A joke: Look at you, penniless, how to be a man?

A monkey reported to Yan after his death. When he saw the king of Yan, he begged him to be reincarnated. The Yan replied, "If you want to be a human being, you must pull out all your hair.

Say that finish, let the hag pull out the monkey's hair before pulling out one. The monkey can't stand the pain, so he quickly told the hag to stop.

Yan laughed and said, beast, look at you, penniless. How can you be a man?

So the monkey didn't become a man, but a goose.

One day, the owner of the goose gave a banquet and invited a private school teacher, so he slaughtered the goose and made a delicious red roast goose.

After three rounds of wine, the teacher pointed to the plate of red roast goose and told the owner that it would be a long time before we could meet again, so there should be no such rich banquet in the future. We only need this dish every day. Everything else is vegetarian. No need.