "yellow and white skills" (as if referring to the magic of turning stone into gold? This may be a joke between friends), tell me: "We go forward in the hot summer and want to sell our literary talent to support our parents. The world is vast. How can anyone know you? " If my magic succeeds, why should we worry about poverty? "I smiled and nodded.

Tomorrow, Zigong in Sudan. In just a few miles, I saw four weeds, old and young, men and women, all in the field. Cover the customs of Jiangbei, and women also plow the fields. It is vulgar and beautiful to regard northwest men as lazy and not working for producers. I rode my house and walked past the farmhouse. Her husband took dung to irrigate the garden, while the woman went to dig wells to wash clothes. There are bean sheds and melon racks at the door, and some trees are gloomy. The children are crying and the dogs are barking. I care about it and admire it, so that in this family, everything has meaning. It is better to hate yourself than to hate yourself!

The next day, I stayed at Pinball Hill at night. Just a few miles away, I saw the grass seedlings in the square fields are all green, men, women and children, all working in the fields. Probably the custom of Jiangbei, women also work in farmland; Compared with the lazy northwest men who don't engage in productive work, the customs here are really beautiful. Occasionally, I got off the horse and walked past a farmer's house. My husband is picking dung to water the vegetable garden, and my wife is pumping water from the well to wash clothes. There is a bean shed and melon rack at the door, and there are several lush trees. Sons and daughters cry and laugh, and chickens crow and dogs crow. In retrospect, I envy this. I think everything in this family has its own interests, but I regret that I can't compare with them too much.

Tomorrow, I will go to Chuzhou, cross the bridge of Li Zicheng with General Zu, and be full of ambition to open up the world. Passing by this mountain, I met Susong Zhuzilu and Huaining Yan Yuan from Shaanxi. Don't be three years! They were very happy when they met. They walked hand in hand to the side of the road to chat. Everyone in the village came to listen, so they didn't go for a long time.

The next day, when I arrived at the border of Chuzhou, I passed Zhulongqiao, the place where General and General Zu defeated Li Zicheng. I was impassioned and suddenly had the ambition to gallop around the world. Passing through Guanshan, I met Susong Zhuzilu and Huaining Yan Yuan from Shaanxi. We have been apart for three years! Nice to meet you (now). I walked hand in hand, chatting with the residents on the roadside. The villagers all gathered around to eavesdrop and walked for a long time.

After passing Mopan Mountain, the mountain is steep and overlapping, hence the name; This is the key to Chu. It's Daishan store, and it's far away. Stay in Huangnigang and Fengyang tomorrow. On the way, I met Taiping. Cai Ji was born in the north. At dusk, I told people: "These days are bitter and hot, and all travelers will travel on the bright night of the moon." Since midnight. Four or five miles, see northwest Yun Qi; After a while, the sky thundered and it rained heavily. I put on my rain gear in a hurry, but my clothes are wet. Going to the head office, the rain is getting bigger and bigger; It's wrong to keep knocking on the master's door of the anti-brigade People looked for a straw shed in the dark and took shelter for a while. It will clear up when the rain stops. There is water all over the road, so you can't tell the buildings apart. Sigh privately that water conservancy is not repaired, and there is no cure in the world. If you have a good company, you will be able to rule a city. I'm sorry that no one has thought about this problem.

Passing through Mopan Mountain, the mountain is steep and the rocks overlap and bend, so it is named; It is the transportation hub of Chuzhou. On this day, I lived in Daishanbao in Dingyuan County. The next day I lived in Huangnigang, Fengyang County. On the way, I met Taiping Cai Jisheng from the north. At dusk, I said to the groom, "The heat is unbearable these days, and people on the road are taking advantage of the night. We should go on the road in the moonlight. " So I set off at midnight. After walking four or five miles, I saw clouds gathering in northwest Fang Yun; Soon, the sky thundered and thundered, and it rained cats and dogs. (We) put on rain gear in a hurry, but our clothes were already wet. Walking to the head office, the rain is getting bigger and bigger; (We) knocked on the door of the hotel, but no one answered. The groom found a hut in the dark, and everyone hid under it for the time being. The rain stopped and it was already dawn. The road was flooded, and the fields and paths could not be distinguished. I secretly sighed that if the water conservancy project is not well built, the world will not be stable. If you can get a good official, it is enough to govern a city. It's a pity that no one does it with heart.

