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Refer to ten classic bedtime stories
Classic bedtime stories 1
One day, when I graduated from animal university, the little monkey shouted loudly in the class. I saw the little monkey standing on the desk with a serious face and confidently saying to the whole class, "Now that I have graduated from college, I am so smart that I will definitely find a job." When the classmates get together, just wait and see the new star, little monkey! "
After school, the little monkey jumped into the "animal work organization". The manager of the pig introduced three jobs to the little monkey and said, "The little monkey, the fruit shop and the swimming pool are in urgent need of employees now. Try it!" The little monkey listened and said, "OK, thanks." Then I went to look for a job.
The little monkey came to the fruit shop, and the manager, the big black bear, greeted him. The little monkey casually said, "I'm here to apply for a job as a fruit shop assistant." When the big black bear saw an animal coming to apply for a job, he said, "Great, I'll give you a probation period. Come and check at night and do a good job." The little monkey looked at the back of the big black bear and thought, Come on. The little monkey said so, but he didn't think so in his heart. Looking at the crystal-clear grapes, crescent-shaped bananas and watery peaches, the little monkey suddenly felt hungry and rushed up to eat fruit with lightning speed. Soon, the fruit in the fruit shop was empty. In the evening, the black bear came back and saw that all the fruits were gone. He thought it was all sold out and was in high spirits. He asked the little monkey, "Well done. How much did Yi * * collect? " The big black bear is quite big, and the little monkey burps and prevaricates: "0...0 yuan" and "What, 0 yuan!" The big black bear shouted, "You opened it again-demolished it!" " The little monkey said indignantly, "If you fire me, I will fire you. I was born to be useful. I will definitely find a job. "
The little monkey went to be a swimming coach. My brother saw him wearing a police mobile unit and a pair of swimming trunks. He rested his hands on his hips and said to the students, "You, you, you all jump." Stunned, the students finally spit out a sentence: "Old … teacher, you have to demonstrate before we can swim!" " The little monkey stepped back and said, "I ... I'm a teacher, so you have to listen to me." Jump when I tell you to. " The students picked up their "confused coach" and threw it into the water. The little monkey struggled desperately on the water. Just as the director of the swimming pool saw this scene, he fired the little monkey. The little monkey said gloomily, "What's the big deal if you don't teach?" I was born useful, and I will definitely find a job. "
A few months later, the little monkey who failed in his work disappeared. Until a week later, a group of circuses came to the animal community. There are elephant fountains, tigers jumping on fire rings, gorillas doing arithmetic ... these are not as good as little monkeys standing on bamboo poles. I saw several thin threads put together, one ten meters away from the other, and a bunch of golden light shone on a little monkey. I stood on the first bamboo pole in the blink of an eye. The audience blinked. What a small monkey! Now he has become a heartthrob superstar.
The circus star, the new idol of the people in the animal area-the little monkey.
Classic bedtime story 2
As we all know, Zhu Bajie became a "net altar messenger" after learning Buddhist scriptures from the West with Tang Priest and his party. You don't have to worry about food, clothing, housing and transportation every day, but you can get a little reward, just like living in a paradise on earth. But most of the tributes are vegetarian dishes, and there is not enough Qian Duan meat. Bajie is impatient.
One day, Pig Bajie had a whim and wanted to open a clothing store as the boss. How's it going? After discussion, Wukong agreed. Wukong helped Bajie borrow 2 million yuan from the bank first, and Bajie rented a big shop in Wuhan Square, and then went to purchase goods.
Of course, this store also has some clothes with special shapes. Bajie chose one himself first, because "the moon comes first by being close to the water". On the first day of opening, it attracted many people, because on the first day of opening, according to Wukong, the whole fashion was only 100 yuan. In fact, all the clothes were bought by Bajie for fifteen yuan. Bajie couldn't help dancing and laughing at the thought that he would soon become a millionaire. The shop is crowded with people, fat and thin, but there are no beautiful women. According to Wukong, "Bajie opened a shop and led countless beautiful women away!" On the first day when Bajie opened the store, he only earned 100 yuan, because many people saw the image of the owner Bajie and thought, how good can it be? I left my clothes in a hurry and left.
