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A comparative dictionary of English sentences.

Every time I leave after quarreling, I dare not look back, for fear of not seeing you behind me.

After every quarrel, I dare not look back, because I am afraid I can't see you following me.

Defaming others is like spraying blood on others, polluting your mouth first.

Defamation is like vomiting blood on others, polluting your mouth first.

Do useful things, say brave words, think beautiful things, sleep well, and spend time on progress instead of complaining.

Do useful things, say brave words, think good things, sleep well, and spend time on progress instead of complaining.

Washing machine love, first soaking you, pestering you, turning around you, inextricably intertwined, then squeezing you dry, then throwing you aside and hanging you up.

Washing machine love, first soak you in your side, like glue, then squeeze you dry, then put you aside and hang up.

Some things, not the stronger the better, should be just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly. Don't worry, the best things will come.

Some things, not the thicker the better, should be just right. In profound words, let's talk briefly. We walk slowly on a long road. Don't worry, the best will come.

I want to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

I want life to be a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, life has become my song, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.

People who drive Land Rover are trying to change Bentley, while people who drive Chery are always trying to save fuel.

People who drive tigers are trying to change Bentley, and people who drive Chery are trying to save fuel.

The most terrible thing in the world is that you treat others as friends and others don't treat you as friends.

The most terrible thing in the world is that you treat others as friends and others don't treat you as friends.

Love is a means for two people who can't stand loneliness to escape from reality.

Love is a way for two lonely people to escape from reality.

Teacher, we don't care when to take the exam, we only care about taking a few days off!

We don't care when to take the exam, only care about taking a few days off!

You are unhappy because you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

You are unhappy because you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

Honey, you must believe me. I get dizzy even on a boat, let alone on two boats.

Honey, you must believe me. I get dizzy on the boat, let alone two people.

People who can see through you are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.

People who can see through you from three aspects are trustworthy: the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.

I collapsed when I went to the examination room, and I cried when I saw the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

When I came to the examination room, I saw that all the papers collapsed and cried. Don't test what you recite or what you do.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Someone is sarcastic, and you respond immediately. When someone ignores you coldly, you immediately become cold and distant. People you hate can easily turn you into your most disgusting appearance, which is the greatest harm that "enemies" can do to you.

Someone is mean and sarcastic, and you respond immediately. Some people are cold and indifferent, and you are cold and distant immediately. People you don't like can easily turn you into people you don't like the most, and this is the greatest harm that the enemy can do to you.

Never look back, why not? Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names. Yesterday, all kinds of things seem to flow like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

If you don't look back, why don't you forget. Since there is no chance, there is no need to take an oath. All kinds of yesterdays are like water without trace. Ming night, and night, you are no longer on the road.

Put a smile on it, who can see whose face.

Bring the top to smile, who can see whose face.

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

Less to comment on other people's affairs, more to review and clean up their own affairs, do their own things well, spare energy, then help and take care of others, and try to be kind. Otherwise, you are only a participant, not a good medicine.

Less to comment on other people's affairs, more to review and clean up their own affairs, do a good job, spare energy, and then help and care for others, and strive to do a good job. Otherwise, you are only a client, not a good medicine.

Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

Many people don't need to meet, because they just pass by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other.

When you are alive, you can't set your tone too high. If it's too high, it's hard to sing together. Things cannot be done too absolutely, and it is absolutely difficult to enter and retreat.

When you are alive, you should set the tone, not too high, which is difficult to be harmonious. We can't do things too well. We can't go forward or backward.

Humans are so strange, if no one sympathizes, you won't care how painful the wound is; If no one laughs, you won't care how ugly the scar is; If there is no comparison, who knows what the future is? -Wu Miao's The Story of Liberation

Humans are so strange, if no one sympathizes, you won't care how painful the wound is; If no one laughs, you won't care how ugly the scar is; If no one can compare, who knows what the future will be. -Wu Miao's Tale of Tahrir.

After all, we are so far apart that we can't go back.

We are so far apart that we can't go back.

Many times it is not illusion that blinds our eyes, but our own obsession.

Many times, what blinds us is not illusion, but our own obsession.

Don't blame others for letting you down, blame yourself for expecting too much.

Don't blame others for letting you down. Blame yourself for expecting too much.

A sensible person will be called heartless if he doesn't cooperate, and a wayward person will be praised if he is a little clever.

A sensible person, once he doesn't cooperate, will be called a heartless and willful person and praised for his cleverness.

But I can't, I can't stand my unbridled crying, and no one can allow me to be so fragile.

But I can't, I can't stand my unbridled crying, and no one can allow me to be so fragile.

In fact, people are very cheap. There are not a few people who love you and spoil you, and those who are as cold as ice chase you and finally get black and blue.