It's good to look up at the clouds: either like a person, or like a lion, like a mountain, like a strange stone, like a tree, suddenly. I've tasted sunsets and clouds after rain, but I don't know if it's better to watch clouds at sunrise. It's only forty miles a day, and I'm in Linhuai; It is worthwhile for people in the city to visit Zhu. Twilight, walking outside the city. It is the time when the lotus flowers are in full bloom, the cool breeze blows gently and the fragrance attacks people. After a long time, it was the arrival of the innkeeper.

Looking up, I saw the clouds are very beautiful: some are like people, some are like lions and elephants, like mountains, like strange rocks, like trees, and they are changing rapidly. I once said that it is best to see clouds at sunset and at sunrise. On this day, I only walked forty miles and reached Linhuai; Let people go to the city to visit Zhu, just happened to meet him going out somewhere else. In the evening, a person walks outside the city. At this time, the lotus flowers in the moat are in full bloom, with a cool breeze and a fragrant smell. I lingered for a long time before returning to the hotel to rest.

Cross the Huaihe River tomorrow. First, there is a pontoon bridge near Huaihe River, which is convenient for people coming and going. Moreover, if the pontoon bridge is broken and not repaired, the boatman is quite guilty of profiteering. When I crossed the river to go ashore, one person failed to board, got stuck in the middle, and the rest fell. A few people ashore, * * * holding, which still have time. It's 90 miles to Liancheng Town and Lingbi County.

Cross the Huaihe River the next day. There used to be a pontoon bridge near Huaihe River, which made people in the past feel very convenient. Before the pontoon bridge was repaired, the ferryman took the opportunity to seek many illegal interests. I crossed the river and was about to land. A man carried me ashore. The man got stuck in the mud and I almost fell down. Several people on the shore came to pull him together to prevent him from falling. I walked nine miles this day and lived in Liancheng Town, Lingbi County.

Tomorrow is the full moon, traveling 70 miles, living in Huang Zhuang, and Suzhou is also nearby. The house is narrow, the walls are crumbling and there is no entrance. I have something to do with my master because I want to stay here. No, the master said, "It's just a night's ear, so why make peace!" " Yu ranzhi. It is raining rather than raining. Since the third night, the host has been asking for money. I can't eat because of abdominal distension in the middle of the month, so I stayed at Chuzhuang Store.

The next day was a full moon (15th full moon). I walked 70 miles and lived in Huang Zhuang, Suzhou. The house is short and damp, the walls are destroyed and collapsed, and the doors and windows are incomplete. The groom has a friendship with the master of the brigade, so he wants to live here. I don't agree, the innkeeper said, "It's only one night here, so why ask for such comfort!" " "I agreed. It rained heavily that day, but there was no leakage. Get up in the middle of the night, the innkeeper desperately wants money. After walking for dozens of miles in the moonlight, my stomach swelled and I couldn't eat. I live in Chuzhuangpu.

/kloc-crossed the river on 0/7 and lived on the north bank of Hebei. Passing through Minzi Township in the night, covered with Minzi Temple; The hometown of filial piety queen in Ming Dynasty. The mountains between Xu and Su are endless and the atmosphere is dense; And Xuzhou riverside, the mountains and rivers are particularly magnificent, which is built by the southeast Francisco, and then there will be strangers. Look at the circus, there seems to be a tilt. Yesterday, perilla learned of Xuzhou, saying, "The circus can accommodate thousands of people, which is a horn with the state capital." However, keeping Xu should be the first to keep the river. It was very hot, so I went to the other side and drank a few liters of water. In a short time, thunder started, wind and rain suddenly came, cold was born, and thirst stopped. That is, the more abdominal distension at night, the more insomnia and sweating.

I crossed the Yellow River on the 17th and lived on the north bank of the Yellow River. Passing through Minzi Township in the middle of the night, there is a Minzi Temple; It is the hometown of Empress Ming Xiaoci. The mountains at the junction of Xuzhou and Suzhou overlap and the atmosphere is dense; Xuzhou, close to the Yellow River, has magnificent mountains and rivers. It is a barrier to the southeast, and there will be strange people here in the future. From a distance, the circus seems to have partially collapsed. At that time, Su Zizhan served as a well-known person in Xuzhou, saying that "the circus can station a thousand soldiers and become a corner with the state soldiers." But Xuzhou must guard the Yellow River first. It was a hot day. After arriving at the hotel, I drank a few liters of water. Soon, thunder rumbled, wind and rain came in an instant, the body gradually became cold, and the feeling of thirst stopped. That night, my abdominal distension got worse, I couldn't sleep and I was sweating all over.

