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Trouble excellent composition
There are many troubles in life, and my biggest trouble is being too short.
Being too short has many disadvantages. The first disadvantage is that sitting in the front row of the classroom is often teased by the students in the back row. Once a classmate in the back put paper flowers in my hat pocket. I just wanted to talk about him when I turned around, but my English teacher found him. The teacher glared at me and scolded me severely in front of the whole class. I was really ashamed at that time. After class, I was called to the teacher's office to copy the text, which not only hurt my hand, but also broke a pen and lost a lot of face. It's really "killing two birds with one stone"! Alas, he made me miserable this time! Short people really do more harm than good.
Being too short has many disadvantages. The second disadvantage is that some places are too high to walk on. On one occasion, my classmates and I participated in outward bound training outside school. One of the stone steps was too high, and several other students stepped on it, but I couldn't get up anyway. I'm so anxious that all my classmates want to read it, and I can't help, otherwise my grades will be invalid. After more than ten minutes, I thought of a way, that is, to find some bricks as stepping stones, and finally I went up. Short man, what a pain!
As a short person, he always sits in the front row every semester, and he will be stared at by the teacher if he moves a little in class. The teacher hinted that there was always a sense of formality when standing on the podium lightly and heavily. Short man, when will you grow taller?
It is often heard that a teenager has no worries. But I don't think it's true. Little us, share joys and sorrows. I've been particularly annoyed recently What is this? Please listen to me slowly.
This problem has something to do with eating. I was born a foodie. As the saying goes: people are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. It is also for this reason that I am full every meal.
Recently, however, the situation has changed dramatically. I'm on fire, and there are many small bubbles on my tongue. I feel terrible pain when I talk, let alone eat. My tongue hurts when I put something in my mouth.
what can I do? I can't eat enough for three or four days. How can I live like this? I envy my parents whenever I see them eating with relish. Why am I angry about this foodie? Why not let others get angry. God is so unfair to me to eat food!
But what can I do? I endured it for a few days, thinking: after the small bubbles on my tongue are eliminated, I must eat and drink to make up for what I haven't eaten these days.
It's your fault that there are damn little bubbles on your tongue, so I can't eat. Please don't pester me in the future, I want to eat! Go away.
It's finally the weekend, which should be said to be the most relaxing time, but I feel heavier than before.
At seven o'clock in the morning, I was still fast asleep in bed. I thought I could get up late, but my mother dragged me. "what! Can't you sleep for a while on Saturday? " I protested angrily. "I don't understand English in the morning! After reading it, I have to preview the language. " I thought, well, I didn't expect this on Saturday. After breakfast, I did my homework for a while, and then I planned to watch TV for a while. "Do you want to watch TV?" My mother saw through my intentions. "I want to watch TV for a while." "Have you finished all your homework?" "I did some, but I didn't finish them all." I said falteringly. "Then wait and see!" I had to go back to my room in frustration.
I worked hard and finally finished it all in the afternoon. Just as I was about to go out to play, my mother came into the room and said, "Have you finished your school homework? Then do your homework! " "Then I ..." I have no choice but to continue to struggle in the sea of questions.
Today is really eventful.
It is true that each of us has troubles. For example, I also have troubles. What is this? It's just that my wife is too fat Don't worry, listen to me slowly.
According to my mother, I was very thin when I was a child. After a few years, I grew up like a balloon. I am 1.65 meters tall and weigh 54 kilograms. I'm a little fat, so I'm very upset.
By the way, once we went to physical education class, the teacher asked us to run 20xx meters around the playground, and I immediately pulled a long face. As far as my body is concerned, I fell apart after running, and I'm not tired after running. A road flashed before my eyes. I'll tell the teacher that my leg hurts and I can't run. Very good! Let's get started. I walked to the side of the teacher, and I lied and said, "teacher, my leg hurts and I can't run." Do you think I can stop running? " The teacher sternly retorted, "You said you couldn't run, ok!"! Then you walk 4000 meters around the playground, and that's it! " I was frightened and said, "no, teacher, I'd better run!" " "I ran to my class and waited for the devil's training. "The PE teacher came slowly, and we started running at the command. On the first lap, I ran very fast, but by the time I finished the second lap, I was sweating like a pig. I feel that every step is so heavy and hard, but I can't give up until the end. I finished the last lap step by step. Finally, I had a long rest on one side.
