Historical joke: Ming Wuzong actually robbed the credit minister?

The active manager Wu has a dream. He wants to take a trip to the frontier fortress and feel the swords and shadows on the battlefield. Ministers were dumbfounded when they knew. They remembered the history of Ming Yingzong's personal expedition. They were defeated and captured, and the Ming Dynasty almost perished. Ministers wrote to dissuade them one by one, but the emperor just ignored them.

In the 12th year of Germany, Wu Zong sneaked out of Deshengmen and came to Juyongguan with Jiang Bin, a military commander, and Qian Ning, a eunuch. Fortunately, Zhang Qin was a straight man in this Juyongguan patrol. He fought to the death and sat at the gate without turning on the switch for the emperor. He delayed his efforts and officials in Beijing caught up with him. Say good or bad, and finally invite grandpa back.

Yes, please come back. The patrol heart is not dead. After waiting quietly for half a month, one day Zhang Qin was not on a business trip in Juyongguan. No one dared to stop him this time since he hurried to the official boat. He finally got his wish and came to Fuxuan, a border town. Wu Zong's creativity in playing has surpassed that of Ming monarchs, tyrants and bad monarchs in previous dynasties. He first gave himself a new name "Zhu Shou", and then in the name of the emperor added Zhu Shou as "the military commander in chief, the mighty general, and the duke of Zhen". This is an international joke with princes. He is the only one who regards himself as the emperor of the company commanders throughout the ages.

General Wu didn't leave in vain. He personally led the army against the Mongols. As for the result of this war, historical records show that 16 Tatars were killed and 52 Ming troops were killed. Of course, this result is likely to be deliberately invented by literati in order to prove the absurdity of the emperor and revenge for being teased. Because of this battle known as "Yingzhou Victory" in history, more than 65,438+10,000 soldiers from both sides participated in the war. Even if they touched it casually, there would be no such casualties.

The records of the war were tampered with by civil servants after the death of Wu Zong. Just after the battle, when the emperor returned home in triumph, ministers still gave him a grand welcome. Only the emperor ordered that it was Zhu Shou who won the battle, not Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao. This made the minister very worried. When meeting, he could not be called "emperor", but he was afraid to say "general". That kind of embarrassment is beyond our imagination.

In the view of ministers, the emperor fought a battle in the frontier fortress, and it was time to stop. But Wu Zong's new idea came soon: I want to make a southern tour. Just when he couldn't find the reason to go south, there was news that Wang Ning had rebelled in Nanchang. Since then, letters have been issued and personal expedition has been used. To Wu Zong's disappointment, as soon as his army left Beijing, the good news reached Nanchang: Nanchang Governor Wang Shouren spent 40 days suppressing the rebellion in Wang Ning. Now that I think about it, I'm finally out. I can't just go home. So he played a joke on the princes, buckled the good news and moved on! It took Wu Zong four months to travel all the way to Nanjing.

This is the famous Yang, who also played the absurd emperor. When the emperor arrived, he wrote another good news, saying that "the general made a counterinsurgency" and left this great achievement to Zhu Shou. I don't want Mr. Wu to feel unfinished. This credit is too easy. He ordered the soldiers to form a square outside the city and put the prisoners in it. Since Wu Zong was well dressed, he once again led troops to "defeat" these prisoners and personally captured Wang Ning.

Of course, this is just an episode in his life, and there are many stories he talks nonsense about.