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Classic sentences in Shanghai style sweetheart!
2. Dalang: Thank you!
Sister Zhu Bao: I'm not complimenting you!
Dalang: Sister Zhu Bao, thank you for not praising me!
Sister Zhu Bao: Hey, where did you get your hair cut?
Dalang: Huh?
Sister Zhu Bao: Let me ask you, where did you cut this shocking and ugly mushroom head!
4. Sister Zhu Bao: Your mouth is open, so you are not afraid of mosquitoes flying in?
5. Sister Zhu Bao: What did you say your name was?
Da Lang: Linda Lang.
Sister Zhu Bao: Linda Lang? Do you think you are a good friend of the naughty pink leopard?
Dalang: Do you know who the pink naughty leopard's best friend is?
Sister Zhu Bao: Nonsense! The best friend of Pink Naughty Leopard is "Dalang, Dalang, Dalang ……" Dalang: You really know!
6. Dalang: We can be good friends!
Sister Zhu Bao: Do you want to be good friends with me? You dare to be good friends with me?
7. Wu Ke: Hey, we just saved you once. Remember to repay us!
8. Dalang: What are you doing? Sister Zhu Bao, don't be afraid. I'm here to protect you.
Sister Zhu Bao: You shocking mushroom head, mind your own business. Fuck off.
Dalang: I don't want it. I am a man. The most important thing to be a good man is to know how to protect women! If you want to hit her, let me knock her down first!
9. Dalang: Although things are serious, life is precious!
10. Sister Zhu Bao: Even if I want to jump into the lake, what do you care?
Dalang: Of course it's my business! You are my classmate. You sit behind me every day. If I can't see you, of course I will worry about you!
1 1. Dalang: What about your family?
Sister Zhu Bao: It's none of your business!
Dalang: Why are you doing this? Will you die if you ask?
Sister Zhu Bao: Ask the wrong question and die!
12. Sister Zhu Bao: If you don't leave, I'll "that" you!
13. Sister Zhu Bao: You are ugly. You can't dance or drink. Your life is so boring!
Dalang: What if I can drink it? Drinking like you is nonsense.
Sister Zhu Bao: Wrong! Drinking wine can forget many things.
Dalang: What do you want to forget?
Sister Zhu Bao: Unhappy things.
Dalang: What unhappy things do you want to forget?
Sister Zhu Bao: It's none of your business!
14. Dalang: Don't laugh if you want to cry.
15. Sister Zhu Bao: You guy, how dare you worry about me … no one will worry about me! No one will worry about me … no one will worry about me …
16. Sister Zhu Bao: Ugly mushroom head, will you worry about me all your life?
Dalang: Yes.
Sister Zhu Bao: Say yes!
Dalang: I will!
17. Dalang: Sister, I appreciate that you have been holding my hand tightly, but you can't hold my hand forever. I have grown up! I want to get rid of your protection, I want to live by myself!
18. Sister Zhu Bao: Three bowls of noodles.
Dalang: I just want a bowl ~
Sister Zhu Bao: I want to eat two bowls!
19. Wu Ke: There must be something hateful about the poor!
20. Sister Zhu Bao: No friends are not terrible! I can still live well alone!
2 1. Dalang: You have no friends. You must feel lonely! Since I don't like a person myself, I can't treat others like this! I want to be friends with Sister Zhu Bao, so that you will never be lonely!
Sister Zhu Bao: How dare you not look at me while talking to your grandmother!
Sister Zhu Bao: How old are you? Can't even take a bus? !
Dalang: 20 years old. .
Sister Zhu Bao: I really don't want to ask how old you are!
24. Dalang: Keep your voice down in the restaurant! Otherwise, you have no temperament.
Sister Zhu Bao: ("Pa") Who do you call a temperamental person?
Dalang: No. ...
25. Dalang: I am not a playboy. Our family is poor. ...
Sister Zhu Bao: The poor will know how to eat steak, and the poor will know how to make foie gras fatter.
Big Wave: I have read about it. ...
Sister Zhu Bao: Why do you learn to eat steak when you are free?
Dalang: Because our family is poor and can't afford to eat, I have to study, and I am addicted to reading.
26. Sister Zhu Bao: Hello! Your young man died after standing for a while, didn't he? Get up!
27. Dalang: My first time … was with you!
Sister Zhu Bao: Hello! Stop talking nonsense!
Dalang: I'm not talking nonsense! It's my first time to take a bus with you!
Sister Zhu Bao: Hoo ~ Yes, what is there to commemorate?
Dalang: Of course! I will think of you first when I take the bus in the future!