On the road of growth, everyone has his own troubles, but we have to "eliminate" these troubles ourselves.
Each of us has our own troubles, and these troubles are often caused by small things around us. I have my own troubles, too. This is my name.
My name is Kong Qianqian. Because money means beauty, my mother gave me this name. The meaning behind this word is beautiful, but it is very troublesome to read. Because some naughty boys in our class often give me many ugly nicknames. Peacock and Kong owe money. ...
Once when class was over, I was reading. A few naughty eggs came up to me and said to me with a loud smile, "Kong owes money, haha …" I was furious at once, but I endured it and encouraged myself: Whatever, just say it. Anyway, I don't owe money to Kong. I went on reading. Unexpectedly, he said it again. The students next to me all gathered around and laughed at me. I couldn't stand it anymore. I turned to them and said, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny? " Everyone stopped laughing and turned away. I turned my head to disturb him, but he had run away without a trace. I sat down angrily and continued reading. After school, I kept thinking: Why should I call Kong Qianqian? Why did mother turn this word when she looked it up in the dictionary?
Can't you remember the name? If so, tell us about it!
Everyone has troubles, and troubles can be seen everywhere.
I have always had a trouble, that is, I always feel that I did well in the exam, but my legs were weak when I handed out the test paper. After class, I can't stand it. After every exam, I was almost scolded by my parents, which was really unlucky. I sometimes wonder why I can't cancel the exam.
No, I'm nervous about reviewing again. The final exam is coming. Parents seem to be more nervous and anxious than we are. But I think the exam is just to let myself know my level, so there is no need to be so nervous.
During the exam, what I fear most is "reading comprehension". I always can't understand the meaning of the short passage. When I am nervous in the examination room, I have no clue.
Hey! I have no choice but to climb up step by step. I believe that one day I will climb into the top ten. But this is not just empty talk, we need to redouble our efforts!
Bacon once said: "If you tell a friend to be happy, you will get two happiness;" And if you tell your troubles to a friend, you will be divided into half. "Today, I want to tell you my troubles.
Now, I am in the sixth grade, which is the last and most important year of junior high school. Academic performance is very important, and it is quite common for parents to compare their grades with each other. What people can't bear is that when their grades drop, they have to endure their parents' "hoops". The most typical thing is that "their children are as good as they are." What I hate most is "other people's children", and the thought of this word gives me a headache.
In the last sprint year, not only the parents' "tightening spell" is indispensable, but also extracurricular classes. Usually, the main courses of Chinese, mathematics and English have to catch my breath once or twice a week, but when it comes to holidays, all the homework is bombarded in turn, and the mountain of homework makes people breathless. When I first attended the training class, I was a freshman. The taste of failure and a series of difficulties made me collapse, made me very annoyed, and even wanted to stop attending classes, but in order to get into a good middle school, I persisted and gradually realized the joy of success.
Life is not always smooth sailing, and the troubles in life may make you very headache, but in the face of these difficulties, I am ready to forget them, make my life full of happiness and mature with colorful dreams.
I believe that everyone must have the same learning troubles as me! Listen to my troubles.
One day, I came home as usual. I first came to a "flying fairy" to throw away my schoolbag, and then strode to the water dispenser to drink water! Go on with your homework.
It says that suddenly a phone call disturbed my thinking! Oh, when did this call come in? Why did you come at this time? Do you really want to piss me off? As soon as I answer, I'll say burr first. As soon as I heard it, I knew it was an English teacher at Only School. Alas, why did the teacher call me at this time? Is it urgent? Is it because I didn't behave well at school? I listened, and it turned out that I did well. The teacher called to prepare for the English recitation contest! Oh, I fainted. Although I can recite it fluently, I stutter as soon as I get on stage, and sometimes I am too anxious to speak for a long time. Alas, I hung up the phone and began to recite English. I recited my homework all night and almost fell asleep. I'm so angry, I wrote my homework so late for the first time!
