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During the wedding ceremony, how did the emcee give humorous questions and answers to the bride and groom?
(The emcee appears during the opening music)
Shh, it’s so quiet, there’s no applause at all. Thank you everyone for your silent support.
The cool breeze is trustworthy, the autumn moon is boundless, hundreds of flowers are blooming, thousands of families are gathered together, dear friends, welcome to xxx year, x month x day, the most romantic, the most luxurious, the most Marry well worth it, the wedding celebration of our xxx and xxx.
Before our wedding celebration officially begins, the emcee and host still want to mobilize everyone. To be honest, a few words are really boring. I think everyone has attended many weddings. For everyone, it’s just a gift, a meal, and a drink. However, for today's two newcomers, one more round of applause from you is one more blessing for their memories. So today, dear friends, before we drink, let’s go to the town once and give us your applause to the maximum.
Based on past experience, I know that those who follow the courtesy more will get more applause, and those who follow the courtesy less will get less applause. Now, our bookkeeper is at the door Stand, please supervise. Whoever claps less will get an additional 200 yuan as a gift when leaving. Come on, let’s applaud again. Give each of the guys here a red envelope worth 200 yuan. Well now our celebration is about to begin. So next, let’s invite the officiant, witnesses, and parents of the bride and groom of this wedding to make their debut.
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