What are the fifth grade papers?

The second volume of the fifth grade is funny.

1, from the beginning of 3000 to the present million, I don't want to show off anything, just want to tell you that happy landlords mainly rely on luck.

2, my colleague is single, washed a bunch of clothes at the weekend, and sent a circle of friends to say that he was exhausted. I really need to find a wife! Several married men replied: Isn't it enough to wash less?

When the wife visited her husband in prison, she asked:? Honey, how are you getting along here? Just feel at home. You can't go anywhere and the food tastes terrible.

Lao Wang fell into a dry well at the entrance of the village and finally got used to the life at the bottom of the well with the enthusiastic help of the villagers.

After reading a book about how to enhance memory, the old man boasted that his memory had improved a lot and asked his wife to try it for him. The wife said: Let's go out for a trip tomorrow, and you should recite what you should bring. ?