28. Sister Zhu Bao: Are you tired of the first kiss? But this is just the first kiss! What's the big deal?
Dalang: The first kiss is precious, but it's for the person I love most ... How could you take it away so easily?
Sister Zhu Bao: Oh, you read too many women's novels, don't you? How can there be such a pure boy in this century? You won't put me in charge, will you?
Dalang: I don't want you to be responsible. I want you to give me my first kiss back!
29. Dalang: Isn't his name the academic director? Hehehehe, I can tell jokes, too.
Sister Zhu Bao: People like you! You don't deserve me to hit you!
3 1. Senior: Even if only one person in the world knows you, you should cherish it. No matter what the whole world thinks of you, I think you are a good girl. No matter what happens, we should not give up on ourselves. We should face it, shouldn't we? The Chen Baozhu I know is a girl who will never give up no matter how many times she fails.
Sister Zhu Bao: If you don't believe me, don't bother me!
33. Dalang: You shouldn't undertake what you haven't done!
34. Dalang: I just want to protect the people I want to protect.
Sister Zhu Bao: You want to protect me?
Dalang: Well, I want to protect Sister Zhu Bao. She looks fierce and loves to hit people, but in fact she is kind-hearted and will give her seat to others when taking the bus.
Sister Zhu Bao: What do you like about me?
Dalang: I like you to call me a shocking and ugly mushroom head; I like you to hit me 800 times a day; I like the sound of your reading English; I like that you are drunk and want me to carry you home; I like that you love to sleep in class, but make reports carefully; I like that you like the pink naughty leopard as much as I do, but you know who its good friend is. I like you. You are obviously not the girl I like in my mind, but I just like you.
36. Dalang: This feeling is really like an electric shock. There are really fireworks!
37. Sister Zhu Bao: You screamed! You scream! You shouted your voice out, and no one came to save you!
Dalang: Broken throat! Throat is broken!
Sister Zhu Bao: He won't come ~ Hahahaha.
Sister Zhu Bao: Everything is so incredible. If I hadn't tasted the bitter taste, I don't think I would have found that you have quietly injected a sweet taste into my heart. This is a touching feeling.
Wu Ke: It's so cute! If she advertises, I will definitely buy it!
Ba Shuang: Demon ... Does she have twin sisters?
40. Senior: I was waiting for someone to grow up and didn't notice that time actually passed quickly.
4 1. Senior: I want to give you someone who can protect you, make you laugh, make you be yourself, and make you cry if you want, smile happily.
42. Senior: I feel bored. By the way, why do you like that mushroom head?
Zhu Bao: He is like a big quilt. He will tolerate me when I am sad and let me hide in it and cry. When the sun is too big, it will still be fluffy and soft as long as it is taken out to bask in the sun and hit.
Senior: Remember, if that big quilt doesn't understand amorous feelings, I also have an air pump here to give you strength at any time.
43. Dalang: Why do you want to have dinner with me?
Senior: Thank you for taking care of Baoju!
Dalang: Why do you want to thank me for taking care of Zhu Bao's sister?
Senior: Because Zhu Bao is all I have.
44. Senior: I will only say these words once, so you must listen carefully. When Zhu Bao is angry, she will definitely eat ice, and rock and roll sweetheart flavor is her favorite; Although she often hits you, she actually only uses five components; Her father and mother are her bones, so I can not mention them, and try not to mention them in front of her; If she tells you to stay away from me, it's a lie. A person will think too much, so you must try your best to accompany her. The most important thing is to make her laugh more. She has experienced a lot of unhappy things since high school. You can make her smile more so that her mouth won't sag.
45. Dalang: I want to tell Sister Zhu Bao how her senior feels several times, because sometimes I'm really not sure if I can use 100 as her boyfriend. I can only try, try and try again, just like her senior said, to make her laugh more.
Sister Zhu Bao: Who are you secretly calling? Having an affair !
Dalang: How is it possible ...
Sister Zhu Bao: Yes. Who likes you blindly like me?
47. Dalang: This second is as quiet as eternity. Is it fireworks or my heart exploded? Or am I excited about Sister Zhu Bao?
48. Sister Zhu Bao: If I want to throw it away one day, you should be prepared. That means I don't even want you to be with me!
49. Dalang: You don't want me after you have a stubborn leopard! Sister Zhu Bao: Someone has fallen out of favor! Dalang: yo ~ you will be sad in the future!
Sister Zhu Bao: Linda Lang, I want you to tell me seriously and loudly that no matter what happens between us, we will be together for life. Dalang: I will! !