Bajie wants to hire a waiter, but even if it costs 10 thousand yuan a day, no beautiful woman wants to be a waiter here. And if they pay 10 thousand yuan a day, they can't even earn back the cost. Looking at the street, there are all beautiful women. Why are there no beautiful women to be decent waiters?
It never rains but it pours. The next day, someone from the industrial and commercial bureau came to the door and said that selling fake goods would be fined 10 thousand yuan. The more Bajie thinks about it, the more he regrets it. Now he remembered it again. If life is full of delicious food, why do you have to be rich? Now that I think about it, he still wants to be his carefree "net altar messenger"
He didn't consult with the Monkey King this time. It took him five days and five nights to complete all the formalities, and he successfully returned to the post of "net altar messenger" who can rest assured of eating and drinking. ...
Classic bedtime story 3
There are two small ants, one is called loud voice and the other is called small mouth. They are determined to break through the world and climb forward step by step along the river bank. One day, they met a tour group by the river. There are members in this tour group: white rabbit, deer, mouse and dog. They are sitting by the river to have a rest.
"Hello, friends! Have a nice trip. " The little ant greets everyone loudly and enthusiastically. The four friends looked down for a long time before they found the little ant talking loudly. "Oh, it's two little ants." The little white rabbit was amused to see the little ant carrying a travelling bag.
The little ant asked enthusiastically, "Where are you going to travel?" The little mouse said proudly, "We are going to the Fruit City. I heard that there are fresh fruits all year round. Hey, I drool when I think about it. "
"Are you? It's beautiful. Friends, how about we bring a companion? " The little white rabbit opened her red eyes in surprise and said, "companion, with you?" Do you know how far the Fruit City is? "The deer went on to say," Yes, you don't want to think about it. We can run a few steps and let you climb for half a day. "Do you want to go to the fruit city. I think this is a dream. "
The loud voice and small mouth of the little ant were very uncomfortable after listening to their words. "Friend, please tell us how to get to the Fruit City. We will find a way ourselves. "
The dog wagged its tail and said, "To go to the Fruit City, you should always walk along this river, cross a wooden bridge, cross a meadow and climb a hillside." The mouse also said, "I think you'd better forget it." Save your strength and go home! " "
Say that finish, they walked forward without looking back.
Two little ants looked at each other and said, "Although we can't walk fast, we will find a good way as long as we are willing to use our brains!" " "
Two clever little ants thought for a while, then picked a leaf from the grass bug and dragged it to the water. Two little guys climbed up together. Alas, the leaves are drifting along the Shui Piao. "Floating, we have our own green boat." They cried excitedly.
Soon, the green boat sent them to a small bridge. Two little ants climbed over the wooden bridge and came to a green meadow. The little ants said loudly, "Hey, I said little mouth, this grass is really big!" "
"Yes, but this big grass is enough for us to walk for a long time." They narrowed their eyes and looked around. Hey, there are many white dandelions floating on the grass. These dandelions are like small parachutes, preparing to take off.
The little ant tore open his loud voice and shouted; "Sister Dandelion, where are you flying?" "Hey, it's a little ant. I, I want to fly over the grass and relocate on the opposite hillside."
The little ant hurriedly said, "Would you please take us with you?" We want to go to the fruit city. ""well, no problem, all right! I'll give you a ride. " After that, she let two little ants catch her little white parachute.
Feng Popo blew it gently and sent it to the sky. Then she skimmed the grass and flew up the hill. "Thank you, Sister Dandelion!" "
Two little ants bid farewell to Sister Dandelion and continued to climb the hillside. The little ants took out their binoculars loudly and looked down the hillside. "Oh, this is the Fruit City." "Really, let me see," the little ant grabbed the telescope with its mouth. Yes, but how can I get to this mountain?
Mouth is a little worried. Suddenly, he saw a round red date in front of him. Clever little mouth curled his mouth and said, "There is a way!" "He touched his head with his tentacles and told him loudly what he thought.