I am a sunny and handsome boy, so I will have dark circles! I arrived at school the next day, and I had to take the mid-term exam again. I fainted and didn't review. I have to cram for the last minute and step up my review while there is still time. I used to be naughty, but now my energy is very weak, and my energy for making trouble has disappeared without a trace!
Alas, I have a lot of troubles in my study! For example, I have to sleep at 8 o'clock in the evening on holiday and make up my English. What a tragedy!
The only thing that bothers me a little since I was a child is the "exam". After all the exams, the most distressing thing should be that although I have made full preparations, I am easy to get into trouble if I am not careful, which is out of proportion to my efforts. At this time, I will be infinitely depressed, but I always let myself swing low and say loudly in my heart, "It doesn't matter! This is just an exam. You can do your best in more exams, and you will definitely get it back next time. "
Exams are too boring to avoid. I can only fight it bravely, no matter whether it makes me laugh or discouraged, I always cheer myself up.
Apart from exams, in case of some unavoidable distress, I will grab a pen and a piece of paper to draw on, and I don't know what I am drawing. But strangely, when my pen stopped and a group of negative emotions were thrown into the trash can, my troubles were swept away. I am happy again.
Whenever melancholy comes to me, I don't escape. I greet it, say goodbye to it bravely, and never let it pester me.
Melancholy, goodbye!
I did a lot of homework this morning, but I was very tired. My dad gave me so much homework. The following is the work list:
1, with 20 excerpts
2. Two versions of practicing calligraphy
3. Two magazines
I'm dizzy, so much homework. So I was crazy all morning, and I did my homework as soon as I came back from running.
I'll write and practice calligraphy first. Writing is really annoying. Describe, that's it, write slowly, it's really boring. I feel boring and even a little annoyed when I write it. Looking out of the window for a while, crawling and writing for a while, looking out of the window for a while, and staying in a daze for a while. ...
Finally, I finished it. Next, I want to extract it. It's better to extract it, because I have to use my head and think when looking for sentences. Looking around, I finally found today's sentences, all of which were found during the chocolate summer vacation. Ok, let's start writing. I thought it would be better, but the result is still the same as before.
Finish your homework at 8: 00 pm10. Although I am very tired, I still have some comfort in my heart.
Trouble excellent composition 1 1 We grow up day by day and get old day by day, and we will have troubles more or less in the process of growing up. I have troubles, and that is the lifeblood of students-grades. After the mid-term, my grades dropped again, which added a little trouble to me. If only I could go back to kindergarten! Don't worry about who buys what review materials every day, and who has more papers, so you can play carefree every day. Time and time again, slow down and grow up with less trouble!
Although I can grow up happily, I can become sensible from ignorance, brave from timidity and lively from introversion, but I still don't want to grow up. As the lyrics say: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up, when I grow up, there will be no fairy tales in the world ..." Facing the world of adults, I was very scared and shrank back more than once. I'm afraid of competition, I'm afraid of pressure, and I'm even more afraid of losing. When I was a child, my family always let me win, but in society, I often lost in the game of life because I was too confident. Faced with setbacks and failures, I have to flinch. These troubles are caused by my fear of growing up. Facing the separation, competition, pressure, setbacks, difficulties and failures brought by growth, I am afraid. People say that growth is happy, but I have countless troubles in the process of growing up. ...
Trouble 12 We live in a vast world, and trouble is inevitable. Each of us has different troubles. Take me for example.
Myopia is my biggest concern. As the saying goes, the eyes are the windows to the soul. I don't remember when the words on the blackboard were blurred in front of my window, and the characters on TV were not very clear. Sometimes it's hard to find the small things I dropped on the ground, and sometimes I mistake the small nail holes on the wall for flies lying there ... Alas, things are getting more and more dazzling. What's wrong with that?