5 1. Sister Zhu Bao: Mom, we can live like normal people. I can sell my sports car and our house, not because you want to live a vain life.
52. Dalang: I never thought that the sweet memories of these three years would become so painful at this time. It turns out that a serious love can make people so sad. If so, then I will never fall in love seriously again! Never again!
53. Sweetheart: Have you ever been hurt? Do you hate the man who broke your heart? Hating her prevents you from falling in love with anyone and losing the ability to love others. But you never thought that when you are sad, that person is more sad than you. You don't know that she has been trying to find you and tell you what she couldn't say at the beginning-I will accompany you even if the whole world opposes it.
54. Zhu Bao: On the recommendation of my senior, I will give you your grandmother's signature. Senior: If those listeners knew that the sweet-looking and sweet-sounding Miss Sweetheart they imagined, they would be disillusioned all day!
Sister Zhu Bao: I'm not afraid of your grandmother!
56. Senior: I think it's not surprising that we went to this true love pier.
The senior has been calling 10 years, and I am tired if you are not tired.
Regret is always the most beautiful. Most people will miss the people in the past, but they don't cherish the people around them. You let a disappeared person live in your heart. How do you want me to compete with him?
Some people say that as long as you love someone, it will take you a long time to forget him.
Can you take that ugly mushroom head away from your heart? If he can't move, I'll help you move.
Sister Zhu Bao: I'm not abandoning you, naughty pink leopard. Please help me find your master and tell him that I won't be with him. I won't be with him. I'm really not.
58. Sister Zhu Bao: Ugly mushroom head! For three years, you didn't appear in front of me. You're dead! You're dead! You have been dead 100 times. ...
59. Sister Zhu Bao: I know, it belongs to the gentleness of the seniors.
60. Sister Zhu Bao: Disappointed again and again, gradually, I no longer have any expectations and began to accept the fact that you really disappeared from my life. I began to work hard and live my life seriously, without you, only my seniors.
6 1. Sister Baoju: People can't just live in the past.
62. Sweetheart: There are many things in our life. You can't go back if you miss it, especially love.
Xue Hai: You cried your eyes out for a woman and humiliated a man.
Second sister's boyfriend: That's because you've never really loved anyone. Otherwise, if she leaves you, she will feel that the world is about to be destroyed and she can't even breathe.
64. Second Sister's boyfriend: My favorite Pepe, I will die without you, I really will die! Not really dead … but I feel more sad than dead …
Sister Zhu Bao: I never felt at home, but because of my senior, I felt another kind of warmth. Such a dull life is the greatest happiness.
Sister Zhu Bao: His name is Xue Hai, a strange name, but he has a familiar face.
67. Second Sister: If you have the ability to abandon others, you must have the ability to bear the pain of being abandoned.
68. He Yanfeng: I like you all the time.
Xue Hai: Dancing is dancing. Why do two people have amorous eyes? This makes them uncomfortable.
70. Zhu Bao: I think money can buy love. It's ridiculous, it's stupid, and it needs to be beaten.
7 1. Sister Zhu Bao: You are a ghost, and this ghost will never leave!
72. Xue Hai (to Xiao Mawei): You are more suitable for walking, because you are a horse and run faster.
Sister Zhu Bao: Do you think you can buy everything with money? You have no money to do whatever you want.
74. Sister Zhu Bao: If you don't apologize, I'll make another black wheel and let you go to the reunion in Yuan Yuan!
75. Sister Zhu Bao: Don't say anything stupid about pursuing me!
Xue Hai: Oh, what if you want to pursue your truth?
Sister Zhu Bao: No way.
Xue Hai: What if you want to pursue honesty?
Sister Zhu Bao: Not the same.
Xue Hai: So if it's to pursue you. ...
Sister Zhu Bao: Don't pretend you don't understand!
76. Xue Hai: Huimin, you need to boil eggs to stop the bleeding ~ ~ ~
77. Baoju: How do you remember everything?
Senior: Because I know you haven't forgotten.
78. Sister Zhu Bao: Dalang, where the hell have you been?
Xue Hai: I've been here.
Sister Zhu Bao: Then why can't I find you?
Xue Hai: I can't find you. Why did you leave me?
Sister Zhu Bao: I didn't leave you, but why didn't you wait for me …
Xue Hai: I thought you didn't want me ...
Sister Zhu Bao: I've been looking for you for a long time. Why didn't you show up? Why didn't you wait for me?
Fourth Floor
Xue Hai: I've been waiting for you, I've been waiting, I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Sister Zhu Bao: Big Wave, I miss you very much.
