Master of ceremonies in Le Di, tell the truth. Who's brother Mc to announce? I also like Mc music.

Mc Le Di told the truth and broadcast the words of calling Mai.

Money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

I have a background, and I have a background.

The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.

Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

Not afraid that thieves have tools, but afraid that thieves know technology!

Salary is like a full stop. You will be dumbfounded if you don't come for a month.

Give me a woman and I can create a country.

The happiest thing in the world, sex; The happiest thing in the world is to have a rest and have sex again.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...

Stars can be more famous if they take off a little, but I got caught when I took off all my clothes!

You can't blame gravity if you can't shit. Maybe you are constipated!

People are not afraid of death, what they fear most is that they don't know how to live!

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

Life is interesting, because life always plays with me!

No money, no power, no more kindness to you. Can you come with me?

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

Since ancient times, no one has died and no one has used paper to shit!

In the face of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

A temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations!

Life is sometimes like being * * by a eunuch-resistance is pain, and non-resistance is still pain!

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

God gave us youth and acne.

Boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle, and girls are rich, so people coax them away with no effort.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Martial arts is high, afraid of kitchen knives.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

The simplest secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die ~ ~

When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop.

If someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car ~ ~

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Money can buy a house, but not a home.

Money can buy clocks, but not time. Money is the root of all evil, so give me your money and let me suffer alone.

I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

Life is like "breathing", in order to catch a breath, in order to fight for a breath.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God. Salted fish turn over, or salted fish. I can choose to give up, but I can't give up.

People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.

The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

Online is to kill time, invisible is to avoid disappointment.

The weather has changed, it's going to rain; People have changed, so have their thoughts. I don't know what dependence is until I drop my belt.

There is no windtight wall, no hanging beam. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smoke …

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.

A person, if he doesn't push himself, doesn't know how good he is …

It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you fall in love with a foreigner.

If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

Love is to put up with everything regardless.

No one is holding hands, so I just take a pocket.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter". Bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more.

First love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs early, the tongue lives longer than the teeth, and the software lives longer than the hardware.

Ask who is the most enlightened person in the world, and I will do my part.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed. No matter how well you dress, knock down what you like and shake it. If you don't like it, please go.

Never mentioned it, not because I forgot, but because I remember your 30-degree smile, which Baidu can't find.

The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

The past can't come back, and what comes back is not perfect.

People can be heartless. But you can't be ruthless.

Infatuation is no longer popular, and it is not what it used to be.

The red light district can make you happy, but it is not a long-term solution.

There is no arable land, only exhausted cows.

Before I got married, I raised other people's daughters-in-law!

You choose to get married for life and give up love for marriage.

Don't move if it's mine, and leave it there if it's not mine. I won't die, but you are ministers after all.

Man, neither cheap nor poor, who will date you?

All the pleasantries are used to lengthen the distance.

Behind success, there are either vicissitudes or filth.

Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

Nothing is the reason why I work so hard.

People think I'm crazy, and I laugh at people who can't see through.