Jokes about boats and boats.

1, when will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for bread, not only what is in the cake, but today is lotus seed paste. I want to see the moon by boat, but I'm afraid the spaceship is too slow and it's too cold in the distance. Get up and send text messages to bless the world.

2. This classmate, your soul is farther away than the Atlantic Ocean. So far, you know nothing about the climate. Damn you. You should remember that this kind of thing will burn to ashes Two boats, one in the tropics and the other fishing in the temperate zone, which one sinks more easily? Temperate zone, why, there are so many fish in temperate zone that the boat can't hold it (I'm sweating ~ ~ ~). Solar flares are terrible, but if I get angry, it will be tens of thousands of times more terrible than flares. (So she has a nickname called Flare)

3. The ship will sink! The captain asked loudly, "Who can pray?" "I will!" Someone answered quickly. "Very well! You better pray for yourself. The rest of you put on your life jackets quickly! Because there is just one life jacket missing! "

4. In a park, there are two people sitting on a bench. One of them is reading the newspaper quietly; The other continued to fish in the air. After a while, many people gathered around. At this moment, a policeman came over and said to the newspaper reader, "Is this your home?" The man reading the newspaper said, "Yes, yes," and the policeman said, "If he is crazy, would you please take him home at once?" People who read the newspaper repeatedly apologized: "OK, sorry, sorry!" " "Then hurry up. ...