Humorous jokes on computers

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is a humorous joke about computers that I brought to you. I hope it will help you!

1, let me tell you an old one. That was when I first went to college. Everyone used 286. The monitor was a single monitor, and the hard disk was even smaller. I thought about it, but I couldn't, so I dismantled a color TV monitor and installed it on the monitor, and the single monitor became a color monitor. Later, I thought the hard disk was too small, so I took back 1000 5-inch floppy disks, took out all the cores inside and stuck them together, so a hard disk with more than 1g came out.

I am poor and can't afford a computer. Now I can only use this calculator bought for 5 yuan to surf the Internet. The disadvantage is that the screen is small, but the original calculator is solar, and I kept this function. Poor, just make do.

3. You are really strong people. I just added a camera to the TV remote control as a new mobile phone to make do with it.

4. My cpu is soldered with capacitor! What a burden ... hahaha!

5. It's terrible upstairs. I spent one night carving an operating system on the hard disk with a knife. I want to learn from you!

6. Blow it, brag about not paying taxes ... Yesterday, I took down the old TV and pieced it together into a gf4ti4800 video card, making a fortune. ...

7. What's this? I was eating an apple while surfing the Internet just now, and suddenly it crashed. When I restarted, I found that the operating system had become macos.

8. Yesterday, I looked at my monitor with nothing to do. I found a piece of broken glass, some toilet paper, dismantled a radio and assembled a liquid crystal display, which made do.

9. I just overclocked my 56k cat. As a result, as soon as I got online, all the phones in the community were busy.

10, finally caught a mouse this afternoon, injected it with a chip, and turned it into a mouse.

1 1, Internet access at home is too slow! I found some abandoned wires from the garbage and made a gigabit single-mode optical fiber LAN, which was directly connected to the computer! Now 40 episodes of the TV series will be done in one second!

12, the post here is so big that it will crash every time you open it. There seems to be not enough memory. Although the memory is cheap now, I am poor and only use 128m. I have pondered for a long time and found a good way. I inserted the memory backwards, hey. The self-check passed with a click, and the memory became 821m.

13. My brother came to my house to play yesterday, and I was very jealous.

14, my family's graphics card is made of 7 colors painted on the iron sheet with a watercolor pen, which is quite easy to use.

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