Super funny jokes. What are some funny jokes and jokes?

1. In class, the teacher randomly called on a classmate: "Xiao Ming, stand up and tell me, if you want to identify the age of a hen, how should you identify it?"

"Teacher, I know! You can see the teeth!"

The teacher was confused: "Classmate Xiao Ming, hens don't have teeth."

Xiao Ming smiled happily: "Although hens don't Teeth, but I have teeth. My mother said that the ones with tender meat must be young hens, and the ones that are hard to chew must be old hens!"

2. One day, the son asked his father for a meal. For living expenses, the father gave his son a hundred yuan

The son pouted: "Dad, now that prices have increased, one hundred yuan is not enough."

"How can it be not enough?" Come on, it’s okay, I’ll take care of it.”

The father took away the one hundred yuan from his son, picked up the pen on the coffee table, drew a few flowers on the banknotes, and handed it to his son again and said: "Have you spent enough money now?"

3. As soon as my mother got home from get off work and she didn't even have slippers, she asked: "Has your dad come home?"

I was confused. Re replied smoothly: "You don't have eyes to see?"

"Yes, I can go home quickly." My mother said to me, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face.

4. I turned to look at my girlfriend and suddenly found an acne on her face, so I said: "Baby, you have a pimple on your face."

Female My friend said calmly: "What bag? Chanel or Gucci?"

5. My colleague has been single for a long time, and when he finally met the person he fell in love with, he quickly added WeChat.

After the verification was passed, the lady asked: Who are you?

In order to be cool, the colleague calmly replied: I am a passerby.

After hearing this, the young lady replied more calmly: Then let him go.

He was immediately blocked.

6. Straight men’s meticulous consideration can drive people crazy. When I went to his house to meet my parents for the first time, I felt inferior to myself because I would be too short if I took off my high heels, which would dissatisfy his parents.

He touched my head and said gently: "It's okay. I told them you can't take off your shoes because of your smelly feet."

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