Tell a joke about Ningbo and laugh after listening to it.

1, company recruitment, crowded. I'm from Peking University, Jiaotong University, Zhejiang University and Nantah? Suddenly, a female voice shook the square: "I have big waves!" " "The boss on striking table:" it's you! " ? After that, the boss took the woman to his office and drew the curtain: "Do you want to see it?" The woman took out her diploma-from Ningbo University.

2. User: Miss, I want to check the number of Jiande. Operator: OK, "You dial" (slowly); User: (anxious) Not Ningbo, I said Jiande. Operator: Yes, "You dial" (still slow); User: (unbearable) What's the matter? I said it's not Ningbo. How can I get back to Ningbo?

3. The weather is sultry. The reporter interviewed a passerby: Do you think Ningbo is hot or Africa is hot? Passerby: I tell you again, I'm not African. I got a tan in Ningbo!

I passed Ningbo Passenger Transport Center last night. Those taxi drivers over there are particularly annoying. Always ask us to take a taxi. This time, a partner's unexpected behavior shocked us. She said, fight! Then I went over and took a taxi and left.

One day, an international student came to Ningbo and couldn't find his way. Ask an old Ningbo nearby, and the old Ningbo tells him: You just follow this road, young man, and you can keep pace. As a result, the young man went to the side dish market.