Do you know which lines have no punchline, which makes people want to laugh?

I thought about the movies and TV series I wanted to watch, and arranged them as follows: 1: The dialogue in Goodbye Mr. Loser. Seeing this movie at that time gave me a stomachache.

"Grandpa, does Ma Dongmei live here?"

"What winter plum?"

"Ma Dongmei."

"What is a horse?"

Ma Dongmei.

"Xu what"

"Uncle, you'd better calm down."

"ok"

2. Lines in Anti-corruption Storm 4

My surname is Huang, and my girlfriend's surname is Ma. Why is my son called Li?

real madrid cf

3. Hello, please come down.

By the way, do you want someone to come or leave?

4: Brother Xie, I have never said thank you in my life.

Are you sure you haven't said anything in your life? Those are two words of thanks.

5: Lu Xiaofeng, who are you?

When you see a suspicious life, you say Lu Xiaofeng, and then you ask him who he really is and who you are.

6. Gong Hanlin and Zhao's sketch "Adventures of Working" made me want to laugh when I looked at the lines.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Gong Yujiu.

Zhao: (singing) 181.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) How about this wine?

Zhao: (singing) Let me play it for you-

Gong Hanlin: Ah, blow! Ah, blow!

Zhao: (singing) Look at my mouth! One to satisfy your appetite.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) I called beauty.

Zhao: (singing) Two cups of your kidney will be fine.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Haha, it's still beautiful.

Zhao: (singing) I drank three cups and five cups.

Zhao: (singing) Make sure your little face.

Gong Hanlin: How about it?

Zhao: (singing) There is red in white.

Zhao: (singing) There is black in red.

Gong Hanlin: Black. ...

Zhao: Huh? It's getting dark (Gong Hanlin: Huh? ) It's green. (Gong Hanlin: Oh, hey)

Zhao: It's blue (Gong Hanlin: What color is this), and purple is not lingering.

Zhao: (singing) The powder is so beautiful.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, you scared me.

Zhao: (singing) How about this wine?

Gong Hanlin: (singing) This wine is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful-beautiful.

Zhao: What is beauty? (Singing into the microphone) It's actually that Erguotou, that boiled water!

7:

Guo Jingfei's lines in "Everything's Fine" are too incisive.

"Choose lots, three bedrooms and one living room.

Why not buy the Forbidden City? "

"What are you doing living alone in three rooms and one living room?

Do you run? "

"After my mother left,

I think you've become too wild! ! ! "

Sort out some lines in TV series

Fiona Fang: Your Honor, a headless body was found in the backyard. Di Renjie: That man must be dead. Fiona Fang: Your Excellency is really a saint. I knew that man was dead before I went to the backyard.

The TV series "Hanwu the Great" Li Guang said to Emperor Wu with a cast sword: "Your Majesty, good sword! Your majesty, good sword! "

Sonny: Galeries Lafayette, I swear on Xiao Jian's head that if I don't listen to you, Xiao Jian will be dismembered ... The point is that I didn't feel anything wrong when I was young.

All you lost in the curtain of your dream was a leg, but what about Zi Ling? What she lost was love!

Bao Zheng said to Zhan Zhao, "I'll see what to do in the future."

When Michelle Chen's version of Little Dragon Girl came out of the grave for the first time, Yin Zhiping exclaimed: There are such beautiful women in the world.

The punchline in the classic lines and sentences of Goodbye, Mr. Loser.

Goodbye, Mr. Loser continues to be shown in the cinema. The film tells the story that the hero starring Shen Teng unexpectedly returns to youth after his first love wedding, and finally realizes life and finds true love. Remember those classic hilarious irregular lines? Let's review it together. It's really memorable.

Goodbye, Mr. Loser's classic lines

Classmate: Charlotte, where have you been all these years? You don't come to the party every year. It's really hard for you to tell us all that even if we can't help you, can we still be happy?

Charlotte: Qiu Ya is a famous beauty queen of our school; And I am more famous. I am a famous joke in the whole school.

Classmate: (Write a poem about Charlotte's clothes) When she went to dinner alone, all her classmates wore chicken feathers.

Teacher: Everyone has made great achievements. Oh, there are monks here.

Groom: Qiu Ya is a good boy. I found true love. Even if I divorce him, I will not regret it (everyone! @ #￥%……& amp； *)

Charlotte: Zhang Yang, as the name implies, the main purpose of his visit today is to show off his Rolex watch and Hermes belt.

