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Ugly duckling fairy tale: fox and duck

One year, the fox and the duck became good friends. The fox thought, "when I am hungry, ducks can be my food;" When I am full, ducks are my friends. On the other hand, the duck has another plan: "The fox is very clever, and I can learn a lot from him." "If one day the fox cheats me, I will break up with him."

One day, the fox looked for food everywhere and was really hungry. He caught the duck. The duck asks the fox, "I am your friend." Not afraid of being laughed at? "

"Yes, duck, you used to be my friend, but now I have plenty of friends. They advised me to eat you because you have three major crimes! "

"what! Three major crimes? " The duck was puzzled for a while.

"First, your cry is too ugly, xia-xia-xia! It makes everyone restless all day; Second, as a friend, your position is not firm, even swinging from side to side; Third, our toes are all separated, but your toes are all connected ... "The fox gushed.

After hearing the fox's verdict, the duck said, "well, friend, I admit that I am guilty." But I have a request. For the sake of friends, please allow me to pray for myself before I die. "

The fox agreed to the duck's request, and as soon as his paws were released, the duck took the opportunity to spread his wings and kick his feet hard, and flew into the pond "quack-quack-quack-quack".