Funny joke

Two psychiatrists are in a meeting. "What is the most difficult case you have encountered?" One asks the other.

"I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He believes that an extremely rich uncle in South America will leave him a lot of money. He's been waiting for an opportunity all day? I believe the letter came from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out or does anything. He just sat there and waited. "

"What was the result?"

"That's an eight? Struggled for a year, but I finally cured him. Then the stupid letter arrived ... "

Two psychiatrists met at a meeting. One of them asked the other, "What's your toughest case?"

"I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He firmly believes that there is a monopoly uncle in South America who wants to leave him a legacy. He waited all day before receiving a confirmation letter from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out and does nothing, just sits and waits. "

"What was the result?"

"After eight years of hard work, I finally cured him. But just then, the ridiculous letter came ... "

An absent-minded professor

When they pulled the absent-minded and half-dead professor out of the lake, he said angrily, "How absent-minded I am! I just remembered that I can swim. "

A forgetful professor

When people pulled the forgetful and half-dead professor out of the lake, he said angrily, "I am so forgetful." I just remembered that I can swim! " "

2. Father's motto

Teacher: My children, remember this proverb. "Give more to others and less to yourself."

Jack: This is my father's motto!

Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What is his occupation?

Jack: He is a boxer.

Father's motto

Teacher: Children, remember this proverb: "More pains, less gains."

Jack: That's my father's motto!

Teacher: Your father is really a noble man! What does he do?

Jack: It's a boxer.

He was caught.

"Poloris was expelled from school for cheating."

"How come?"

"He was caught counting his ribs in a health examination."

He was caught.

"Polonius was fired for cheating."

"What is the reason?"

"In the physical examination, he counted his ribs and was found."