Joke English for 17 year old girls

A mother is very good at using every opportunity to educate her son, who is only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two copper pieces here. They must be inserted where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be inserted? " She is looking forward to an answer.

"Plug in your nose." Is the answer.

A mother is very good at using every opportunity to educate her children. Her son is only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two copper pieces here. They must be inserted where there are two holes." Where do you think it should be inserted? "The mother looked forward to her son's answer." Stick it in your nose! "The son replied.

beer

The professor knocked on the table and shouted:

"Gentlemen, order!"

The whole class shouted "beer!"

beer

The professor knocked on the table and shouted, "Please be quiet!"

The whole class shouted, "Beer!"

fishing net

"Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of, Ann?"

"Many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?" The teacher asked.

"Many small holes are tied together with rope to form a fishing net," the little girl replied.

High and low notes

"Can you explain to me the difference between treble and bass?"

"The treble is when my father scolds me; The deep voice is when my father talks to the boss. "

Treble and bass "Can you explain the difference between treble and bass?" "High notes are when my father scolds me, and low notes are when my father talks to my boss."