Brainstorming and answers

Brainstorming and Answers 1 Yingying went to kindergarten to attend classes, and the teacher began to teach the children simple mathematical calculations.

On this day, Yingying went home and asked her mother, "I have two questions. Can you work it out? "

"Can you still confuse me by learning that little thing?" Mother thought for a moment, but pretended to be modest and said, "You can go out."

"Let's start with a simple one. From one to nine, which three numbers add up to the largest? " Yingying asks questions.

"It must be 7, 8, 9." Mom said it without calling her son.

"The correct answer! Mom is so clever. Can I give you another complicated line? " Yingying asked her mother again.

"ok!" Mother was still immersed in the happiness that her daughter had just praised, so she agreed happily.

"Which three animals are the tallest together?" Yingying has another question.

"Elephants, giraffes, camels." Mother chose three animals that she thought were very tall among the animals she knew.

"Wrong answer!" Yingying didn't praise her mother this time.

Listening to her daughter's judgment on her fault, my mother couldn't help wondering, "My daughter can't use dinosaurs, can she?" That's the biggest animal on earth, but it's extinct. "So she asked her daughter curiously," What three animals do you think it should be? "

"Tell you the truth: it's a pig, a female wolf and a wasp!" Yingying told her mother with a smile.

"You lie, how can these three animals compare with elephants, giraffes and camels?" Mom refuses to accept it.

"You read the three animals I said one by one." Yingying reminds her mother.

"Pig-female wolf-wasp." Mother read aloud.

"read quickly." Yingying said again.

"Mother pig, wolf and wasp." My mother quickly watched it again and suddenly realized that her daughter had played a brain teaser with herself.

Brainstorm answer 2 What kind of official can't give orders, but always smiles at others?

Answer: Xin Langguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?

A: He swears every day.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.

Xiao Ming is nearsighted, but he is still blurred with glasses. Why?

Answer: Because he wears glasses without lenses.

The mute is riding on Daniel. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass?

Answer: Because Daniel is human.

Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why?

Answer: Foreigners don't understand English.

What is the best way not to get carsick?

Answer: Walk.

Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible?

Answer: I played house games.

Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why?

Answer: Because Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty.

"Innate" is the constitution inherited by parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"?

Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.

What don't people like to eat?

Answer: of course, it is a loss.

Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter?

Answer: Because you walk too slowly.

Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower?

Answer: A flower with butterflies dancing on it is a flower.

Which organ do thieves fear most?

A: Public security organs.

What is the prisoner's favorite way to die?

Answer: die of old age

Eight birds were standing in the tree, and one was shot dead. How many birds are left?

Answer: A dead bird.

Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?

Answer: pedestrians

Who does the male hairdresser like least?

Answer: Bald head.

Polar bears eat meat. Why doesn't it eat penguins?

Answer: No.

Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but what about beauty?

Answer: Gum.

Is there any way to find the lost thumbtack right away?

Answer: Barefoot.

Old Zhan keeps a dog, starting with Yu. Why are there no fleas on dogs?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies …

Scissors. Rock and roll. Paper! Miss city gives cloth, miss go gives stone, why miss go is A?

A: Because I went to (4) and hit the girl in the face.

~ how can I have both?

Answer: keep a bear that can only catch ~

Dr. J is swimming in the swimming pool, swimming. Why does the water suddenly get deeper?

Answer: Someone peed.

Accidentally drowning, what if there are others nearby?

Answer: Drink up the water.

What kind of bucket will never be full?

Answer: the toilet

What will make people above happy and people below happy?

Answer: Concert.

When you take a bath in the bathroom, you should take off your clothes first. Are you pants?

Answer: It is better to close the door first.

Brainstorm and answer 3 1 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is called Da Mao, the second son is called Er Mao, and what are the names of the third son? Xiao Ming, of course.

What kind of person will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

What hat can't I wear? ● Nut

What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear

What water will never be used up? ● Tears

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short.

Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? ● CD

Brainstorm and answer 4 1. Shortly after the accident, the first police arrived at the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What's going on here? Answer: This is a blood donation car.

If you have the opportunity to immigrate, you will definitely not go to any country to answer: heaven.

Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When resting, he tied the dog to a tree by the roadside with a rice rope and put the bone a few meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why? Answer: When the dog is at the other end of the tree and the bone is at this end, they are meters apart.