In fact, people are very cheap. For those who love and spoil you, you are not rare. It's hard to give up those who are cold to you. The last thing you do is yourself.

Busy as water, don't care about fame and fortune. Simple food and plain tea will pass, and wealth and splendor will not be forced.

Busy as running water, don't worry about fame and fortune. Not too rich, not too rich.

You are a bullet that I can't live in my life. If I look at you one more time, my heart will soften, and if I hug you, I will fall down.

You are the disaster of my life. If I look at you one more time, I will feel soft. If I hug you, I will fall down.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

This society is winner-takes-all, and losers have nothing. Society will always be a hero who only talks about success or failure.

In this society, the winner takes all the food and the loser has nothing. Society always talks about heroes by success or failure.

I love you. It's pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

I love you. This is fiction. This is a coincidence

The age of struggle should not choose to be lazy. Only after a period of touching yourself can you become the best yourself. My life is plain, but when I meet you, my heart is full of ups and downs.

We should not choose to be lazy at the age of struggle. Only after a period of touching can we become the best ourselves. Life is ordinary, but when I meet you, my heart will surge.

You can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you.

You can't keep people who want to leave, you can't wake people who pretend to sleep, and you can't move people who don't love you.

The more you care about something, the more it will torture you. Life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition, just live your own life quietly. The heart does not move, and the wind does nothing. It doesn't hurt anymore, but the years will be fine.

The more you care, the more you will be tortured. Life is not easy. You don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition. Live your life in peace. If the heart does not move, what will the wind do? It doesn't hurt anymore, but the years will be fine.

My heart is very small and narrow, and there is no room for others to occupy a place.

My heart is too narrow to allow others to occupy a place.

I think it is unforgettable. In your eyes. Are they all worthless?

Those I find unforgettable. In your eyes. Are they all worthless?

No matter who lives or dies, the earth still turns. Napoleon achieved so much, but he died in the end. Life won't stay for anyone.

No matter who lives or dies, the earth still turns. Napoleon made such great achievements and eventually died in the same way. Life will not stay for anyone.

I came to you because I like you so much. I have stopped looking for you, because every reply you give is so perfunctory.

I came to you because I like you so much. I don't take the initiative to find you, because every reply you give is so perfunctory.

After all, people are different. Someone delivers food in the rain, but it is not as good as someone's casual good night.

People are different after all. Some people bring food in the wind and rain, but it is not as good night as some people casually say.

I can treat you to a meal with 1000 yuan, or I can treat you to a bottle of wine with 10000 yuan, but Yuan You who borrowed it from me must return it to me. Don't ask me why, because it's the rule.

I can treat you to a meal at a price of 1000 yuan and a bottle of wine at a price of 10000 yuan, but Yuan You who borrowed my 100 yuan must return it to me. Don't ask me why, because it's a rule.

There are two ways to hire a wife: one is a woman, and the other is alive.

There are two ways to hire a wife: one is a woman, and the other is alive.

I know everything, but just like a fish living in water, it will die in water.

It's true, but it's like a fish living in the water and dying in the water.

Have you ever seen a familiar figure in the street for a moment, and your heart suddenly jumped out of rhythm until you found yourself just a stranger? I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background.

Did you see a familiar figure in the street for an instant, and suddenly your heart beat wildly until you found that it was just a stranger? In my eyes, you are the only one. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

Some people, some things, should forget it, others have never trusted you, why flatter yourself.

Some people, some things, should forget, others never trust you, why do you have to be affectionate.

Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

When you are tired, you go to sleep, and when you wake up, you smile.

It seems that the feeling of being out of the group is not as bad as I thought.

It seems that the feeling of leaving the group is not as painful as I thought.

I made 200 million, one frustrated and one recalled.

I earned 200 million, a disappointment and a memory.

Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

When I was a child, I felt that good people were rewarded. When you grow up, you know that good people are laughed at!

When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded. When I grow up, I know that good people are laughed at!

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Take a newspaper to the bathroom. I am a reader.

Many people know that life itself is a joke, but you and I have passed that stage. This is not our destiny. So let's stop pretending to be in pain. It is getting late.

Many people know that life itself is a joke, but you and I have passed that stage. This is not our life. So let's stop pretending to be pathetic. It is getting late.

They say silence is golden. Is there a lot of gold after a long silence?

They say silence is golden. Is there a lot of gold after a long silence?

If you meet the right person, you don't need to spend so many skills to maintain it. If a relationship requires you to be careful and work hard, you will eventually lose it. Don't make yourself too tired. Too hard love often loses its vitality too easily.

If you meet the right person, you don't need your great skills to maintain it. If a relationship needs your care and hard work, it will eventually be lost. Don't make yourself too tired. Love that is too hard is often too easy to lose vitality.

Loving the new and hating the old is not a disease, but constant forgiveness.

It's not a disease to like the new and hate the old. Forgiveness is a disease.