Tomorrow, Guo Yi, Julie. I remember in June, I joined in Wuxi, and I entered Yan from Jinan. I said I was fat and afraid of heat, but I admired my ability to bear hardships and stand hard work. It's only been six years, and the rest of the service is quite tired. Time flies, energy declines, and Anneng can still drive back to the present world! I can't help sighing!

The next day I stayed in the Guo Li Post. I remember I went to Beijing from Jinan with Wuxi Liu Yanjie in June this year. Liu Yanjie is fat and afraid of heat, so she envies me for being able to endure the fatigue of the journey and the cold and hot weather. It's only been six years now, and I feel particularly tired walking on the road. Time flies, time flies, and people's physical strength is weak. How can they gallop in the world? I touched my thigh and grabbed my wrist. I can't help but feel deeply and sigh several times!

Tomorrow, Suteng County will visit Shahedian. Stay at Dongtan Store in Zouxian County tomorrow. It is the day to keep the temple of Meng, and then look forward to it; If you want to climb Yi Shan, you can't, because you are hot and thirsty. Tomorrow, Su Wenshang. On the other hand, there is an ancient poem hanging in Brunei, and the manuscript is lost. I also remembered two sentences: "Poor seven sons of Lu Daoyou, how can Confucius be out of season!" I can't remember.

The next day, I lived in a place called Shahedian in tengxian. Another day, I lived in a place called Dongtan Store in Zouxian County. On this day (where I live), I went to the temple to pay homage next to the Meng Temple. I want to climb Yishan, because the weather is very hot and thirsty, so I can't climb it. The next day, I lived in Wenshang. I passed by Wenshang before and wrote an ancient poem. I lost the manuscript of this poem. I still remember two sentences: "poor Lu Daoyou's seven sons, how can there be Confucius in the bending season!" " I don't remember anything else.

I will stay in the old county town of Dong 'e tomorrow. It was raining heavily that day. When the rebels heard that the partition group was drinking a thumb fight, they shouted a few times and started fighting. From the angle, I saw that they were both drunk, fighting in the middle of the lake, and their faces were covered with mud. The wives of the two families, each husband, quarreled with each other and left at the latest. It is true that it is not without reason to know that my late king committed a crime and drank wine. Camping in chiping tomorrow. Go to Gaotang tomorrow and stay at Waist Station. From chiping to the north, the roads are full of water, and you need to go back every day. The smell of water between Yan and Zhao is even worse, and everyone who travels north suffers from it.

The next day, I lived in the old county town of Dong 'e. It rained heavily that day, and I heard a group of people next door gathering in the hotel to drink and punch in. It didn't take long to quarrel and fight. I went out to see the situation and saw two people drunk and beating each other in the mud pit. My face is covered with mud and I can't recognize (who is who). The wives of the two families went out to help their husbands and abused each other until late. It can be seen that it is not unreasonable for the former king to make drinking in assembly a sin. I lived in chiping camp the next day. A day later, I passed Gaotang and lived in Yaozhan. To the north of chiping, roads are flooded, and detours are made every day. It is said that the floods in Zhao Yan are more serious, and people on their way to the north are very worried.

26, Sue a city, night dream of Pei Wei. Yu Youen did not report it. In February this year, he died of illness at home. And I'm in Jiangning, and I can't take it as a pity in the center! Since February, dreamers have had many dreams. On the 27th, I lived in a commercial forest. 28. Camping in Renqiu. 29. Subaigou. Baigou, the boundary between Song and Liao Dynasties. On the first day of July, Su Liangxiang. It was the day after Zhuozhou, I visited Fang in the country, and then I went to Beijing. When I was in Jinling, the sun and Gao Ling went hand in hand. Now I don't want to be in April. I'm going to talk about faith, but it's fruitless. Now he is in the capital and has turned against Zhuo. The road is blocked with water, and each road is different, so it is different.

On 26th, I lived in a military city and dreamed of Pei Wei at night. Pei Wei was very kind to me, but I didn't repay her. It has been one year and two months since Pei Wei died at home. And I was in Jiangning, and I didn't have time to see her buried, so I often felt guilty and sorry! I have dreamed of her several times since February. On the 27th, I lived in a commercial forest. I live in Yingrenqiu on the 28th. On the 29th, I lived in Baigou. Baigou is the dividing line between Song and Liao in the past. On the first day of July, I lived in Liangxiang. On this day, I passed by Zhuozhou and visited Fang's residence, which coincided with Fang's trip to Beijing. When I was in Jinling, I communicated with Fang every day. It's been four months now. I wanted to talk to him for two or three days, but it didn't come true in the end. When Yu was in the capital, Fang had already returned to Zhuozhou, and the road was blocked by the flood, so (we) walked around each other, so they were staggered.