4. In today's society, what do most self-employed people live on? Answer: with your mouth.

5. Where do I pay for the call? Answer: Call.

6. Two people from south to north, one carrying a burden and the other carrying a backpack, walked across the wooden bridge without making any noise, but no one gave way. Why? Answer: South and north are in the same direction. Of course, they can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

7. What cloth keeps cutting? Answer: Waterfalls.

I can't do light work, but it won't break when I step on an egg. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

9. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.

10. A person is locked in a closed room with only one door, but he can't open it. How can he go out? Answer: Push the door open.

Brainstorm and answer 5 1. A Dai drove to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way, but why can't he reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank sheet of paper.

3. Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they tell the winner from the loser after playing for two days? A: I want both scissors.

4. What animal do you see first when you enter the zoo? Answer: people

Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? Answer: There is a power failure.

6. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Answer: It's three grandparents and grandchildren.

Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win in the first place? Answer: Kangaroo fouls both feet.

8. A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? Answer: He is taking a bath.

9. When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor just put up a finger and the family cried. What is the reason? Answer: three long and two short.

10. Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although she comes home early every day, her wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He didn't go home until morning.

1 1. There is a monkey crouching on a roadside pole. When the driver Xiao Li saw it, he immediately stopped the car. Why? Answer: He regarded the monkey's ass as a red light.

12. I can't buy any books in the bookstore. Answer: suicide note.

13. What hat can't be worn A: Nuts.

14. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? Answer: The driver didn't drive.

15. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? Answer: Eat chicken and recognize the hen as tender.

16. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What is the reason? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

17. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: Boxing and drinking.

18. A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back. Why? A: He is blind in one eye.

19. What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-ray.

20. The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now? Answer: repair the clock.

Brainstorm and answer 6 1. Why do tigers fight until they die? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

2. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer

3. Dayong said that he was familiar with all the teachers in the school, and he could go anywhere in the school, but Han provided that there was one place that he could never go in. What is that place? Answer: change to a bigger car and enter the classroom.

4. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: Because walking is too slow.

5. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: suicide note

6. There is a small round hole with a diameter of only cm, but an object with a volume of cubic meters can pass through this hole smoothly. What is this? Answer: water.

7. What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: Batman wears underwear inside and Superman wears underwear outside.

8. Kindergarten is over, but none of the children go out from the gate. What happened? Answer: Please take the side door for gate maintenance.

9. Where did the wicked people leave you alone and have to live with you? Answer: heaven

10. There is a kind of chess with only two pieces. Do you know what this is? Answer: Go, only black and not white.

1 1. What fills a room and people can move freely? Answer: air and light.

12. There is something that buyers know, sellers know, and only users don't know. What is this? Answer: coffin

13. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is called heavy hair, the second son is called two hairs, and what is the third son's name? Answer: Xiao Ming

14. Who is always afraid of taking a bath? Answer: clay figurine

15. What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: the exam is "zero".

16. What must everyone do seriously every day? Go to sleep.

17. What's the use of egg shells? Answer: It contains egg white and egg yolk.

18. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer: barber

19. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? Answer: Walk barefoot.

20. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? Answer: Penguin

Question 7: What is the most effective way to increase intelligence?

Analysis: it means that you will become smart after eating a loss. Eat more losses and you will soon become smarter.

Answer: You gain wisdom by eating a pit.

Question: What hat can't I wear?

Analysis: Wearing a screw cap will kill people.

Answer: screw cover

Topic: Why don't some fruit trees produce an apple after growing for more than ten years?

Analysis: How can an apple be an apple tree?

Answer: That's not an apple tree.

Topic: What is the same as you but has no weight?

The brain can turn quickly: the only thing that looks like you is your own shadow, which has no weight.

Answer: Your shadow.

Topic: What has a head but no neck, wings but no feet?

Analysis: Fish is the oldest vertebrate, belonging to Vertebrate Subfamily of Chordata. They inhabit almost all aquatic environments on earth-freshwater lakes, rivers, saltwater seas and oceans.

Answer: fish.

Topic: Who died in the coffin to save face?

Analysis: Saving face can be understood as dressing up your face. The general method is to rub rouge powder.

Answer: people who paint rouge.

Question: Why do people with money and knowledge emigrate now, and why do those of us who have no money and no knowledge stay?

Analysis: Because we understand that poverty cannot be removed.

Answer: Mencius said: poverty can't move!

A sharp turn in the brain: Who lives a knife-edge life every day?

