Fifth grade ancient and modern jokes or humorous stories.

Dad: Son, how was the mid-term exam?

Son: Math 40, Chinese 60, * * 100.

Dad: I did well in the course of "* * *". We should work harder on math and Chinese in the future!

two

Dad: Sometimes, a stupid person's question will make a very smart person unable to answer it. Think about it, son Have you ever been in such a situation?

Son: Sorry, Dad, I can't answer your question.

three

A father saw his son fighting with someone else's children. He angrily picked up the children and hit them, scolding them while hitting them:

Hit people at an early age, and I'll kill you today!

The son screamed in pain and begged for mercy over and over again. Father asked angrily:

Do you still dare to hit people?

The son cried and answered:

I dare not fight now. I will fight when I grow up to be a father.

four

Dad has a polygraph. He asked his son, how was your math performance today?

Son: A. The polygraph rang. Dad was very angry and shouted, I got an A at school.

Then the polygraph went off.

five

Xiaomei said to Xiaoming next door, I got a zero today.

Xiaoming: Me too.

Xiaomei: So … will the teacher think that we are cheating each other? !