I have a high IQ. Please explain what this meaningful joke really means.

It is said that you can understand the meaning of the paragraph only if your IQ exceeds 150 ~

There are always some funny jokes about those well-known enterprises, which are extremely vivid and meaningful. You got it?

1、IBM

Two cannibals went to IBM to work, and the boss said, "The company absolutely won't allow you to eat people, or I'll fire you immediately!" " "After three months, everyone lived a quiet life. Suddenly one day, the boss called two cannibals to the office and reprimanded them: "If you don't eat people, you won't have to come to work tomorrow!" "Two cannibals packed their things and left IBM. When going out, one couldn't help cursing the other: "People who have told you many times not to eat work, we ate a department manager every day in March, and nothing happened. You ate the detergent yesterday, and they found it immediately! "

2. Microsoft

Mrs. Gates said in an interview: Our family never uses apple products or even eats apples ~

Jobs, who was sitting by, said disdainfully, Hey, what's the big deal? Our house doesn't even have windows ...

Zuckerberg listened and said, "Do you dare not face it?"

3. Google

At lunch, Google CEO said, "I want to buy a Motorola phone."

At dinner, the subordinate said, "Boss, I bought it for you."

The CEO asked, "Oh? Which model? "

The subordinate replied, "All models have been bought back, so you can choose."

4. Nokia (headquartered in Finland)

There is an old woman sitting in a chair in the park. A child came up and said, "Grandma, is your tooth all right?" "No, it's all gone." So the child took out a bag of walnuts and said, "You hold it for me and I'll play ball." As soon as the child left, the old woman put on her false teeth and took out her Nokia phone from her pocket trembling. "Small sample, this still stumbles me."

5. Huawei

Huawei employee: "I was despised by the courier ... I said that I delivered the goods on weekdays. What are you doing in the company on Saturday? " Express: "Aren't you from Huawei?" ..... I have to go downstairs to catch the express train.

6. Microsoft interview

Examiner: What is the retail price of windows7 Professional Edition in Chinese mainland?

Applicant: 5 yuan.

Examiner: Get out, next.

7. Go to Google for an interview

Examiner: Where did you get the news of Google interview?

Applicant: Baidu.

Examiner: Get out, next.

8. PricewaterhouseCoopers

Major companies went to Africa to see elephants, and it was PwC's turn to go over and say to the elephants, I'm from PwC. The elephant cried because even the elephant knew that Puhua had worked hard. Then he said to the elephants, let's count the elephants in Africa. Elephants are happy. It turns out that PricewaterhouseCoopers still doesn't have to rely on auditing for a living. Finally, he said to the elephants: We have come to Africa and plan to recruit some elephants to work in the company. As a result, the elephant turned around and ran away while crying.

9. McKinsey (company name)

One day, a farmer was driving a flock of sheep on the grassland. I met a man head-on and said to him, "I can tell you how many sheep there are in your flock." He used satellite positioning technology and new network technology to send information to the database of headquarters ... After a while, he told farmers that there were 1460 sheep. The farmer nodded and said yes. Later, he asked the farmer to give him a sheep as a reward, and the farmer agreed. But the farmer said, "if I can tell which company you are from, can you give me back the sheep?" The man nodded. The farmer said, "You are from McKinsey Company." The man was surprised and asked the farmer how he knew. The farmer said, "There are three reasons for me to know that you are from McKinsey & Company: 1. I didn't invite you, so you came to me yourself; " You told me something you already know, so you must accuse me. You know at a glance that you don't understand our business at all. The one you just took is not a sheep at all, but a sheepdog. "

10, Coca Cola

The salesman sent by Coca-Cola Company to explore the Middle East market came back in frustration. The salesman explained, "I was confident when I made the poster. People there don't know Coca-Cola. I thought I could occupy the market easily, but I can't speak Arabic, so I introduced our drinks with three pictures. The first picture shows a man crawling in the desert, panting; The second picture shows the man drinking Coca-Cola. The third picture shows the man refreshed. After making the poster, I will post it everywhere. " His friend said, "It should be very useful." The salesman said, "I don't know Arabic. I didn't expect Arabs to read books from right to left! " "

1 1, Nestle Coffee

When Yugong moved mountains, the Emperor of Heaven was furious and sent two immortals to sit on Taihang Mountain and Wuwang Mountain respectively. Yugong tried his best, but he couldn't move Ershen. In desperation, I had to turn to Zhisou for help. Zhisou smiled and presented a treasure. The treasure went round and round, easily lifting Er Shen into the air and taking him away. Yu Gong exclaimed: Awesome, what treasure is this? Zhishuo said: This is Nestle coffee, which can refresh you.

