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The ship is about to set sail. What should the captain say to the sailors?
Comrades, the new challenge has just begun. I send you an English proverb, translated into Chinese, which means: a good beginning is half the battle. I hope you can accumulate experience from now on.
The reason is very simple. There is a joke about "eating sesame seeds cake": a person is hungry, but he is not full after eating one sesame seed cake, another one is not full, and the third one is not enough. He said: If I had known that I would be full after eating this biscuit, I would not have eaten the first two. You must think what he said is stupid. There are no first two baked wheat cakes at the bottom. How can you fill your stomach only by eating the last one?
But, comrades, are there such people among you? Usually, especially at the beginning of a new challenge, I don't care about anything. I didn't worry until I was caught in a storm. Of course, I don't have enough experience. Isn't this comrade a bit like the comrade who valued baked wheat cakes last time?
Don't think that there is still a lot of time at first, but there is still time. You know, we study nature. Nature has a strict system and is a link. There are today's learning tasks today, and there will be tomorrow's learning tasks tomorrow. Failure to learn your lessons well today will affect the completion of your study tasks tomorrow. Living with debts will make the "burden" heavier and heavier, and you will regret it in the end.
"The day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows." Yes, the sun and moon are in a hurry. After today, it is tomorrow. After tomorrow, it is tomorrow. How many tomorrows are there? Guo Moruo once said: "Time is speed, and time is life." However, on the contrary, for some students, time is like a calendar. After tearing this one after another, after tearing this one after another, I was dizzy all day, copying my homework and having fun ... So, in the dark, time slipped away unconsciously.
Dear comrades, a new challenge has begun. Don't hesitate, don't sink, cheer up! You know, the calendar of your life was torn up by you for nothing; You know, new challenges should have a new starting point, don't waste any more time, and act quickly!
Comrades, use your experience to prove that you are different; Prove your concern and love for our collective with your actions; Win the respect of others with your understanding and tolerance.
I always believe that you will do better.
The new challenge has just begun, comrades, work hard!
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