I'm reserved. How can I reply humorously?

You can answer: it depends on who is right, or if I am not reserved, there is no one in the world who is more reserved than me. People ask you why you have a reserved reply (1). Rhetorical question is a common way to jump out of the trap of the other party. Those politicians like to play this old trick during the US presidential election. In fact, the essence is still "broken frame." The other party designs a frame, and instead of jumping in, you throw her a new frame. Some questions give you two choices on the surface, but in fact they don't give you a chance to choose. Whichever answer you choose is a trap. Just like the alternative questioning method in marketing: "Do you want one tea egg or two?" The girl asked an embarrassing question: "If your mother and I both fell into the water, who would you save first?" You can ask, "If your father and I both fall into the water, who will you save first?" (2) Replace "I …" with "you …" Any question that makes you feel embarrassed is because you try to answer with "I …". If you jump out of the circle and turn "my question" into "your question", you won't feel embarrassed and difficult to answer. "I" refers to myself, not defense. Answering questions with "I ..." is an excuse to make you look weak and make it worse. "You" means pointing at each other, not attacking. Answer the question with "You …", aggressive, tit for tat, strong and confident! For example, if you talk to a girl and say you want to know her, she asks, "Why?" If we use "I …", we can think of the answer as "I think you are beautiful …" "I fell in love with you at first sight …" "I'm not a bad person, so what does it matter if I know you?" None of these answers are strong. There is a classic answer: "because you don't look like a bad person." For another example, you sent a text message to a girl you met, and she didn't remember. She texted back: "Who are you?" If you answer with "I ...", "I was Ayue who accosted you that day ..." "I was the handsome guy who asked you for your number at the mall!" They're all vulgar. If you use "you …", you should answer "Haha, it seems that you have left so many numbers for so many boys that I can't remember who I am." (3) Long-winded answers. Funnily enough, long-winded answers will make you look different. Just like the confession in A Chinese Odyssey: "There was a sincere love in front of me ..." The girl asked you: "Why did you come to talk to me at that time?" The short answer is: "I felt it the first time I saw you." Or ridicule: "I also regret the impulse of that day." But if you are a little wordy, you can start telling the story of Haruki Murakami 100% girl, which is sensational, romantic and wordy ... After you finish, you should meditate for a long time and don't look the girl in the eye. When you turn your head again, you suddenly find the girl in tears. I am very reserved about how to reply humorously. 2. How to reply humorously to girls' questions 1. Woman: Your jokes are not funny at all, okay? The wind blows: it is also an ability to make jokes so funny! 2. Female: Sorry, I still like my ex-boyfriend after so long ~ Harlan: It's normal, just get used to it. Every time I cut my hair, I like it first and then I cut it! 3. Woman: I actually like women ~ Xu: What a coincidence? I like women too! 4. W: I really want to travel to Tibet! X Jingming: What's the hurry? We'll go after the baby is born! 5. W: Hehe, let's be friends. It is always difficult to do things with too much purpose. Maybe I will meet the right person at some point. This thing is really hard to say! Yesorno: If you are a local tyrant, I will be your friend. 6. W: What would you do if a girl who is more beautiful than me said that she likes you? Tell the truth! X Jingming: You are so abnormal! How can there be a more beautiful girl than you in this world? 7. Woman: Hehe ~ Today, a handsome guy accosted me on the road ~ Harlan: Finally, someone knows the goods! Otherwise, I will doubt my own vision! 8. Female: I don't think you have the good feelings of boyfriend and girlfriend ~ ~ Xu: It has come to this point ~ It seems that you can only get married ~ 9. Female: My sister just fell in love, and she felt particularly annoyed with the person she talked to, and then said: I am already very tired and don't want to fall in love! Forget it if you lose: I just appreciate your character. Talk to me. 10, female: How many women have you had sex with? Big faint in the city: ah, you want to confiscate the tools of crime? 1 1, female: Don't flatter yourself, okay? I don't want to be sentimental about you, but I just can't help it. 1+11+1:Dear, you are naughty again. How could you steal my lines? ! 12, female: Can you be modest? X Jingming: I have always kept a low profile. I only make public in front of you because I want to attract you to like me! 13, female: Tomorrow is my birthday, it's your call ~ ~ Huahua: Well, I'll do it for you tomorrow ~ 14, female: Your Mandarin is terrible! Shy and simple boy: Because I am not an ordinary person, I can't speak Mandarin. 15, female: I really like LV's bag ~ shy and simple boy: Yes, I like it too. Why don't you sell it to me and I promise myself? 16, female: What do you think you are better than others? Shy and simple boy: low-key, low-key, talking too much, stuck by other girls! 17, female: Didn't you say to see the scenery? Why don't I see anything ~~ X Jingming: Look into my eyes, which has the most beautiful scenery in the whole world! 18, female: I have never treated you like a man ~ Bai: Don't think that this will bring us closer! 19, female: Are you so kind to all women? X Jingming: If all women are as good as you, I think I will! 20. Woman: You are so ugly. You are so ugly! I am very reserved. How to reply humorously? 3. How to respond humorously to girls' words? The first kind of girl said, Oh, I'm so tired recently. You can say: Your Majesty, as long as you give the order, your boss will be hammered to death in a few minutes. The second kind of girl said, hey, I'm in a bad mood today. You can stay with me. You should say yes at this time, except sleeping, eating and chatting. The third kind of girl said: Hey, I'm a slow-heating person, and I'm not good at talking. At this point, you can say it's okay. I won't eat you as long as you are not hot. The fourth way: for example, when winter comes, say, Oh, it's so cold. Don't say put on more clothes at this time. You could say that. I'll give you a hot spot. Let's watch a martial arts movie, practice martial arts and warm up, and then make a bad expression perfect. Fifth: you have something on your head and then you help her take it off. If she doesn't walk away sensitively, hold hands. Sixth: Take her to some high and low places. For example, when taking pictures, take her to some high rocks. After the trouble, you go up first, and then reach back to pull her. Seventh: When crossing the road or going up the steps, gently grab her cuff or wrist and tell her that so many people don't owe you anything. Eighth: Hey! Your palm print is so strange. Let me see. What line is this? It should be an idiot line. At this time, nine times out of ten, girls will punch you in the chest with their small fists. Oh, I hate it. Ninth, when two people walk together, you'd better answer the phone again and hold the girl's hand naturally, so that others will think you are killing time comfortably. So what should I do without a phone at this time? Won't you set an alarm clock for yourself or ask your good friend to call you for help?