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Mention the enemy of the Ming dynasty? 6? What was your first reaction?

When it comes to the Japanese pirates of the Ming Dynasty, I believe most people's first reaction is that these gangsters are all Japanese! In fact, we are wrong to think so. As long as a few of the "Japanese pirates" are Japanese pirates, most of them are from China. Now, they are traitors!

"The True Story of Japan in Ming Dynasty" said: "About three out of ten Japanese are true, and seven out of ten are Japanese". "A Story of Jiajing" also said: "Cover the Jiangnan Marine Police, accounting for 13 days, and China betrayed 17." This is the official statement about "the enemy" during the Jiajing period-the enemy accounts for three tenths, the enemy accounts for seven tenths, and the enemy is dominant. This is the highest estimate of real Japanese in history books, and other documents have lower estimates. For example, Zheng Xiao, assistant minister of the Ministry of War in the Ming Dynasty, said: "Generally speaking, all thieves are from China, and Japanese slaves are straight men." According to a Kunshan person who was captured by the Japanese for more than 50 days, "there were about 200 people on board, and the so-called Japanese were only a dozen people."

Tu Zhonglu, an imperial envoy of Huguang Road in Nanjing, once told the emperor that the source of Japanese invasion was that mainland "traitors" wanted to do business with Fanbang. Although known as the enemy, "there are many people who form a family." General Wang, who was present to suppress the Japanese army? Hey? What is the screening rate of silkworm? Hey? What? A hundred pens must be forged and rotated, plus evil tricks? Is the fragile target closed? International diving is actually playing? What's the matter with you? ⑿ Hub depth? ⑿ Haifeng, Xu, Zhangzhou Shen Nanshan, Li Xiyue, Quanzhou Hong Chaojian, etc. Another famous Japanese expert, Hu Zongxian, compiled a book "Compilation of Charts" on the basis of actual inquiries and visits, which listed fourteen powerful "Japanese pirates", all of whom came from China. That is to say, outside the so-called "enemy", China people not only occupy a relative disadvantage in number, but also hold the leadership tightly.

In fact, the title of "enemy" has caused a lot of controversy during Jiajing period. Wan Biao, a junior general in the front line of the Anti-Japanese War, was very dissatisfied with the practice of "talking about the enemy" everywhere. Wan Biao said: The sons and nephews of thieves Wang Zhi and Xu Bixi both lived in Hangzhou and other places and escaped the French Open; Wang Zhi and other thieves poisoned people everywhere, but local officials repeatedly reported that this was an invasion by "Japanese pirates", which was a real cover-up. Xue Wei, the county magistrate of Cixi County, Zhejiang Province? What's wrong with leeks? 100% guaranteed Invade the heart and tear t? Beer: tons of fermented glutinous rice, fermented glutinous rice, fermented glutinous rice, fermented glutinous rice, and fermented glutinous rice. Hey? Is it beautiful? Song? What about the drought? A mansion? /p & gt;

Therefore, most of the so-called "Japanese pirates" who disturb the inland areas are really pirates from China. They colluded with Japanese pirates to plunder and persecute their compatriots. They are real traitors!

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