Please tell some jokes about emperors and eunuchs.

Eunuch: Some people speak ill of you. Emperor: What did you say? Classic joke-eunuch -XiaoHuaYouMo.com: I dare not say that you will always be angry. You are the lifeblood of the world. It doesn't matter who is broken, and yours can't be broken. I will be angry with you, at least it is a crime that harms the country and the people. Humor-emperor -XiaoHuaYouMo.com: but it doesn't hurt to say it. XiaoHuaYouMo.com- Eunuch: Yes, yes, yes, it is said that the prime minister can punt in his stomach and you can fly 72 times in his stomach. This matter in your stomach is really a power failure in the refrigerator in dog days-I don't want to melt it. Cold joke-emperor -XiaoHuaYouMo.com: monkey boy, so much nonsense! XiaoHuaYouMo.com- classic joke eunuch: I'll tell you now. Actually, I don't want to talk so much nonsense. I told you. I'm afraid people will accuse me of moving and getting into trouble. I am a loser. What else can I try? If I don't tell you that you are my master, I will cheat you, which is the crime of cheating you. Besides, I have always been loyal to you, and I can't ruin my integrity because of this. Humor-emperor -XiaoHuaYouMo.com: it's rare that you are sincere. Go ahead. XiaoHuaYouMo.com- Humorous joke Eunuch: xx says you are an old man. XiaoHuaYouMo.com- Joke Humor Emperor: I thought I was just talking about an old man. What's the fuss? Humor-eunuch -XiaoHuaYouMo.com: You don't know. On the surface, this is a common title. You should see the meaning in his tone when he said this. He said "old" is immortal "old". His "head" is beheaded, and this "son" is even more exasperating. How dare such a traitor offend your majesty? Killing ninety-nine families is too much ... XiaoHuaYouMo.com- humorous emperor: ......