So, the two little guys ran to the front of Jujube and took a bite with Jujube. Soon, a round hole appeared in the middle of the jujube. They got in and shouted, "Grandma Feng, please take a breath and let the jujube roll down the hillside!" "
When the wind blows gently, the red dates roll up and roll faster and faster. They rolled and rolled until they reached the fruit city gate. Two little ants happily entered the fruit city and received a very warm reception.
After they had a delicious meal, the little white rabbit, the little mouse, the deer and the puppy arrived at the fruit city, and the two little ants finally arrived at the fruit city ahead of time by virtue of their own wisdom.
Classic bedtime story 4
Bunny's mother is going to stay at Bunny's grandmother's house for a few days, so she has made a lot of sweets as a snack for Bunny.
Bingbing invited Xiaoxue, the dog, to accompany her. As soon as she entered the door of Bingbing's house, Xiaoxue exclaimed, "Wow, all these sweets can build a house!" " "Ice ice ruby eyes flashing:" yes! "They all mean what they say.
There is a big forest behind the rabbit's house. Bing Bing and Xiao Xue carry all the sweets to the forest with trolleys. They use hard sugar cubes as bricks and boiled sugar as adhesive to build bricks. The windows are transparent fruit-flavored candy, and the roof is colorful beads and stars embedded with two extra-large colored lollipops.
Bing Bing and Xiao Xue can't tell how much they like this small house. That night, they both slept in the candy house and had a sweet dream. So, they decided to invite their good friends to play here, so that everyone can have a sweet dream.
Mice are sparse, and Hua will come to the candy house. They don't want to dream. They want to steal candy. So they smelled the sweet smell all the way to the candy house.
Xiaoxue greeted him with a smile: "Welcome!" Look at the fog, look at the fog, and they secretly laugh. Bingbing pulled Xiaoxue aside and whispered, "Rats are the greediest. Aren't you afraid that they will eat the candy house at night? " Xiaoxue patted his chest and said, "I promise you, if you get up early tomorrow, there won't be a hole in the house."
The mouse's ears are very clever, and it turns red when it hears the whispers of Bing Bing and Xiao Xue. Because of Xiaoxue's guarantee, Bingbing agreed to go into the house to sleep. Lying in bed, the sweet smell of candy poured straight into my nose, making my mouth water.
However, in the end, no one licked or chewed, because they didn't forget Xiaoxue's promise to ice and ice. "I don't understand why that stupid dog should believe us?" I'm confused. Hua said solemnly, "Do you think who else in this world believes in us?" Thinking about it, they fell asleep and had a sweet dream.
The next morning, Sparse and Hua left quietly with their dreams. Bing Bing and Xiao Xue came to their candy house, only to find that the candy house was fine. Sure enough, there was no hole promised by Xiao Xue, and it was safe and sound. Xiaoxue said to Bingbing, "Everyone is eager to gain the trust of others." Bingbing nodded his head.
Classic bedtime story 5
In the beautiful forest, the trees are lush and the flowers are in full bloom. The lovely animals are enjoying themselves and living a happy life.
On this day, Dr. Wirseen went to the forest to collect herbs. Suddenly, he heard the sound of animals. Dr. Wirseen looked inside, and it turned out to be a wounded little black bear with blood on his leg. Dr. Wilson looked inside in a hurry. It turned out to be an injured little black bear with blood on his leg. Dr. Wilson rushed over and the little black bear begged him, "Doctor, help me!" " Several poachers hurt my leg with guns, and now I can't go home. "Dr. Wilson immediately took out tweezers, took out bullets for the little black bear, bandaged the wound, and took out some medicine and said," Little black bear, you change the medicine I gave you every day, and it will be fine in a few days. The little black bear quickly said, "doctor, I won't forget your help." . Thank you! " "
A few days later, Wei Xinsen and Sheng Feng went to the forest to collect medicine again. Unexpectedly, he met a group of wolves on the road. The leading wolf said, "Brothers, we have human flesh to eat today. Everybody grab him! " Say that finish, the wolves pounced on Dr. Wilson together. Dr. Wirseen took a stick and tried to resist. Helpless and weak, in a short time, Dr. Jefferson was at a loss and was thrown to the ground by a wolf. When the leading wolf was about to bite him, the little black bear suddenly appeared. It waved its claws and pounced on the wolves, who were beaten to flee everywhere. The little black bear came to Dr. Wirseen and said, "Doctor, are you all right?" "It's okay.