Zhang Yang: What time is it? I was hungry before serving. Fortunately, I'm wearing a waistband, haha.

Ma Dongmei: Look at you, dressed like a feather duster.

Teacher: Will your grades be affected? Is there any room for your grades to drop?

Charlotte's mother: Charlotte is a poor child. Charlotte was unknown when her father was born.

Ma Dongmei: My father's name is Ma Dong. My father died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

Ma Dongmei: What's the impact? Who is Dong Shi? Why frequent urination?

Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want?

Niang pao: yo, I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Miss Wang: Just yesterday, Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district composition competition. The title of the composition was My Father of the District Chief.

Pedicure: Well, why don't I give you a full set of eye exercises ~ ~ ~

Charlotte: Grandpa, the Ma Dongmei family lives in Room 322 upstairs, right?

Grandpa: What is a horse?

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.

Grandpa: Nothing.

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.

Grandpa: What about the horse?

Charlotte: OK, Grandpa, please calm down first.

Grandpa: OK.

Charlotte: I've been wasting my time, but I didn't expect God to give me another chance to be born again. So, I want to thank God, thank you.

Principal: You should thank the school, the teachers and the floor of your class is not high.

Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better than Qiu Ya.

Charlotte: When were you blind?

Ma Dongmei: I'm going to his mother's grave with Charlotte. You said all the beautiful things were rushed together.

1. Mermaid has no hair. Do you have hair? Do you have hair around you?

2. "The Richest Tomato" tells you that I am a billionaire and I have a showdown!

3. "Yue Guang Bao Box" fire cloud: People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they be one or two inches without a knife, completely naive! Prime Minister, don't you have an imperial doctor named Hua Tuo? Tell him to come out and give me two stitches!

Zhang Chi, let go of my wife.

5. Moonlight Box Ng Man Tat: It's all burned. Cut it off! Xingye: Crispy is a bit crisp, better than nothing!

6. "The richest tomato" must buy stocks conservatively. Look at those green lights. I bought them all. buy buy won't come again!

7. "The richest man in tomatoes" Wang Duoyu: Who still has dreams? I have a dream! B: I have dreams, too C: I have dreams too.

8. "Goodbye, Mr. Loser" My father's name is Ma Dong, but later I lost it, so my name is Ma Dongmei! Charlotte's father surnamed Xia, whose whereabouts are unknown, was later named Charlotte!

9. The richest man in tomatoes understands: Have you heard my story? Wang Duoyu: No, but your face is full of stories!

10. "domestic Lingling paint" star master: wow, you have grown so big. Come on, give me a hug.

Let's look at a few typical ones:

Ge You said at the banquet, "A talented artist! I am very pleased! " "I don't learn from him! Big country, sincere! " "You are the queen, you are the mother instrument, sleeping and pushing the quilt. Now you have a headache? " In fact, when Ge You said these lines, the audience wanted to laugh. The reason is that Ge You didn't optimize his lines, and he always warmed up slowly, which caused this situation. In fact, according to the dynasty at that time, these lines were too modern. If it were them, it wouldn't be like this Ge You and Ge You are still too careless.

In "king of comedy", Stephen Chow explained such a line with his own Yin Tianchou. "In fact, I am an actor;

Charlotte: Grandpa, the Ma Dongmei family lives in Room 322 upstairs, right?

Grandpa: What is a horse?

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.

Grandpa: Nothing.

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.

Grandpa: What about the horse?

Charlotte: OK, Grandpa, please calm down first.

Grandpa: OK.

A Chinese Odyssey:

Last night, I told you with a spider in my arms that I miss you very much, you know?

Do you need a reason to love someone?

Need it?

Don't you need it?

We can take the movie starring Stephen Chow as an example. In fact, there are many lines that are very meaningful. The lines themselves are not funny, but they are especially funny when Stephen Chow says them. I'll show you some.

King of comedy.

At this time, Stephen Chow pointed his index finger down, looked at each other and said, well, well, actually, I am an actor. This sentence itself is not funny, and it is a bit serious, but this is a person who is often looked down upon, has no job, and often doesn't even have a walk-on job. It's ridiculous to say it from his mouth. The more serious, the more ridiculous. There are many more like this.

Shaolin soccer.

Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

Actually, I'm also a member of the Wulin. Will you give me some face?

If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

The sun is going down soon, so do it as soon as you start. You may delay, but time will not.

A Chinese Odyssey

Last night, I told you with a spider in my arms that I miss you very much, you know?

Do you need a reason to love someone?

Need it?

Don't you need it?

In "king of comedy", Stephen Chow explained such a line with his own Yin Tianchou. "Actually, I am an actor." This is Yin Tianchou's helpless and tragic role. He can only prove himself with bitterness again and again. This sentence itself is not funny, even serious. But this line is said by an actor who is looked down upon and often has no job. How ridiculous! The more serious he is, the funnier he is.

Ge You said at the banquet, "Genius artist! I am very pleased! " "I don't learn from him! Big country, sincere! " "You are the queen, you are the mother instrument, sleeping and pushing the quilt. Now you have a headache? " In fact, when Ge You said these lines, the audience wanted to laugh. The reason is that Ge You didn't optimize his lines, and he always warmed up slowly, which caused this situation. In fact, according to the dynasty at that time, these lines were too modern. If it were them, it wouldn't be like this Ge You and Ge You are still too careless.

Then there is the classic American drama "Bankrupt Sisters", which is not only a drama with distinctive characters and many obstacles, but also a favorite of English teachers to learn oral English. The sentence inside is "I don't need dreams, dreams are the crap of the poor." Funny and thought-provoking at the same time.

In The Iron Fist of Shame, Shen Teng plays the deputy head of the shutter door of the Wulin Sect. As soon as the deputy head of the regiment appeared, he jumped to his feet and fell to his knees. Bottom line: the deputy head of the team didn't need help, and even solved the embarrassment at that time! ! !

This sentence comes from the new version of Water Margin. The word "sinking fish and falling geese" is generally used to describe the beauty of women, and it is also often used to describe stunning women like Shi and Zhao Jun. However, our powerful coach Lin has a beard and a fierce appearance. I really can't see where coach Lin is. I guess the fish was frightened and the geese were embarrassed.

"Pretender" Ming brothers have such a scene: Jin Dong: Do you dare to shoot?

Hugh: Do you think I'm afraid of shooting?

Jin Dong: You put the gun down.

Hugh: Why should I put it down?

Wang Kai: Put the gun down first.

Jin Dong: I let him go.

Oh, it's really an infinite loop mode. Brainwashing lines is like tongue twisters, which makes everyone look anxious. I said I was dizzy, while Hugh Wang Kai Jindong said that my heart was so tired. The majority of netizens: "Why not shoot?"

In Watching the Meteor Shower Together, Zheng Shuang said, "You took away my first kiss again." It's okay to say this sentence casually, but it's a big problem if you look closely. Zheng Shuang, how many first kisses did you have? Do you want to take it out for us to play with? This first kiss is enough, can you take it out every day and let others take it away? Oh, hey, this operation is really not simple.

I don't care if you are a man or a fox. This is really a beautiful love story. Even I'm going to be moved. Wait, Nani, director Dada, are you sure this is not a dog? This is obviously a Samoan dog. Not a fox, is it? Come on, you don't want to give 50 cents for special effects?

Sister, your grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old. In order to cheat this little brother, this lie is too big. Your grandfather is also an artist. He gave birth to a child at the age of nine. This operation is not simple.

I wonder if you have any classic funny lines worth sharing?

Odyssey Corp.

Tang Priest: People and goblins are born of mothers.

Tang Priest: Different people are fucking people.

Tang Priest: Magic is a fucking magic.

Niu Mowang: I can't stand it.

Niuyao committed suicide. Tang Priest turned to ask another Niu Mowang.

Tang Priest: What's your mother's name?

Niu Mowang: Ah. ...

Niu Mowang can't stand hanging!

Tang Priest: You are really good.

Happy new year, eldest brother and sister-in-law

Seeing this question made me think deeply for a long time. As a veteran film party, I have seen many things, and the most unforgettable thing is Huanzhugege. Among them, Xiao Jian's saying, "A flute and a sword make a journey through the rivers and lakes, and a pot of wine will be hated forever" is simple, but it is profound. ..

Secondly, it is Master Xing. In the dialogue of king of comedy, "If you don't go to work, you can support me" has become a representative word of people who dare not say love now, a joke, and who knows the sincerity after that joke? ...