One day, I told my mother about my troubles. My mother took me to see a doctor at once. After examination, the doctor said, "There are three reasons for myopia: one is genetic factors, the other is unhealthy eyes, and the third is picky eaters." I think my biggest reason is my unhealthy eyes. For example: sleeping too late at night and using your eyes for too long; Sometimes lie down and read before going to bed; Sometimes watching TV too close and so on. I also learned that many famous majors will have limited vision in the future.
When I found out the reason, I actively changed my bad habits and cooperated with the doctor to restore the window of my eyes to its previous brightness as soon as possible.
Excellent composition 13 "Oh, there is too much homework!" If only I could grow a pair of wings, fly to the sky and swim with birds! Now, I am like a bird that preys too much and can't fly back. There is a lot of homework at home every day, which weighs us down like a mountain.
Whenever I go back to school after lunch, I can see the children in Grade One running wildly, with flawless smiles on their faces. Seeing their smiles, I seem to be in the first grade again, but I am in the fifth grade, and time waits for no one. I hurried to the classroom. Whenever the semester approaches, what I yearn for most is a holiday, but the holiday is not exactly what I want for my troubles. I look forward to the holiday without homework, and we can fly carefree.
Every night when I am ready to take out my homework, I have a headache when I think that there are many homework and I will definitely stay up late. I quickly picked up my pen and opened my homework. The dense words in the homework make people sleepy.
When I finished my homework and put on my clothes to sleep, I remembered the innocent smile of the first-grade children and the vacation I longed for. Gradually, I fell asleep.
Trouble excellent composition 14 Everyone will have a lot of troubles, whether adults or children, they will be angry and upset every time they have troubles. I think everyone has a lot of troubles about growing up. So how do we solve it? This is a problem. ......
I am a little boy who is very eager to grow up, because I especially want to experience the "privilege" of adults, who always use "privilege" to teach and command us. I remember that time, my parents were watching TV, and I quietly went out to watch it. Soon, Sun's father, who had a keen eye, found it. He said, "Xiao Wei, what are you doing here without doing your homework?" My little monkey jumped out and said, "Why can you watch TV every day without doing your homework, but our children have to do their homework and can't watch TV?" Dad stood up, put his hands on his chest and said, "I'm an adult, your father, you have to listen to me." I retorted, "Why can adults order children, but I can't?" He said savagely, "If you don't do your homework, I'll break your leg." I have to go back and do my homework. "
I really want to grow up quickly. When I grow up, I also want to experience the "privilege" of adults. It's good to watch TV and play computer every day. You don't have to do that annoying homework. But it takes a long time to grow up, which is really annoying!
I am a doctor who treats all kinds of planetary diseases.
Just as I was about to lie in bed and rest, I was awakened by Ding's phone call. I immediately got out of bed and answered the phone. A weak voice came from the phone: "Hello, is this Dr. Wu?" I am the earth. I've been feeling something wrong with my pulse recently. Can you take a look at it for me? ""well, it's nothing! "So, I put the medical box, opened the door. Five seconds later, I arrived at the position of the left vein of the earth.
It turns out that the important blood vessels and rivers of the earth are polluted. Let me take a closer look. Wow! It stinks. This river is full of rubbish and dead fish. I opened the medicine cabinet, took out the "garbage killer" and threw it into the river. The garbage disappeared immediately. The garbage is gone, why is it still so smelly? I couldn't understand it, so I took out the "place where the germs started" and put it on the ground. The machine said, "There is a factory discharging sewage 200 meters ahead." I immediately ran forward and saw several factories discharging sewage into the lake, so I took out a "water purifier" to purify all the sewage in the river into clear water. With a few doses of Chinese medicine, I returned to the Cosmic Hospital.
These days, the earth's cry for help made me dizzy, and then the fresh water decreased, making the earth anemic; After a period of time, the atmosphere was destroyed and the earth was in more and more trouble. Alas, I won't talk to you. The earth is sick again. I want to treat him.
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