Fortunately, you arrived in time, otherwise ... "Dr. Wirseen said gratefully, doctor, please wait! "The little black bear ran into the forest.
After a while, the little black bear brought many animals. He said, "Doctor, after you saved me, all the animals want to be friends with you." Dr. Wirseen took the initiative to hold the hands of the animals and danced happily. Their laughter echoed in the forest for a long time.
Classic bedtime story 6
One night, there was a war-like noise in Xiaoming's schoolbag. It turned out that the ballpoint pen and the correction fluid were quarrelling.
They are arguing about their skills and who can be better than themselves. The ballpoint pen said confidently, "How important I am to my master! You know, if the master doesn't have me, he will be criticized by the teacher every day, and the teacher will tell the master's parents, so the master will be very painful. Without me, the master can't do his homework. That's terrible. Do you want to see the master scolded by the teacher and beaten by the parents? " The correction fluid said, "Of course I don't want to. Aren't we better than technology? How can you say that the master is miserable? Have you finished all your skills? There is nothing to say, is there? " The ballpoint pen said, "Don't bother. Tell me what you have. " Speaking of skill, it's as long as a piece of cloth. Listen carefully. I said you are just not as good as me. Listen, if you make a mistake, you need me to help you correct it. The ballpoint pen said, "Don't be arrogant. You used more than the master's teacher gave you, and you were poisoned. What should we do if our master is poisoned? " The correction fluid said, "I didn't use so much on purpose." It's not your fault. If you make a mistake, you should take me to help you correct it. " The ballpoint pen said, "Why did the master buy you? Why doesn't he buy other correction fluid? You are out of luck. You have to help me correct it as soon as you buy it. I am really sorry, hahaha. " The correction fluid blushed like an apple and burned with anger. The schoolbag said, "Stop it, stop it. Each of you has your own advantages and disadvantages. You shouldn't make trouble like this. It's not good to wake the master. He has to go to school tomorrow. "
Ballpoint pen and correction fluid are very sad to hear the news. The schoolbag said, "We should help each other, learn from others' advantages and correct our own shortcomings. Don't make any more noise in the future. Well, after all this arguing, I think you are sleepy, too. Have a good sleep, keep your spirits up and wait for your master tomorrow. Then they will sleep.
From then on, they not only stopped quarreling, but also became good friends.
Classic bedtime story 7
Piglets and animals in the forest are very good. They often play happily with animals in the forest.
One day, brother monkey, dog and kitten all came to play with the pig. But the pig is still sleeping. He got up as soon as he heard his friend calling him. He wants to play with them without brushing his teeth or washing his face. The pig said happily, "Come on, let's go out and play!" " "
The two brothers, the little monkey, the puppy and the kitten smelled a bad smell. They thought that the little pig had just arrived and must have played with us without brushing his teeth and washing his face. Then, the dog smelled the mouth, the kitten looked at the pig with dirty eyes, and the two little monkeys looked at the pig's clothes in a sloppy way. The dog said angrily, "Why don't you brush your teeth and play with me!" " "The kitten said angrily," If you don't wash your face, play with me. Do you treat me like an unclean person? "The two little monkey brothers said excitedly," Little pig, your clothes are not neat at all. You are really a lazy pig who loves to sleep. "They said and left in a hurry.
Piggy wants to make up with his friends, so Piggy goes to buy what his friends like best. After buying it, the pig saw the two brothers and ran over and said, "Little monkeys, I'll buy bananas for you." Be good friends with me! " The monkeys said, "We won't eat your bananas." You are too lazy. If we are good friends with you, we will become lazy. "
The pig walked and saw the puppy. He said happily, "I bought you a bone, puppy." Be good friends with me. " The dog said, "I won't eat your food." You are so stupid. If you eat your food, I will become an idiot. "
The pig walked and saw the kitten again and said, "kitten, I'll give you fish to eat." You and I should be good friends. " The kitten said unhappily, "You are so dirty that I get dirty when I eat your food." The little pig went to the river and said sadly, "No one plays with me." Suddenly, it heard someone calling for help on the river and ran to save the drowning man. When the little animals heard about it, they all came to see the little pig to save people.
