Are there any classic lines from Chibi or the latest classic jokes?

For Zhuge Liang, who went to Soochow to lobby Sun Quan, Liu Bei served a large bowl of rice and said: "The journey to Soochow is long and requires physical strength, so eat more."

——Comment: It seems that Lu Yao not only knows the horsepower, but also knows whether a person is full or hungry.

"Sir, it's not good, it's difficult to give birth!" An old minister hurriedly ran to report to Zhou Yu, and when the camera turned, it turned out that it was Xiao Qiao delivering a horse.

——Comment: Such a "dislocation" humor will last forever! But, can there be more new ideas?

Zhou Yu introduced Zhuge Liang to Xiao Qiao: "His name is Zhu..."

——Comment: Such a cold joke is too deliberate, not to mention inconsistent with the overall film. coordination.

Zhuge Liang was delivering the baby to the horse. Zhou Yu asked, "Do you understand this?" Zhuge Liang said, "I understand a little. I have helped deliver a cow before, so the horse should be the same."

——Comment: Zhuge Liang’s wit and humor are evident here, which also alleviated the seriousness when Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu first met.

After the pony was born, Zhou Yu wanted to name the pony. Zhou Yu said: "This horse was born in Jingchu, so give it a name of Jingchu." After pondering for a while, he said, "Mengmeng."

——Comment: Zhou Yu is indeed Zhou Yu, even with a name like Mengmeng, he can tell that it belongs to Jingchu!

Sun Shangxiang volunteered to participate in the Battle of Chibi. She blinked her big swallow-like eyes and said with a smile: "Every woman is responsible for the rise and fall of the world."

— -Comment: I don’t know if Gu Yanwu wrote “Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world” after hearing about Sun Shangxiang’s legend of the match girl. (On the contrary, the next line of this scene, "The horse is responsible" is more appropriate.)

Cao Cao looked at Xiao Qiao's portrait in trance, and the guard said ambiguously, "Prime Minister, you have too many desires. "Excessive longing can also cause headaches." Cao Cao replied, "Haven't you heard that desire makes people young?"

——Comment: Such postmodern language is probably attributed to Liu Zhenyun. Cao Cao's soul in "The World Gets Together" is possessed!

Zhuge Liang was shaking his fan, and Zhou Yu said, "It's so cold, why do you want to fan yourself?" Zhuge Liang replied: "I need to stay calm at all times."

——Comment: It turns out , fanning a fan can make people calm down in cold weather. So why don’t screenwriters fan themselves when writing lines?

Zhuge Liang was fanning the pigeons. Zhou Yu asked, "What are you doing?" Zhuge Liang replied, "I just finished giving them a bath and I am fanning them."

——Comment: Zhuge Liang is really considerate. The ancients did not give to others what they did not want others to do, but Zhuge Liang did what he wanted to do to others.

Sun Shangxiang and Sun Quan were angry. She asked Zhuge Liang: "Did I go too far?" Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "I think you have a lot of personality." It doesn't mean anything." Zhuge Liang comforted him and said, "I think you do some things better than others, but you are just buried." A hint of shyness appeared on Sun Shangxiang's face: "You are the only one who has the vision."

——Comment: This scene shows another side of Sun Shangxiang and eased the tense atmosphere at the celebration banquet.

Guan Yu said to the children in Shu: "If you can read now, you will have food in the future."

Sun Shangxiang said to his brother Sun Quan: "Brother, just smile, nothing is difficult for them." I also like to see you smile!" Referring to the ancestral tablet.

Zhuge Liang to Zhou Yu: "It's a pity that it's out of date."

Xiao Qiao to Zhuge: "Zhou Lang hasn't played the piano for a long time."

Zhuge: " It's been a long time since I've been so uncool."

Cao Cao said to the soldiers: "It's like adding webbing to a tiger."

In fact, there are many funny scenes in "Red Cliff". Or lines - this does not mean that blockbusters must not have laugh scenes, but frequent laugh scenes will affect the overall feel of the film.

I can only say that it is the largest Chinese-language film investment with hundreds of millions of yuan, and it is very funny!