Only by knowing your past self like the back of your hand can you master your present self.

Only by knowing your past self can you master your present self.

At any time, complaining only proves that you are incompetent, but it does not mean that difficulties and problems cannot exist. Complaining is actually the most worthless nonsense in the world.

At any time, complaining just proves that you are incompetent. Does not mean that difficulties and problems cannot exist. Complaining is the most worthless nonsense in the world.

You must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better to be stupid than to break your word.

You must keep your word. Even if you are stupid, it is better to be stupid than not to be trusted.

Don't turn a blind eye to life, you should suffer a lot.

Don't live blindfolded, you should have no less pain.

Don't torture yourself with past memories. Don't spoil those who don't take you seriously, they don't deserve it, and they don't deserve it!

Don't torture yourself with past memories. Don't get used to people who don't take you seriously. They don't deserve it and they don't deserve it!

Love is a person's business, a person's duty, a person's self-knowledge, a person's eternal life, and nothing else.

Love is a person's business, a person's duty, a person's self-knowledge, a person's age, nothing else.

I'd rather be a heartless single person than two people who have their hearts ripped out.

I'd rather be a heartless single person than dig out two lungs of my heart.

Obviously I am dark, but I have to pretend that the sun illuminates others.

I live a dark life, but I have to pretend that the sun will shine on others.

You think the prodigal son will never change money, but in fact, the prodigal son just goes ashore for a while.

You think the prodigal son will never change his money. In fact, the prodigal son only went ashore for a while.

The function of the school is to prevent you from doing what you want.

The function of the school is to prevent you from doing what you want.

Drink more cold water, and many colds and fevers will be fine. Most of the pain and troubles, just sleep.

Many colds and fevers. Drink more cold water, and you will recover. Most of the pain and troubles, just sleep.

Many people come into your life. Just to teach you a lesson. Then turn around and leave.

Many people come into your life. Just for a lesson. Then turn around and leave.

Someone can go anywhere with it; Someone responded and said anything; Because it is a matter of two people, even if it is boring, it will become very happy.

It can be taken anywhere by the leader; Say anything if you have an answer; Because it is a matter of two people, even if it is boring, it will become very happy.

There are many people in the world who walk with sunrise and sunset, and many of them are often companions rather than lovers.

In the world, there are many people walking with the rising sun and the setting sun, and many of them are often partners rather than partners.

No matter how bad your mood is, don't write it on your face, because no one likes to watch it; Don't talk about being poor, because no one gives you money for no reason.

No matter how bad you are, don't write it on your face, because no one likes it; Don't talk about being poor, because no one gives you money for no reason.

His sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Shit, isn't this man dead?

His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. Will he die?

Once you have a money-saving brain, you won't cultivate a money-making brain.

Once you have a brain to save money, you don't have a brain to make money.

I usually laugh and make fun of people crazily, but I just don't want to be alone.

Usually, I am crazy and have fun with others, but I just don't want to be alone.

Give yourself some time and forgive yourself for doing a lot of stupid things. Accept yourself and love yourself; The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

Give yourself some time and forgive yourself for doing a lot of stupid things. Accept yourself and love yourself; The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

You don't know how many tears and quarrels I used to get the mature and sensible boy with you now.

You have no idea how many tears and quarrels I have paid for this mature and sensible boy who can take care of people around him.

Do you sometimes feel that your inner self is so tired and easy to hide? I hid it so fast that I couldn't find it in my closet.

Do you sometimes feel that your inner self is so tired, so tired, so tired that you can't find it even if you want to rummage through your suitcase and cupboard?

Later, I realized that others will only praise you for being sensible, gentle and good-tempered, and those who really care about you will care if you are wronged.

Later, I understood that others will only praise you for your understanding and good temper, and only those who really care about you will care if you are wronged.

You hate your unsociable appearance, but forget how charming you are.

You hate your unsociable appearance, but forget how charming you are.

When you are tired, choose to forget, don't let your thoughts turn into poison, don't let memories hurt your heart, let me cry until dawn, and bury me alone in the ocean of tears.

If you are tired, choose to forget, don't let miss become poison, don't let memory cut off your heart, let me cry until dawn and bury me in the ocean of tears.

Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty, okay?

Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty and weakness, okay?

The future can't guarantee anything, even that life is not a big joke.

There is no guarantee that the future life will not be a big joke.

Seeing your online notice, I want to say that I miss you, but I am not qualified because I know that you no longer belong to me.

Seeing your online notice, I want to say something about you, but I'm not qualified, because I know you don't belong to me anymore.

One day I was defeated by Lei Zhen, and I became a shocking person.

One day, Lei Zhen arrived, and I became a shocking person.

The loser at this moment will win in the end, because times are changing.

The loser at this moment will win, because times are changing.