Who has a classic and funny joke?

Who has never died since ancient times?

Just during the Chinese class...

"Classmate! There is a poem that goes: 'Who has never died since ancient times?' Take the next sentence! ”

Poor classmate A doesn’t usually study hard, how could he possibly know?

But I only saw him replying calmly: "Who has no shit in life since ancient times, and who doesn't use paper for defecation?"

After the next semester, there will be no trace of classmate A again. ...

But the next year, the student and the teacher met again!

During class, the teacher asked the same question again.

"Classmate! There is a poem that says: 'Who has never died in life since ancient times?' You take the next sentence!"

This time, the student learned wisely and said slowly:

"Since ancient times, who has no shit in life?

Who can defecate without paper?

If you don't use toilet paper,

unless you use your fingers ."

After hearing this, the teacher was very angry!

But he couldn't show it, so he could only coldly tell the student to stand.

Then the teacher saw the heavy snow falling outside the window and said with emotion:

"It snows but not rains.

Snow turns to rain when it hits the ground.

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It’s so troublesome when it rains,

Why didn’t it rain in the first place?”

Before the words were finished, the student who was punished by standing still replied to the teacher with emotion:

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"Teacher eats rice but not poop.

When the meal is eaten, it turns into poop.

It is troublesome when it turns into poop.

Why Didn’t you eat shit at first?”

Teacher: “…#@$%&”