12, Ford

Old Ford, who founded Ford Company, drove his own Ford car on the highway. It's cold, and it's getting late. Suddenly old Ford saw a Ford car broken down by the side of the road, and a young man was sweating to repair it. Old Ford stopped the car and enthusiastically helped the young people repair the car. The young man took 5 yuan's money out of his pocket and said gratefully, "Thank you. Poor old man, have a cup of coffee to warm yourself up. " Old Ford was surprised: "Why do you think I am poor? I don't care about five dollars at all. I earn more money than I spend. Why do you think I seem poor? " The young man pointed at the Ford behind the old Ford in confusion. "Because you drive a Ford!" "

13, Amway

Ten years later, we met again inadvertently. She asked me in a low voice, "How have you been these years?" She is very kind to you. "I'm sad," I said, "I'm not married, and I've been waiting for you. "Her eyes are red:" Come to the hotel at 7 o'clock in the evening. "On winter nights, the moon is bright, the weather is cold and my heart is warm. I arrived at the hotel half an hour early with flowers in my hand. She welcomed me in, greeted me to sit down, and asked faintly, "Have you heard of Amway? " ……

That day, I invited a famous palm reader to read my palm. The master looked at my hand and said, your skin is quite dry. Me: Hmm. Master: Try this new Amway hand cream. ...

14, McDonald's interview

I got a friend a job at McDonald's. ...

But the other person is very abnormal, let me sing McDonald's songs.

So I opened my mouth and came: With KFC, life will be fine. ...

Examiner: Get out, next.

15, interview with China Mobile

Mom asked someone to find a job as a mobile customer service.

The interview went well and the other party appreciated me.

Finally, the examiner said to me: you are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work.

Me: 13 1 ...

Examiner: Get out, next.

16, hypermarket

One person said it was nothing for Carrefour to sell tigers; Two people said it was nothing for Carrefour to sell tigers; When the third person says Carrefour has tigers-Wal-Mart will be in a hurry to buy!

17, top 500

Classmates get together and talk about work. When asked about a classmate, he said, "Fortune 500 companies also have special cars."

Everyone envied him, but when asked what his company was called, he said nothing. Later, when he was drunk, he realized that he was a delivery man at McDonald's. ...

Me: I worked in two Fortune 500 companies in high school!

HR: so powerful? Which two?

Me: KFC and McDonald's ~

18, automobile

The United Nations Industrial Organization invited the world's major automobile giants to participate in a forum with a long topic-"How to apply modern technology to make energy-saving and practical economical cars have the same quality as high-end cars". Unexpectedly, the presidents of the major automobile companies attending the meeting looked at each other and no one spoke. It turns out that no one can fully understand the topic: Mercedes-Benz and BMW don't know what "economy" is, and GM and Ford don't know what "energy saving" is; Renault and PSA in France don't know what "practicality" means, and Toyota and Honda in Japan don't know what "feature" means. Hyundai in Korea doesn't know what "high-grade" means, and the German public doesn't know what "quality" means. What is even more ridiculous is that neither Bentley nor Rolls-Royce know what "modern" means. China FAW and SAIC, as representatives of the rapid development of China automobile industry, were fortunate to be invited to participate in this forum. Unfortunately, they have nothing to say. They asked questions in the conference room, and finally they didn't understand what "technology" was.

A biscuit is divided into two parts, BYD, Mercedes-Benz and BMW. One cake with eggs and onions is Toyota, four cakes are Audi, and one scone with three hams is Buick. Later, a lion came and ate all these baked cakes.