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A short high-level love story, a confession copy, a humorous love story that amuses your boyfriend.

1. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet, and roll on the ground for you to hug.

2. I am a very sweet, soft and easy to pinch, but I occasionally mix a little acid, nothing else, because I am a rainbow candy with many flavors.

3. Do you like apple juice, grape juice, watermelon juice, or my spirit boy juice?

4. I want to have three meals for two in one room with you all the year round.

5. For a lifetime, that long. How long will you wait for me to die? I won't let you wait for nothing.

6. You say that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing, then I am the lamb kept by the wolf. Even though I know that I am just your lunch, you are still my April, and my love is still grey.

7. Love is understanding and forbearance, not staring blindly.

8. You see, I love you more every day. Today is more than yesterday, and tomorrow is less.

9. I fell in love with you and never recovered.

1. They all say that I have no medicine to cure. They haven't seen you.

11. Love is like a flower in your heart. If you have feelings, step on the moon. Never leave, never abandon, never dislike each other, and regret and bury the dust.

12. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

13. Love at first sight is just a matter of seeing the color. Don't take it too seriously. True love is a protracted war. Always decide to love for a long time, which is the true feelings.

14. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I can't help smiling.

15. It is not difficult to fall in love with a woman, but it is difficult to fall in love with a woman all the time, and I can.

16. Even if others are nice to me, I am like a hedgehog. Even if you are not nice to me, I want to jump into your arms and rub it.

17. I don't have to tell you if I like you, but I must tell myself.

18. Do you know what I cherish most? Is the first word of this sentence.

19. I love you for so long, even though I do things with enthusiasm.

2. I'm happy because I like you. No one can like you more than I do. After the damage, I scolded myself bitterly, but the opposite was lost.

21. Actually, I open a small flower for you in my heart every day. When you live in, you will have a big garden of your own. Are you happy?

22. Do you know what is beautiful? Read the first word of this sentence.

23. Watch the sky, the sea and your memories.

24. The person I like is far away and just around the corner.

25. I want to hold you in my arms, deliberately bully you and kill you, in order to hear your coquetry voice with me.

26. Do you have any sugar? No! Why do you taste sweet when you come out?

27. My love is naked, and you make me crazy.

28. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is you!

29. I don't believe in eternal love, just because I will love you more and more every day.

3. When I am by your side, you make me feel so lucky.

31. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

32. You said fuck, and the bed has been made for you.

33. My mouth is sweet because my heart is sweet, and my heart is sweet because I have you inside.

34. I like the way you are coy and shy, and I like the way you are focused in and out.

35. Do you like blueberries or strawberries? Because I want to know what flavor pancake to order tomorrow morning.

36. Me Before You, I am alone; After meeting you, we are a family.

when I decide to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope that the rest of my life will start quickly.

38. I'm ready to be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

39. If you have a good feeling, it is like. If this good feeling can stand the test, it is love.

4. I'm waiting to meet you here, with my joy along the way.

41. I just drank a little wine, and suddenly I feel that life is very beautiful, so I have to tell you that meeting you is the best. That's it. I'm done. Let's go.

42. I don't want to sing Love Song of Singles, Sleepless Alone, Cold to the End, If I were a little bird, I would fly to your side to tell you quietly and really miss you!

43. Seriously, I like your enthusiasm. You can warm me up. I hate my own lukewarm thinking. Maybe I am a bad person, but I will get better as long as you kiss me.

44. Do you need a job? I'm being liked recently.

45. I don't want to bring up the past. I still have a crush on you from the beginning.

46. I like you. It's easy to type, it's easy to write, and it's easy to be said by others. But why can't I say it in front of you?

47. The shortest spell in the world is your name!

48. When I miss you, I will go to the pigsty.

49. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

5. Do you smell anything? It smells delicious. What? The air is sweet after you appear.

51. After meeting you, I was really overwhelmed. After all, you filled my heart.

52. Fighting can bring us closer together. Ha, let's make out.

53. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

54. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

55. The dew-like crystal on the green grass is your heart; As charming as the fragrance of flowers is your beauty; What is as bright as the stars is your smile, so I love flowers, often collect dew, and enjoy the stars at night.

56. Now when I wake up every day, I see your smile like sunshine on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

57. If I could reach out and hold a star every time you make me smile, there would be a whole night sky in my palm now.

58. When I am with you, you make me feel very happy.

59. You know, I don't even care about myself, but I care about you so much!

6. Happiness is actually very simple, that is, learn to make the person you love happy and let the person who loves you know that you are happy. Don't talk too much, two people use two hearts to feel and two hands to create. Your happiness has nothing to do with anyone but the two of you.

61. You are all I have, not reserved, irrational and restless, and you are all I am at a loss, clueless and reckless.

62. You are as elegant as white clouds and come into my dreams every night. You are as beautiful as flowers, and you come into my eyes every day; You are as pure as a stream and always flow into my heart.

63. Humorous and funny love stories that amuse my boyfriend

64. I knew you were mine at first sight.

65. In this era, a dear is at best a hello. Don't move like you're going to heaven.

66. If life is just like the first time, you will treat me as a pure white year, and I will accompany you to watch the flowing water.

67. Wife, I love you, care for you sincerely, moisten you with affection, and bless you with Amitabha.

68. Love exists in the desire to give, and regards the lover's happiness as his own.

69. You said that we didn't lose sight of each other. I said that you should write or I should write.

7. The doctor said that only you can cure me in this life.

71. I don't accept any bribes except the beauty of the girl.

72. In this world, the green hills are burning with stars, and the spring breeze is dancing and the evening breeze is gradually coming, but it can't reach the stars between your eyes.

73. Kissing is actually cherishing. Although the kiss is casual, the heart is not casual. Kiss after deciding, and kiss after deciding more tightly. Otherwise, be merciful everywhere, and finally get hurt.

74. Spring wine is ready. Help me cook it.

75. It is never a distant mountain that makes people tired, but a grain of dust in their shoes. What makes me happy is never getting the world, but getting your love. So ... Give me the passbook, dear.

76. Is it because I'm not coquettish enough, or is your vision too high?

77. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in the heavy snow, and my lover to hold hands with for the rest of my life.

78. Of all the towns and pubs in the world, she walked into mine.

79. I just have a crush on you. Go with me!

8. Are you asleep, dear? Do you know I'm thinking about you?

81. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help fall in love with me quickly!

82. No matter what happens in the future and what you become, you are still my favorite person.

83. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me.