Because the cover is in the north of Renqiu, water overflows, bridges are often broken, people come and go by boat, or dozens of miles are land. Walk a few miles by land, or dozens of miles by boat. In the past apocalypse, the left empire of our county reclaimed land and built water conservancy projects in the north, just like Jiangnan. It's a pity that Zhong Yi went and the water conservancy was not repaired!

It turned out that from the north of Renqiu, floods flooded and bridges were washed away everywhere. In the past, people took a boat and sometimes had to walk dozens of miles to get ashore. Sometimes it takes several miles by land, sometimes it takes dozens of miles, and it takes a boat. In the past apocalypse years, public officials in our county left to open up wasteland in the north to build water conservancy projects, making it look like Jiangnan. After Zuo died, the water conservancy project was abandoned and could not be repaired. It's really worth sighing!

The next day, I arrived in the capital. Lugouqiao and Zhangyimen are guarded, and passers-by ask for money, regardless. Although everyone is willing to take their own taxes, they cover up the behavior of the envoys. The Turks are afraid of delay and are willing to give them money. Only disciples are exempt. This is all because of those who don't care enough about such a small matter and don't know the reasons of the world. It was a heavy rain, and the rest were all books, which were opened by Luo Ji, all wet and covered with mud. Arrived at Zongbo Zhanggong Mansion. Gai entered the capital, and he was only four companies, but he was ashamed to regret it! Because of the light, the book is roughly like this.

Arrive in Beijing the next day. Lugouqiao and Zhangyimen are both guarded, so it's a bit frustrating to catch passers-by extorting money. Even bedding is subject to tariffs. It turned out that it was the "sparrow pass messenger". Passers-by are afraid of staying and delaying their trip, and would rather give them money. Only those who travel with nothing can survive. It turns out that everything from the emperor to the following is for the benefit of the people. Some people think that these trivial matters are trivial, but they don't know that all accidents in the world are caused by these trivial matters. It rained heavily that day, and my parcel book box was opened by the patrol, all wet and covered with mud. Arrive at Zongbo Zhanggong Mansion. I have been to Beijing for four times now, and the feeling of guilt and regret is beyond words! So take a pen and write down the general situation under the lamp.

I'm crazy. It is too long. Please tell me which paragraph is extracted next time.

This article is Dai Mingshi's Diary of a Journey to the North.

Dai Mingshi (1653- 17 13) was a famous scholar in the early Qing dynasty. He was born in a poor family and studied hard. In order to support his parents, he began to teach at the age of 20. At the age of 28, he entered the county school as a scholar. At the age of thirty-four, Zhenyu Li, the envoy of the governor, recommended him to be Gong Sheng in imperial academy and made him a teacher of Zhenglanqi. However, perhaps because of his lack of ambition, Dai Mingshi's career has been very lonely since then, and his ambition of "reviving ancient prose" has also been attacked by dignitaries. Later, Dai Mingshi was made a county magistrate, but he gave up his official position and went to Yan, Yue, Qi and Lu to study, making a living by selling articles and collecting scattered historical materials, hoping to write a book like Sima Qian.

The year of Shanghai is 1695, which should be when I was studying in Dai Mingshi and traveling in the north. Dai Mingshi was 42 years old at this time. It is conceivable that the author at this time suffered from poverty and hardship, and at the same time he was worried about his unfinished business. During this period, I wrote Nanshan Collection, so I broadcasted his title.

At the age of 52, Dai Mingshi continued the imperial examination. At the age of 56, he won the second place in the examination, and was awarded to imperial academy to edit and participate in the compilation of Ming history. However, two years later, due to the use of the title of Nanming in Nan Shan Ji, the case of Nan Shan Ji, one of the "three major literary prisons in the early Qing Dynasty", implicated Dai Mingshi and many "ancient prose school" scholars, and soon dropped. Dai Mingshi died with hatred when he failed to realize his ambition of writing great historians. However, his contributions to literature and history are still praised by people, and Nanshan Collection and many of his essays also make him known to future generations.

After searching the author, I felt a little sigh with emotion. Putting this paragraph on is also a welfare.