Can you tell me some exciting stories or jokes?

A rich man has a dumb son. The rich man gave him three hundred and twenty to learn. One day, he saw a house on fire and a man ran out. The man said, "The house is on fire, and it is going to collapse." Stupid son gave him 1 two to teach him to say so. Then he met an old woman's pig and ran away. Grandma shouted, "Where are the boars and sows?" She asked her to teach him that sentence. She gave her 1. He saw two children fighting again, and an old man came over and advised, "Stop fighting, grandpa will buy you candy." He learned that sentence again. When he got home, he said, "The house is on fire." "What about boars and sows?" His parents were angry and ran back to beat him. He shouted, "Stop arguing, Grandpa will buy you candy."