An interesting sentence

1, there is always such a person, which we call a "well"-two in each direction.

2, baby, please fix your skirt, cover your thighs and pull up your collar. Sister's man, you have to move very little.

3. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person is you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

6. Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.

7. A teacher. I'm really worried about the students' grades in this exam. In class, I asked: Are you doing this to annoy me? Several students quickly replied: it's not a rhythm, it's a prelude.

8. Avatar tells us that whoever has a big bird will listen to him.

9. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

10, I went to a foreign company for an interview, and the other party asked me to read an English manuscript. At least I am a graduate of a key university, and I read every letter easily. The other party kicked me out in shock. I know, it's jealousy!

1 1, I want the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.

12, learning to be silent, sleepy and bored. When reviewing before the exam, rest is the most difficult. How can you beat him and pile up the papers? It's sad to fail the exam, but this is the original question of the test paper. The bed is full of books, all of which have been turned over. Who wants to read them now? Watch the table, how to attack the problem alone? Mathematics is more physical. At dusk, I feel sad and anxious. This time, what a sad sentence.

13, nine marriages. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce.

14, teachers should have a few more days off on Teacher's Day, so that teachers can have more rest.

15, a girl is a little fresh in front of her relatives, a quiet emperor in front of outsiders, a psychopath in front of acquaintances and a female hooligan in front of her girlfriends.