Analysis of brain meridian sharp turn: This is related to a sport, which cannot be carried out in southern China. It is very fast and an exciting sport.

Answer: Skaters (including speed skating and flower skating)

Topic: What bird should be tied with a rope and not afraid of the wind and rain?

Analysis: It looks like a bird and needs long lines and strong winds to fly in the air. Once it rains, it will get wet and fall.

Answer: kites

Topic: What is born in the mountains and the same color, and is green and red when soaked in water?

Analysis: It is the buds and tender leaves of tea trees, which grow in the mountains and are mostly green. After picking the sun-dried tea leaves, the tea leaves soaked in water are either turquoise or red.

Answer: tea.

Title: What animal made a room without windows?

Analysis: Silkworms spin silk into cocoons and wrap themselves up without gaps, just like living in a house without windows.

Answer: Silkworm.

Question: Who hates sleeping on his back?

Analysis: Sleeping on your back is a leisurely sleeping position, but for people with back disabilities, sleeping on your back is very difficult and uncomfortable.

Answer: hunchback

Topic: What animal is the most like a mother and can't live without a needle and thread?

Analysis: Needles and threads are mostly used in textiles. This animal is a medium-sized owl of the genus Vega and one of the important singing insects. It is large, with a body length of about 50~70 mm and various colors. Nicknames: Tongzi Niang, Screw Niang, Textile Lang.

Answer: Weaver Girl.

Brainstorm question: Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?

Analysis of brain turn: In chess, horses can play against elephants.

Answer: They are playing chess.

Brain turn question: Why do exultation and laziness look so young?

Analysis of brain sharp turn: Because jubilant and lazy are two sheep, the homonym is too young.

Answer: Because they are two sheep.

A brain teaser: What smells better when frozen?

Analysis of brain sharp turn: This product is a kind of refrigeration equipment to keep a constant low temperature, and it is also a civil product to keep food or other items at a constant low temperature. It can be used to keep food fresh and make frozen products.

Answer: Ice fragrance (box)

Brainstorming: Who is the child of the Red Bean Family?

Analysis of brain sharp turn: When those red berries come in spring, they come from Wang Wei's Acacia. The full text is: When those red berries come in spring, they flush on your southern branches. People who want to miss them collect more, and Mix red beans have attracted people's attention.

Answer: South China.

Brainstorm and answer 8 1. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year?

Answer: March 30th every year.

2. A bull and a cow, guess three words?

Answer: Two cows.

3. When is1+2 not equal to 3?

A: When the calculation is wrong.

4. What is the name of the painter's apprentice?

Answer: a lecherous

5. When does the clock ring 13?

A: Bad times.

6. What goes up and never falls down?

Answer: age.

7. A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff. Why did he suddenly stop and walk back?

Answer: One eye is blind.

8. Why don't hooligans want money by car?

Answer: police car.

9. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why?

Answer: Penguin.

10, what does the maker know, the buyer knows, the seller knows and the user doesn't know?

Answer: coffin

1 1. Who makes money by luck every day?

Answer: gas workers.

12. What do you want to pay for when someone invites you to dinner?

Answer: go to court.

13. How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high?

Answer: starve to death.

14, a place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange?

Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.

15, Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it?

Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

Eight advantages of brain teasers

1. Develop intelligence

2. Activate brain cells and let the brain get exercise.

Improve your imagination.

4. Prevention of Alzheimer's disease

5. Active atmosphere (a good brain teaser can pull two people apart)

6. Expand your knowledge (many of them are with allusions)

7. Improve your sense of humor (you can add it to informal speeches).

8. Break the inertia thinking [1] (different opinions are possible)

Brainstorm. origin

Brainstorming originated in ancient India. Brainstorming is a series of complete comic jokes published by the culture of the times on 1989 12.06, which changed from the comic question on the previous page to the unexpected answer after flipping through it. At that time, there was a social craze in Taiwan Province Province, and all the streets and alleys were asking each other brain teasers, which evolved into a pattern of cold jokes and was later introduced to Chinese mainland.

Classification of brain teasers

Brainstorming has a wide range of categories, including classics, puzzles, jokes, satire, mathematics, adults, English, all mankind, cold jokes and so on.

Brainstorm and answer 9 1. Xiao Ming is Gao's son, but Xiao Ming refuses to call him Dad. Why? Answer: Because Gao is Xiaoming's mother.

The Chiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second and the third. Who has the hottest body? Answer: The eldest daughter is still hot because of ginger.

