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From a historical point of view, what does it mean for Turkish dogs to have huskies?
Of course, we must first understand the relationship between Husky and Turkey, that is, we must first understand what kind of country Turkey is. If you want to talk about a country, the space will be short and you can't say it clearly in a few words, so you will definitely talk about this issue in places like Turkey and Husky.
First of all, it is a joke to say that turkeys are similar to huskies. Don't take them too seriously. If they do, it won't be a good result for them to find us that day, because their weapons are very advanced. It is worth mentioning that Turkey is a continuation of the Ottoman Empire, that is to say, Turkey was once the Ottoman Empire, so how could such a powerful country become a husky? So we can't say anything.
One.
It is said that during the Korean War, the United States was originally led by joint forces, so Turkey also participated. The Turks said there was no problem, so they sent about 5000 people to join. After receiving the task, the Turkish army was unambiguous. That's called bravery, so we rushed directly to the place where it should perform the task, and beat the enemy out of the water and couldn't find the north, but in fact, everyone should not be too happy. Because the Turks also paid a very painful price to defeat other people's opponents, don't think that this is the end of the matter, because this temperament does not conform to the temperament of huskies at all, so the ending behind it should be unexpected, that is, countless casualties in Turkey turned out to be part of their own Korean Sixth Division. . . . . . Well, that's what China said: The flood washed away the Longwangmiao family and denied one, but the funny thing is that the Turks are still speculating on this battle, and they are proud of their bravery. God, let's see if you can.
But after that, Turkey seems to be back to normal. When they were negotiating with South Korea, they threatened South Korea with this incident, because South Korea exported a lot of war weapons to Turkey and had a production line for modern cars, so I really didn't know that South Korea's IQ was frozen. Or is Turkey's IQ suddenly normal? In fact, it was also said at that time, not because Turkey's IQ changed, but because it was born, because Husky said that winter IQ was normal, and when the Korean War ended, it actually happened in winter, so Husky's IQ was online in winter, and Turkey's IQ should also be online.
Two.
1974 this year, Turkey did another particularly interesting thing, that is, Turkey felt that Cyprus was really important, so it felt that it occupied this place, but at first it just sent troops to interfere in the internal affairs, but Cyprus belonged to Greece at that time, and Greece certainly couldn't stand it, so it also sent troops to interfere in the internal affairs of Cyprus, so in the end it became Turkey to fuck Greece, and the two countries are still arguing. Well, as you expected, the story is not over yet. Of course, there is also a reversal behind it. It was Turkey that had a fight with Greece, and Turkey set an own goal. What happened at that time was that when the Turkish Air Force was cruising in the air, it found a group of fleets. I don't know if it's summer, but the real estate in Hal in Turkey broke out again, without asking or looking. This is just a dry, open one. As a result, there were heavy casualties. A ship was blown up, two people were injured and nearly 200 people were killed. Wow, it was really a very big battle, but when they were ready to take credit, they found that this fleet was one of their own, which made me laugh to death. Please sit down, comrades with lumbar disc herniation in Turkey.
Three.
Let's go back to the Syrian battlefield. Let's review the history of Turkey first. Turkey's former life was the Ottoman Empire. The collapse of the Ottoman Empire was actually due to the lingering ghost of Russia, but that was already a historical event. However, Turkey shot down the Russian Su 024 fighter with f- 16 in the Syrian battlefield. My God, this can ruin your Turkish cowhide, but everyone knows that Turkey is a Russian partner in the Syrian battlefield.
As a result, Russia is not a fuel-efficient lamp. It carried out a large-scale attack in Turkmen village, where Syria and Turkey have good relations, showing Russia's anger. So, how can Turkey with Hal temperament stop there? In order to protest, the Turkish people went to the "Russian" embassy in Turkey to wash eggs. Because there was no demonstration and no shooting, eggs were smashed, but in the end, everyone must have guessed that the embassy that was smashed was actually not Russian, but Dutch. Ah, ha ha ha ha ha! Holding back from laughing is actually understandable at this time, because the flag of Russia is too similar to that of the Netherlands. But the Dutch said we wanted to change places, away from Turkey and Russia.
It is worth mentioning that Turkey expressed irresponsibility for the explosion, or directly held the participants responsible, but before the explosion, no senior officials gave orders, who dared to do it? So how can this pot be carried back to ordinary soldiers? It can be seen that this hahahawo, the whole country haha.
I guess the Turks got it backwards. )
Four.
One day on 20 15, another strange thing happened, that is, Turkey is actually a tourist destination, so there are many foreigners, including Koreans, who are having a good meal, but I don't know what happened suddenly. A group of angry Turks beat up this group of Koreans like a group of bulls. Oh, my God, why do you just hit people? Still a group. I said, Turks, you don't know the colors and flags. How to catch someone else's flag is a fire, which is simply terrible. This can fool people all over the world. What should we do with the turkey? So many countries suggest not to travel to this country first, which is very dangerous.
Five.
It's 20 17. In order to get more Turks to support Erdogan's constitutional amendment, the Turkish Foreign Ministry went to the Netherlands to lobby, but you washed our embassy earlier and burned our Dutch flag. You Turks can't come to Dutch land. This kind of revenge is good. Don't think it's over, this event is reversed again. Turks don't know if he is really blind. Angry Turks burned someone else's French flag to protest that he was not allowed to enter the Netherlands this time. Yo-ho, you are so beautiful, your waist is protruding.
I guess the Turks got it upside down.
Six.
I'm tired of talking about it. Let's talk about the last thing. In the Syrian war, many countries saw that the weapons held by terrorists were Turkish, which made people doubt the composition of Turkey, so many people condemned it. However, the Turkish Prime Minister said that this was impossible and untrue. He also solemnly declared: "Turkey and terrorist organizations are not 180 degrees, but. Walter. What does this 360 degree mean? Does this prove from the side that you really have something to do with terrorists? This information seems to be a bit off guard. You are really a good prime minister. Please leave!
Seeing this, I have come to a conclusion. Turks have one thing. The first is that their family doesn't know their own people at all, and the other should be color blindness in their country. The color of the national flag is unclear, and their IQ should be in arrears. Therefore, the name "dogs have huskies and China has turkeys" is really not enough. But don't underestimate Turkey. The weapon they developed is extremely powerful, but I don't know if it is used against the enemy. Or use it to beat one of our own, ahahahaha! Please allow me to laugh shamelessly!
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