Seeing pigs save lives, friends think that pigs are dirty, a little lazy and a little stupid, but kind. The two brothers, the puppy and the kitten are embarrassed to say, "Let's be friends in the future." The pig said, "Well, we are friends."
Classic bedtime story 8
The monkey and the bear are relatives, and both live on the beach. The monkey's house is behind the bear's house. The bear sells garlands and headdresses. Each has his own children, called "Little Monkey" and "Little Bear". The two families have a good relationship, but the monkey family is poor, and the businessman Hua Xiong is rich. The little monkey called Hua Xiong "Auntie", and he applauded all the way. The voice of "Auntie" made Xiong Huan.
In summer, Flower Bear had a business idea of selling fruit. So, Hua Xiong opened a small shop on the beach, named "Xiong Xiong Fruit Convenience Store", and there is also a fruit shop on the beach, which has been done for three years now. It belongs to Mr. Sika Deer and is called "Luguoguo Fruit Shop". Because of the needs of the masses in midsummer, fruits should be sold well. Monkeys used to buy Mr sika deer's fruit. Now monkeys often hear passers-by say 2 stones per catty, because they don't know the specific price of relatives' fruits.
"But Mr. Sika deer's is 1.5 stone/kg, which is obviously expensive." The monkey thought.
So he went to the fruit shop. In this transaction, the monkey only bought 3 bananas and 1 peach. It happened to be seen by Hua Xiong, a relative, but the monkey didn't know that his behavior was noticed by his relatives, so he went home happily with the fruit.
When he got home, the monkey heard the bear's bear fruit convenience store was noisy. Somehow, the curious monkey ran not far behind the convenience store, which was not enough to be noticed by others. He listened carefully to the conversation between the bear and the passerby. "Pony, puppy, duckling ... hello everyone, I tell you:' The monkey behind my house is really nothing. My relatives didn't come to buy a new fruit shop, but bought it elsewhere. It's really not a thing, do you think? Before I lost it, I often brought the monkey's child, the little monkey, to my house to play with my child and bear, but it was good, and I didn't want to be earned by my own people. " "
"I don't know who is not something, and I don't want to compare the price of my fruit with that of Mr. Sika deer. Every animal will keep its own interests, instead of being fearless and wasting. It's natural. Don't think that giving my child a few times can get it under control. " The monkey muttered angrily.
As it happens, the monkey's child, the little monkey, is playing with the bear's child and bear at the bear's house. Hearing the conversation between the bear and passers-by, the little monkey sneaked home, but the process of going back was known by the bear. At this time, the bear said to the bear, "don't play with the aging child monkey in the future." It came to our house to cheat money. "
Since then, the little monkey has never been to Hua Xiong's house. I used to call myself "aunt" and say hello in every way, but now it's gone.
Classic bedtime story 9
There is a very interesting story. Once upon a time, there was a good pool in the mountains. The water in the pool is clear and transparent, with sweet and mellow taste, surrounded by fruit trees, green grass and flowers, just like a beautiful picture of a fairyland on earth. A group of rabbits live here leisurely. One summer, the climate was particularly hot, and several elephants fled everywhere to avoid the scorching sun. Inadvertently, they found this pleasant pool, so they couldn't wait to jump in. The water in the pool was very muddy. After the grass fell to the ground and the flowers bent down, the fairyland on earth suddenly became messy and shocking. The rabbits urged the elephants to leave, but the rude elephants didn't care about these weak people at all, so they simply drove all the rabbits away and occupied the pool.