Amin, a soldier who moved to Mazu, applied to return to Taiwan on the grounds that his girlfriend was about to give birth. Why was it not approved? A: Because Ma Ming has been in Azuyi for more than a year and has never been back to Taiwan Province.

A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

5. Which family has the largest population? -Answer: Country

6. A Qiang and Ayan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass. Please guess their cause of death? Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish.

7. There is a woman in a swimsuit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this? Answer: She walks backwards.

8. If the little match girl is reincarnated into modern times, what is she most likely to become? Answer: Who still sells lighters for betel nut beauty?

9. The motorcycle travels north at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour. There is an easterly wind of 20 kilometers per hour. In which direction does the motorcycle smoke blow? Answer: There is no smoke in the tram.

10. What do you fear most when jumping out of the plane? Answer: I forgot my parachute.

1 1. The teacher wrote a composition entitled "If I were the chairman", and all the students were writing carefully. Why didn't Xiao Qiang start working? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.

12. If the little match girl is reincarnated into modern times, what is she most likely to become? Answer: Who still sells lighters for betel nut beauty?

13. It's hard to lick, and it's hard to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first-answer: teeth.

14. On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair shawl and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: There is a transparent glass window in the middle.

15. Fat boy looks like his family, but everyone says that Fat boy is not their child. Why? Answer: Because he is the father.

16. Why did Ah Fu and Amin, who were on vacation in the camp, hide in the dormitory and get bloody? Answer: squeeze each other's acne

17. Why do some people say that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"? Answer: Because love makes people blind.

18. After Zhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than on a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.

19. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? -Answer: Copyright page

20. Since ancient times, men have claimed that women are a disaster, but why do men still want to marry women? Answer: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

2 1. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.

22. Anne's doctor boyfriend is away on business for a year and writes a love letter to Anne every two days. How many love letters will Anne receive in two months? Answer: No. He is too lazy to send anything.

23. When it comes to festivals, everyone is very sad. Answer: Umbrella Festival

24. Why does Xiaoming refuse to use the word "while" to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say that you can't do two things at the same time?

25. In Walk with Me, what happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies? Answer: I gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars.

26. What is it to draw a pig with silver powder and bring it to the stage? -Answer: Zhuge Liang (bright pigskin)

27. Why don't rabbits eat grass near their nests? Answer: If the rabbit eats grass near its nest, there is nothing to hide in its nest.

28. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? Answer: Walk barefoot.

29. It's hard to lick, and it's hard to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first-answer: teeth.

On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: There is a transparent glass window in the middle.

3 1. The fat man looks like his family, but everyone says that the fat man is not their child. Why? Answer: Because he is the father.

32. Why did Ah Fu and Amin, who were on vacation in the camp, hide in the dormitory but get bloody? Answer: squeeze each other's acne

33. The final exam results came down, with an average of zero in all four subjects. The teacher said that compared with some students, one thing is worthy of praise. What does the teacher mean? Answer: Pingping didn't cheat.

34. If the child is the pillar of the country's future, what is the worm in the child's stomach? Answer: the pillar of a moth, of course.

35. Cao Lan stopped a taxi by the side of the road. When she got into the taxi, she was immediately kicked out by the driver. Why? Answer: Because the driver asked him where he was going, she said she wouldn't tell you.

Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will be like in the future. Why is May the only exception? Answer: She hasn't remembered what her father looks like.

37. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: beautiful women are unlucky.

38. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: Not dumb.

39. Cucumber got up early in the morning and saw many bodies lying on the ground. Why doesn't he care or be afraid? Answer: It was yesterday. After he sprayed insecticide, all the cockroaches died this morning.

40. Why do some people say that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"? Answer: Because love makes people blind.

4 1. After Zhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than on a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.

42. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? -Answer: Copyright page

43. Since ancient times, men have claimed that women are a disaster, but why do men still want to marry women? Answer: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

44. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.

45. Anne's doctor boyfriend is away on business for a year and writes a love letter to Anne every two days. How many love letters will Anne receive in two months? Answer: No. He is too lazy to send anything.

46. "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? Answer: Tomorrow's tomorrow.

47. How can we make people feel excited? -Answer: alive

48. What's the difference between climbing a mountain and swallowing pills? Answer: one is too difficult to get on and the other is too difficult to get off.

49. The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Xiaodong cut the earthworm vertically.

50. The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer it. What happened? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement.

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