I hope you big brothers and big sisters can provide me with some shocking, spoof and hilarious long jokes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Can make people stunned. .

I finally have a man who is not my husband! That night, he struggled for a whole hour and finally fell asleep. But I can't sleep. The hour hand points to two o'clock, which is the most difficult night after passion. I turned on the desk lamp and looked at the person beside my bed in the soft light. People who have seen him say that they are very handsome, especially those eyes that always smile, which have invincible charm. But in my heart, I prefer the way he sleeps, the almost holy way, especially the way he suddenly laughs or frowns in his dream. The sudden sweetness and sadness made me ecstatic and heartbroken. I couldn't help kissing his forehead gently, and he actually raised his hand and brushed his forehead, as if he was very unhappy that I had disturbed his dream. I was funny and angry, so I had to disturb him. I stroked his body gently, and the flawless brocade felt smoother than others, which made me suspect that it was a male body, even if the words "skin is like frozen fat" were used to describe a female child. Beneath the skin is a well-proportioned and elastic flesh and blood. I don't think I will ever meet another person with such a perfect figure in my life. Thinking of this, I thought that he would leave me sooner or later and throw himself into the arms of another woman, which made me feel helpless and sad and subconsciously hugged him. In my dream, he felt my hug and even snuggled his face against my chest. That kind of warmth and obedience makes my heart ripple with incomparable happiness, and tears inadvertently wet my pillow. I just snuggled up to him and gradually became hazy. Suddenly, he struggled in my arms and burst into tears. I sat up from the bed and picked him up: son, my little ancestor peed again. Please let me have a good sleep! People who want to be crooked face the wall 1 hour! {