The rabbits left angrily, unwilling to be humiliated, so they got together and tried to find a way. One of the rabbits, especially clever, frowned and got it done. It let several rabbits overlap and sent itself to a big tree by the pool. When the elephant came to drink water again at night, he suddenly heard a burst of anger in the air: "Stop! You are not allowed to enter the pool again! " The elephants were a little surprised and asked who was talking. The voice said, "I am a messenger from the moon." Rabbits in the sky and rabbits all over the world are his dependence. Now you bully rabbits on the ground. The moon is very angry and orders you to return the pool to the rabbit and leave here at once. Otherwise, he will shine hotter than the sun tonight and kill you all! " Elephants are afraid of heat, and they are even more afraid when they hear that the moon loses its temper and makes them not cool at night. Looking up, I saw a rabbit and a tree on the moon, and then the voice sounded again: "Now the moon is missing a mouth and has begun to take back the cool light." In the future, the moon will get smaller every day, and finally it will get hot! " The elephants looked at it carefully. It was amazing that the moon really lacked a hole, so they panicked and begged, and they were willing to leave at once and vowed never to do so again. The voice said, "I will report to the moon tomorrow and ask him to fill the vacancy." In order to show their determination, the elephants dared not stay by the pool for a moment and all left the forest.
The next day happened to be the full moon in May. When the elephants saw that the moon was "restored" to perfection, they were overjoyed and never dared to invade the pool again.
In this way, the clever rabbit drove away the powerful elephant with ingenuity and convenience and regained his beautiful home.
Classic bedtime stories 10
Once upon a time, there lived a big lion with a big temper in the forest. Small animals dare not provoke him. Although the big lion won't eat small animals, everyone is afraid to get close when the big lion loses his temper. Slowly, the big lion lost his friend in the forest.
The big lion suddenly felt lonely, because no matter where he went, the animals would walk around the road. Sometimes the big lion watches everyone play games, and he also wants to participate. But when he walks by, the small animals will quickly disperse in a hubbub. Everyone is afraid of him. The big lion knows it.
On this day, the big lion basks in the sun at home. He thought, if I don't get rid of my bad temper. I will be more and more lonely. So the big lion decided to try to get rid of his big temper.
He heard that music can ease his temper, so he went to the theater and bought a ticket for the concert. Thinking about getting rid of your bad temper through music.
Arriving at the theater, the big lion looked at the tickets: 1 row, 1 seat, and found a seat to sit down. Alas, the seat is so small that the big lion is uncomfortable to sit on, and he is beginning to get a little annoyed.
Sitting in the middle of the second row are mother kangaroo and her babies. Kangaroo mother said, "Mr. Lion, you are so tall that sitting in front of us is like a wall." Can you change seats with us? "
The big lion looks at the seat of mother kangaroo, which is the second row. She can't even straighten her legs, which makes her sit more uncomfortable. He cocked his hair and said loudly, "No, my ticket is 1, and I don't want to change seats."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid this is not your seat. You see, my seat is 1 row 1 seat. " The little rabbit said politely.
The big lion was even more angry. He crushed the fire and said, "Your seat? You know, I'm trying to change my bad temper recently, otherwise ... "
Little rabbit had to step back and cry.
The elephant came slowly from behind and said, "Hello, big lion, this theater never gives its seat to the big animals in front, but it will block the small animals behind."
"Impossible, Mr. Elephant, my ticket is indeed 1 row 1 seat." The big lion took out his ticket and handed it to the elephant.
The elephant looked at the ticket, raised its long nose and smiled: "Please look carefully. Your seat is in the first row upstairs 1. Please come upstairs with me to listen to music. "
The big lion opened his eyes wide. Yes, the ticket also said, "Go upstairs consciously and don't block others." His erect mane hung down slowly, blushed and found a seat upstairs. Ha ha! The seats upstairs are wide and big. This is your own seat! The big lion was comfortable sitting on it. It grinned.
At this moment, the concert began. The big lion saw the rabbit and kangaroo family downstairs listening to music quietly. He regretted being so mean to them just now. I must apologize to them when the concert is over. The big lion thought while listening to music. Look, music really makes the big lion gentle and polite.
After the concert, the big lion found the little rabbit and kangaroo and said to them, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so hard on you just now." I am determined to get rid of my bad temper now, and you will supervise me in the future! " "
The animals are very happy. The big lion will eventually become a docile lion. Then we are not afraid to see him.
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