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Words about "wine" in the world

? Words about "wine" in the world

? We often see scenes like this in various literary and artistic works. At the climax of the joy, drinking is used as a foil, and everyone raises their glasses and drinks. , drink wine to talk happily; or when you are extremely sad, you also use drinking wine to express it, drinking it indiscriminately, the so-called drunkenness solves a thousand sorrows; there are also people who drink a little wine every day to show their happy and happy days, etc...; Historically, wine has appeared and occupied a central position in the literary works of some heavyweight writers, such as Li Bai's famous lines such as "Two people drank together, the flowers bloomed on the mountain, one cup after another." There are many poems mentioning wine in Li Bai's works. Li Bai did love drinking. Maybe it was wine that stimulated Li Bai's inspiration. That's why he said "Li Bai's 100 poems about drinking wine". Su Shi's "When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky about wine." It seems that Mr. Dongpo also loved wine. There are even poems that are suspected to be Du Mu's works such as "Ask where the restaurant is, the shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village", wine, poetry, and people are closely connected; there are also literary giants at home and abroad such as Liu Ling, Gu Long, and Hemingway. , are all people who like what is in the cup, there are countless people everywhere, and for a while, there was a saying of "wine-culture".

? Even in real life, wine can be seen everywhere. Not to mention various wedding banquets, college entrance banquets and other happy events, there are also endless scenes of changing glasses of wine in daily life.

? Seeing people’s love for wine, the author can’t help but wonder, I have also drank wine, but it didn’t feel that good! Liquor is spicy, beer is bitter, and they don’t taste good!

? However, the rendering of various scenes makes me have to wonder if my feelings are an illusion? One day, I saw a mukbang on a short video platform. After sipping a sip of wine and taking a bite of food, his expression was charming, just like an addict after taking drugs. This scene has been lingering in my mind. Go, finally take root and wait for "breaking ground".

? One day, my wife and son went back to her parents’ house and left me a nice meal. It seemed that the day of “breaking ground” had come! I found a cup and poured some good white wine I bought from a friend’s winery (bought to cheer up my friends). I imitated other people’s drinking habits and ate the food first, then took a sip of the wine and let it enter my mouth. , just like when gasoline meets an open flame, you instantly feel like your mouth has turned into a fire place. You swallow it quickly, but you feel a line of fire burning down your esophagus. All your internal organs suddenly declare a fire alarm, and your body feels as if it has been tortured. This is different from other people's. That kind of ecstasy expression is far different! Wrong posture? I thought to myself, so I sadly raised the glass again and took another sip. The heat from the previous sip had not dissipated. Adding another sip would add fuel to the fire and double the torture. So I ran to the bathroom and poured some wine into the glass. The remaining wine and the wine that could be spit out from the mouth were fed to the sewer. From this, I came to the conclusion that I really couldn't bear the contents of this cup, so I should just eat my own food honestly from now on!

? In fact, drinking alcohol should vary from person to person. For people who can drink, love to drink, and do not blush or have rashes on their body when drinking, drinking appropriately is acceptable, especially on certain occasions. For example, when eating with elders, relatives or friends, wine can add some sense of ritual, relax people, communicate more smoothly and casually, and enhance mutual affection and friendship; drinking between couples and lovers can also add a sense of ritual. Romantic, promotes love; but for those who blush after drinking and are prone to red spots on their bodies, try not to drink if they can. Such people are prone to alcohol allergy due to a lack of acetaldehyde converting enzyme in the body, causing blushing and red spots. Manifestations of allergies. Moreover, the United Nations Health Organization has classified alcohol as a first-level carcinogen. Even people who can drink some alcohol must drink in moderation. A real example is that two of my children passed away in the past two years, both of whom drank heavily. Of the people, one died of cancer and the other died of liver rupture, both due to drinking. Some people say, then drink red wine. I heard that red wine has many benefits for the human body, and now many high-end banquets use red wine. Indeed, red wine is highly regarded by the upper class because of its more elegant etiquette. But when it comes to the impact on human health, the beneficial ingredients such as proanthocyanidins and resveratrol contained in it are minimal, and the impact on human health is also minimal, almost negligible. Red wine has the characteristic of getting sick quickly, so you must drink it in moderation, otherwise, you may end up vomiting if you drink too much! I have personally seen people who pride themselves on being good drinkers engage in monkey fisting after drinking too much red wine.

Also, don’t forget that red wine also contains alcohol!

? Drinking is especially popular in our Northeast. Some people may be very low-key in normal times, but once they get to the wine table, they become extremely active, shouting and drinking, pointing like heroes. Needless to say, such people They all have one thing in common - they can drink! With this ability at the bottom, these people started their performances, and they used various ways to persuade and force people to drink. I would get scared when I arrived at such an occasion. If you don't drink, he will say that you are not gregarious and don't give face! You say drink less and have a glass of beer. After you drink it, he pours it for you and says you still need this one glass. After drinking this glass, he says you still need this one bottle... In short, they always have a reason to let you drink. If you drink too much, you may even resort to Liangshanbo's tactics of force-feeding, making the person miserable, just to make you drink too much, and he will laugh at the joke, showing off his power. Things like this happen at the wine table every day, and those who are good at it enjoy it endlessly. Some even say it euphemistically: "It's to pass on the wine culture!"

? You can do it! I only see drinking in these people, not culture. If you are capable, you can write hundreds of poems about drinking! What are you thinking about when you drink wine to the sky? What you are thinking about is who to drink next and how to tease people! You know a lot of places to drink. Have you pointed out Xinghua Village? Don’t ruin the drinking culture anywhere!

? Found on the Internet: Wine culture refers to the general term for the material culture and spiritual culture produced during the production, sales, and consumption of wine. Wine culture includes wine production methods, tasting methods, functions, history and other wine cultural phenomena. Even Liu Ling, a literati who was known as "Drunken Hou" and was famous for his drunkenness, expressed his literary talent in an "Ode to the Virtue of Wine". May I ask, these wine table heroes, where is your literary talent? Where is the wine virtue?

? There are also those who drink, act like crazy, pick fights and cause trouble, rely on drinking to be brave and unscrupulous, as if they are respected by the world and are arrogant. After they wake up, they will be like shriveled eggplants, It wilts like a plague chicken, and there are those who cry, those who laugh, those who talk nonsense, and those who use the closet as a toilet to urinate...it is really full of ugliness, too numerous to mention. Someone summed it up by saying: "It's all the fault of alcohol"! Is it really the wine’s fault? Wine is just a liquid drink. Not everyone will make a fool of themselves when drinking. The limit of drinking lies in your own control. If you make a fool of yourself, you cannot control yourself. Therefore, it is not the fault of the wine, but it is really the fault of man!

? Wine has been in the world for a long time. In fact, wine is made from excess grain. It shows that humans have begun to get rid of hunger and have surplus. It shows the progress of human social productivity and is driven by This has produced more effects, such as profound impacts in various aspects such as medical care, agriculture, and political economy. In this era of drinking without alcohol, I hope that all drinkers can create a more civilized and healthy way of drinking, similar to "Qushui Shang", to drink with elegance and to highlight the long history of our country's wine culture.

Zhang Liqiang

? 2021/8/24 Yu Shaoshi