Xue Hai: Sister Zhu Bao, I miss you, too.
Sister Zhu Bao: Then let's never be apart, shall we?
79. Xue Hai: My world is dark. It makes no difference whether I turn on the light or not.
80. Xue Hai: If I did something to you, do you think I would still be alive today?
8 1. Xue Hai: Your ribs are like a pipa. Then, on that pipa, there are two ... steamed buns.
82. Sister Zhu Bao: Dalang has a thin face and thick eyebrows. He has beautiful eyes, a straight nose and a lovely mouth.
83. Sister Zhu Bao: I like him ... very simple; I like him ... He makes me laugh; I like him ... I don't care about anything; I like him … others have done bad things to him, and he never holds grudges.
84. Sister Zhu Bao: I will never stop loving you for a day.
85. Sister Zhu Bao: He is very kind. He never tells lies. No matter how unkind others are to him, he never holds grudges. When everyone misunderstood me, only he trusted me from beginning to end. He taught me how to trust a person. He is really special to me, and no one can replace him.
86. Sweetheart: We don't know whether a relationship will end in a happy memory, or whether we will lose our original expectations when we meet again, but in any case, having expectations is the best thing after all.
87. Sister Zhu Bao: When I hear that Dalang is happy, I should be happy for him, but why, I … I feel so sad … why don't I share that ordinary happiness with him? Why ... why didn't I stay with him?
88. Sister Zhu Bao: You are not late. I am late.
89. Sister Zhu Bao: Linda Lang! I've been looking for your Chen Baozhu for three years to tell you that you must be happy! Did you hear that?
90. Xue Hai: Fate has made you lose a big wave. I believe I will definitely pay you back a big lang in the end.
9 1. Senior: No matter how you disguise yourself and make yourself like a hedgehog, your heart is still very fragile, right?
92. Xue Hai: Whether you want to accept me or not, I will never give up being with you in my life!
93. Xue Hai: No matter whether it's big waves or Xue Hai, the only thing that hasn't changed is that I love you.
94. He Yanfeng: Since I met you, you are the only one in my memory.
95. Sweetheart: The four seasons can be arranged to be extremely dark, if the sun is willing; Life can be arranged to be extremely lonely. If love is willing, I can never appear again.
96. Xue Hai: Sister Zhu Bao, as long as you remember, whether it is Lin Dalang or Xue Hai, I will always be the big idiot who always loves you!
97. Senior: In the past ten years, I have given up all kinds of things, and the only one who has not given up is you.
98. Senior: Since you can think of Xue Hai and refuse to wait for me for ten years, you should believe that Xue Hai is definitely worth waiting for longer.
99. Sister Zhu Bao: Do you have any questions about this? !
100. Dalang: Don't look down on people, ok? I have amnesia now, not dementia.
10 1. Sister Baoju: You're right ... I was lonely until I met you.
102. Sister Zhu Bao: You may have forgotten everything before, but I haven't. I can't leave you alone.
103. Dalang: I see you like this. I don't know why I feel so distressed!
104. Xue Hai: It took me six years to know how to love someone.
105. Xue Hai (e-mail): Happy birthday, Sister Zhu Bao! In the fourth year after you abandoned me, I finally got a chance to say happy birthday to your face. -Always love you, Mushroom Head
106. Xue Hai: Actually, I just found out now that I like love and the difference between love. I like many people, but there is only one kind of love.
107. Sister Zhu Bao: Tonight, I want to take us back to that time four years ago, and let us return to the origin of happiness! Lin Dalang, will you marry me?
108. Sister Zhu Bao: Although this guy keeps a mushroom head when fighting and likes to dress like a stubborn leopard, sometimes he is annoying, but he is my favorite person, and no one can change that.
109. Elder sister: Baoju, if you bully our family Ahai in the future, I can't control it. But if you hurt our family, Hai, I can't stand it …
1 10. Sister Zhu Bao: Xue Hai is my cover!
1 1 1. Sister Zhu Bao said when she painted waves on the graffiti wall:
Dalang's face is like this, but he has fighting spirit. He likes wearing a pair of super tacky black-rimmed glasses. His clothes are always buttoned to the top one, and their colors are always mixed. The most important thing is that he wears a shocking ugly head and does not pull a few mushrooms.
"1 12. Have you ever been injured? Do you hate the man who broke your heart? Hating her prevents you from falling in love with anyone and losing the ability to love others. But have you ever thought that when you are sad, that person is more sad than you. You don't know that she has been trying to find you and tell you what she couldn't say at the beginning. Although ... the whole world is against it, I will accompany you! "
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